I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
If you ask Gerrard #1 he'll probably be able to tell us who we're getting. I hear he is good with the crystal ball.
Coutinho is our best player he will be world class one day and will end up playing for Barca or Real.
There are not enough words in the dictionary to fully describe how much I hate Chelsea Football Club.
My word.Are we back?