Author Topic: Klopps Reds vs Van Gaal's _____: Round 2 (1-1 - Martial 30" - Coutinho 45') (Read 9979 times)

Jake · « **Reply #40 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:43:19 pm »

37 Is it me now? Dangerous FK for Utd here...

Jake · « **Reply #41 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:44:48 pm »

38 Sakho clears, we don't get far. They attack again, we just get it out

We're shit tonight, in 5 minute per touch mode. Heavy ball, heavy boots. No heavy metal

Rush 82 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:45:17 pm »

Quote from: Le Jake on March 17, 2016, 08:43:19 pm

31 Is it me now? Dangerous FK for Utd here...

Clyne having a bit of a nightmare tonight. Utd definitely playing with an enormous amount of energy.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:46:32 pm »

Coutinho having a really poor game.

Subs required please boss!

Jake · « **Reply #44 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:46:35 pm »

40 They're out pressing us with clever tackles. We attack, Milner shit cross to noone

Jake · « **Reply #45 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:48:04 pm »

41 Lots of pointless passing, we cut through in the end, HENDERSON THROUGH ON GOAL oh no he pokes it over.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:48:12 pm »

Urgh! - I'll leave it to Le Jake to describe what just happened

Rush 82 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:49:00 pm »

Unjustified yellow for Coutinho

Jake · « **Reply #48 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:49:21 pm »

42 Coutinho booked for a pull back. Dangerous Utd FK

Jake · « **Reply #49 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:50:39 pm »

43 Milner clears, its hoofed back in, everyone leaves Elbows, great pass but somehow it doesn't go in

Rush 82 · « **Reply #50 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:50:57 pm »

Game swinging from end to end now

Jake · « **Reply #51 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:51:10 pm »

44 We counter but Firminho pops it over the top. Hard chance.

Jake · « **Reply #52 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:52:11 pm »

45 Sturridge one on one with Smalling but he's muscled out.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #53 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:52:23 pm »

What a FUCKING GOAL from Coutinho!

oops, sorry mate

Jake · « **Reply #54 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:52:26 pm »

COUTINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jake · « **Reply #55 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:53:17 pm »

45 WHAT A FUCKING GOAL, SHOVE THAT UP YOUR FUCKING c*nts YOU SHIT CHANTING MANCHESTER TWATS,

Coutinho takes the ball into box himself and dinks over De Gea.

Messiesque!!!!

thegoodfella · « **Reply #56 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:55:07 pm »

Well the commentator can say it is a hammer blow all he wants, but this is akin to dutch dropping the log on the predator. The c*nt is done here!

thegoodfella · « **Reply #57 on:** March 17, 2016, 08:57:01 pm »

Quote from: jillc on March 17, 2016, 08:16:57 pm

The "cauldron of noise" seems to be dying down already.

It is going to empty up pretty soon too.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #58 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:04:52 pm »

Apologies jillc and Warks Moustache - missed your PM's

Quote from: jillc on March 17, 2016, 08:31:13 pm

A little worried we don't seem to be able to keep hold of the ball.

Had the same thought

Quote from: Warks Moustache on March 17, 2016, 08:52:54 pm

WHAT A WAY TO SHOW THOSE FUCKING MAC TWATS!

Yes indeed!

Rush 82 · « **Reply #59 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:05:25 pm »

Quote from: thegoodfella on March 17, 2016, 08:57:01 pm

It is going to empty up pretty soon too.

The sooner the better!

Jake · « **Reply #60 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:09:01 pm »

45 Utd need 3 in 45 minutes. You've got 3 commies for the next 45 minutes. All you can hear is the Jurgen Klopp song. Tonight is gonna be boss?!

Jake · « **Reply #61 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:09:35 pm »

45 Valencia on for Varela.

Kick off. United towards the left.

Jake · « **Reply #62 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:10:39 pm »

46 Valencias first pass straight to Migs

Jake · « **Reply #63 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:11:16 pm »

47 Fellani pulling back Can, FK.

Jake · « **Reply #64 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:11:56 pm »

48 Jurgen Klopp, na na na na na.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #65 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:13:03 pm »

The fuck does Fellaini get away with pushing people down like that

Jake · « **Reply #66 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:13:11 pm »

49 Mignolet just let the ball out for a corner as if he was seeing it out. D'oh. Sakho clears the corner.

Jake · « **Reply #67 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:14:08 pm »

50 Fellani booked. Elbowed Lovren in the head. What a prick.

Jake · « **Reply #68 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:15:25 pm »

51 Clyne takes Rashford out in a dangerous spot. That was rash.

Clynes been pants.

Jake · « **Reply #69 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:16:16 pm »

52 Cleared. Can here a Manc shit on the telly clear as day screaming murderers.

Jake · « **Reply #70 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:16:54 pm »

53 Two more Utd attacks, we just get it away

Jake · « **Reply #71 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:17:33 pm »

A word for Sakho. He's been immense.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #72 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:17:37 pm »

Quote from: Le Jake on March 17, 2016, 09:15:25 pm

51 Clyne takes Rashford out in a dangerous spot. That was rash.

Clynes been pants.

He has indeed been shit tonight - I'd be tempted bring Smith on at this rate

Jake · « **Reply #73 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:18:32 pm »

54 Our FK and we pass it all way back to the keeper who hoofs it and Utd attack.

That was daft

Jake · « **Reply #74 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:19:09 pm »

55 Sturridge almost gets it through the Utd defense but not this time.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #75 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:19:27 pm »

Quote from: Le Jake on March 17, 2016, 09:18:32 pm

54 Our FK and we pass it all way back to the keeper who hoofs it and Utd attack.

That was daft

/sends whatsapp to the boss - Welsh Pirlo please to calm things down

Jake · « **Reply #76 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:20:02 pm »

56 We attack, Clyne bombs up the wing but can't get it round Mata.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #77 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:20:22 pm »

Quote from: Le Jake on March 17, 2016, 09:17:33 pm

A word for Sakho. He's been immense.

I'll second that!

Jake · « **Reply #78 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:21:17 pm »

57 Sakho with a world class tackle on Rashford. We can't get it away though and Mata gets it to Rashford who snatches and hits it wide.

Where are we?!

Jake · « **Reply #79 on:** March 17, 2016, 09:22:35 pm »

58 Rashford clips Lovren as he tries to attack.

Fellani should have been off says Webb. Thats 3 times in two games. What a shit.