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Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« on: November 20, 2013, 08:14:48 pm »
Liverpool v Everton Derby Edition Spyin’ Kop

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This week’s Spion Kop is a little different (and short). My neighbour Joe is a Blue born and bred in Crosby, who unfortunately had to leave Liverpool. Happily, luck followed him as he managed not only to find a nice Irish girl but also carve out a life in Cork, a dream shared by billions. Answers this week are from him and his sons Thomas (12) and Odhran (6), both of whom inherited their Dad’s allegiances.

What did you think of Moyes? Sorry to see him go?

Thomas: He did well given the resources.
Odhran: He was a grumpy Scotsman!
Joe: Not really sorry. Negative tactics, late subs and a failure to blood new talent.

Favourite current Everton player?

T: Barkley
O: Baines
J: Baines.

Favourite ever Everton player?

T: Dixie Dean (I’ve seen youtubes!)
J: Martin Dobson
O: Popcorn! [That’s not an Everton player, Odhran] Ok, Baines!

Is it hard being an Everton fan in Ireland when there aren’t that many? (for Thomas and Odhran)

T: Doesn’t bother me.
O: Yes. I don’t really like people who don’t like Everton.

Where do you think Liverpool will finish this season?

J: 6th
T: 3rd
O: 7th

And Everton?

J: 5th
T: 4th
O: 1st!

What do you think of Martinez?

J: Very positive attitude, like him, and without the rubbish that Brendan Rodgers comes out with. What kind of person has a massive portrait of themselves in their own house?
T: Good manager, did very well at Wigan.
O: Teeny bit bad. [would not say why]

Who is Liverpool’s best player right now?

J: Coutinho
T: Coutinho
O: Suarez

And finally, who will win the league?

J: Chelsea
T: Arsenal
O: Everton!

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2013, 10:24:14 am »
ha that's brill mate! thanks!
Yep.

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2013, 10:25:55 am »
PS Odhran's about the right level of intellect for most Evertonians, his answers made me chuckle ;D
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2013, 11:35:34 am »
Haha great ;D
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2013, 11:39:08 am »
O: Yes. I don’t really like people who don’t like Everton.

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2013, 12:51:35 pm »
That cheered me up.
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2013, 01:03:01 pm »
O: Teeny bit bad. [would not say why]

Sounds like Odhran here has got some insider information, wonder what robbie's been up to? Bet it's prozzies.

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2013, 01:17:07 pm »
O: Yes. I don’t really like people who don’t like Everton.

:lmao
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2013, 01:30:49 pm »
Oh Odhran ;D
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2013, 01:32:14 pm »

J: Martin Dobson



Thanks Corkboy good effort leaning over your fence :D
can you ask joe to elaborate? That mid 70s team was fucking grim. Why Dobbo? if he's that old he must have seen Alan Ball? & Mckenzie & the 80s title winners of course

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2013, 01:38:06 pm »
Thanks Corkboy good effort leaning over your fence :D
can you ask joe to elaborate? That mid 70s team was fucking grim. Why Dobbo? if he's that old he must have seen Alan Ball? & Mckenzie & the 80s title winners of course


Scored one of the best away goals I've ever seen v Liverpool. Into the Kop goal too, I think. Duncan McKenzie got all the plaudits, but Dobson was almost as elegant and much more of a grafter.

(Now Joe's going to say it was a pisstake!)
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2013, 01:47:48 pm »
Putting the 'odd' into Odhran! :D

Feel a bit bad that both boys listed Baines as their favourite player - could be tears in January.

Cheers corkboy!

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2013, 02:12:11 pm »
That's a good one that corkboy. Was dreading reading osme shit off bluekipper

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2013, 02:39:02 pm »
Who'd a thunk you of all people would of known three blues off County Road.
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2013, 02:41:36 pm »
Thanks for that corkboy.
Spyin' Kop is great.

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2013, 03:53:27 pm »
Thanks Corkboy good effort leaning over your fence :D
can you ask joe to elaborate? That mid 70s team was fucking grim. Why Dobbo? if he's that old he must have seen Alan Ball? & Mckenzie & the 80s title winners of course

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2013, 04:21:53 pm »
Brilliant! Fair dues. Odhrans input was top class :D

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2013, 04:25:08 pm »
Odran's reply were boss  ;D

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2013, 04:28:53 pm »
I love Odhran! :D

Shame he'll be crying come Saturday afternoon. :P
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2013, 04:35:00 pm »
Popcorn!
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2013, 04:41:18 pm »
i think Odhran is an anagram

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2013, 04:43:23 pm »

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2013, 04:43:37 pm »
i think Odhran is an anagram
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2013, 04:46:33 pm »
Here's Odhran...


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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2013, 06:37:30 pm »
Haha, I love Odhran's opinion on Martinez! Bring em on..
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2013, 06:37:31 pm »
I take it back, sorry cork boy. Well done Odhran

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2013, 03:22:46 am »


fair doos, and if yorky reckons he was a player I'm not arguing.
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #27 on: October 3, 2015, 10:08:25 pm »
Me and my boy will be sitting down with these Bluenoses tomorrow in our gaff (they don't have Sky). I think they're all getting kitted up.

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #28 on: October 3, 2015, 11:51:59 pm »
Putting the 'odd' into Odhran! :D

Feel a bit bad that both boys listed Baines as their favourite player - could be tears in January.

Cheers corkboy!

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #29 on: October 4, 2015, 10:55:53 am »
So what silly bugger decided it needed a "d" in there?  ???

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #30 on: October 4, 2015, 12:32:52 pm »
So what silly bugger decided it needed a "d" in there?  ???

Probably Oeife.

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #31 on: October 4, 2015, 12:36:31 pm »
Excellent. Please rub their noses in it afterwards. The young ones are ripe for turning.

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #32 on: October 4, 2015, 12:42:25 pm »
O: Yes. I don’t really like people who don’t like Everton.

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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #33 on: October 4, 2015, 12:44:12 pm »
Me and my boy will be sitting down with these Bluenoses tomorrow in our gaff (they don't have Sky). I think they're all getting kitted up.
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #34 on: October 4, 2015, 08:36:28 pm »
So what silly bugger decided it needed a "d" in there?  ???

It's Irish. The "dh" is often silent. Nice language tbf. Pity 99% of us can't speak it.
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Re: Spyin' Kop: Everton v Liverpool
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