Author Topic: Song For Coutinho (Read 83874 times)

macca888 · « **on:** January 30, 2013, 05:12:10 pm »

Is the ink dry yet? Well no time to hang about. Me, Kinki and Chopper have been working on this song for as long as Ian Ayre has been fucking round with a work permit. Remember, none of these will ever get an airing anytime soon, but if you happen to be wearing a jester hat, taking photos of our samba superstar and sat near to John Mac and he calls you a daytripping wool, at least you can tell him that you've got an album of songs ready prepared for the lad to show you're a real fan.

So on your marks, get set, go. Best efforts below, even though they'll be shite in comparison to the combined efforts of me, J. and Nikki, the RAWK equivalent of Bell Biv DeVoe.

PS. Anyone who starts the "can't we wait until he does something before he gets a fucking song?" nonsense has either got a tiny cock or a minge like Robert Shaw's wellies in Jaws.

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Quote from: CHOPPER on January 27, 2013, 02:09:08 AM
A song, we need a song!

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Quote from: kiNki on January 27, 2013, 02:13:39 AM
Alvin stardust cou ca choo. Twinkley suit optional.

And with the boss being a big fan of Elvis costumes, this might just take off. "We're going to need a bigger quiff wig shop!"

My Coutinho

Now the main lyrics for the Kop aren't the only important bit. We're going to make this a fucking symphony.

Coo! Coo! We just want you
We love the things that you do on youtube
Backheels and overhead flicks too
Won't you be ours Coutinho

Phil ippe bring some Samba birds in a low cut dress
Half of our birds have got Spaniel's ears breasts
Sort your barnet out your fucking hair's a mess
We really want you Coutinho

First verse fades, in come the Main Stand with

"I love ya yes I love ya"

Anny Road take over

"I love ma coo coo"

Over to the Kemlyn

"I want ya yes I want ya"

Back to the Anny

"Oh yes I do do!"

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/se5VX-LAJAE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/se5VX-LAJAE</a>

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:16:36 pm »

Genius. No other word for it.

tray fenny · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:25:19 pm »

Kemlyn dont sing

Yorkykopite · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:30:26 pm »

Who's going to do the 'a-ah-ah' bit after the first line?

I suggest the fifth person from the left on each row, on every side of the ground. They could stand up when they do it too.

KMiltz7 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:30:37 pm »

First twenty seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um8mMa5w41A (don't know how to embed, sorry!)

simple and would sound great

TitanTrigger · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:32:14 pm »

Quote from: KMiltz7 on January 30, 2013, 05:30:37 pm

First twenty seconds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um8mMa5w41A (don't know how to embed, sorry!)

simple and would sound great

Perfect

Igor Tripod Biscan · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:32:44 pm »

Alvins son is a red!

Dave D · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:32:49 pm »

Let's be honest here, the only reason that songs was chosen was so you could post that diabolically disturbing video...the stuff of nightmares.

Dizzyfinn · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:32:55 pm »

Surely it has to be based on the Phil Collins classic Sussudio - Would help to keep our captain happy too.

Arthurs Bar · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:36:44 pm »

Macca888 King of the Kop.

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:41:29 pm »

The most simple one is probably 'Phillipe Coutinhooooo' to the tune of that Italian song that Chelsea fans used to sing 'Jose Mourinhoooo' to.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:43:24 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on January 30, 2013, 05:15:51 pm

''I'm a player who likes to make moves ''

To the tune of Ottawans - D.I.S.C.O.

Philippe Cou - tin - ho
Philippe Cou - tin - ho
Philippe Cou - tin - ho
Philippe Cou - tin - ho

HE IS DISCO!!

He is D, delightful
He is I, incredible
He is S, super Philippe
He is C, Coutinho
He is O, oh, oh, oh

Philippe Cou - tin - ho
Philippe Cou - tin - ho
Philippe Cou - tin - ho
Philippe Cou - tin - ho

keswick · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:47:01 pm »

To the tune of 'Lydia, the tattooed lady': Coutinho, Oh Coutinho, you're better than El Nino, Oh Coutinho our Brazilian baby.

Spraynard Kruger · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:47:26 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-EIpBbTd8

WE HAD MADE A TRANSFER
SOME BRAZILIAN FROM MILAN
AN ITK TOLD US IT WAS AN -INHO
...AND WE, ALL THOUGHT, ROBINHO

BUT IT WASN'T ROBINHO

IT WAS COU - TIN HO

COU - TIN HO! Baaa daaa baa daaaa ba da ba da ba da!

COU - TIN HO! Baaa daaa baa daaaa ba da ba da ba da!

Vulmea · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:51:12 pm »

thread should have been closed after the first post

although just one cornetto(coutinho) from the welcome thread is a valid alternative

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:00:24 pm »

Madness : Driving In My Car

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/JYZNSyP9v9M?version=3&" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/JYZNSyP9v9M?version=3&</a>

''Philippe Coutinho hes now ours
HUR HUR HAR HUR,HUR HUR HAR HE HAR
He once played for Vasco da Ga-maaaa
HUR HUR HAR HUR,HUR HUR HAR HE HAR
We bought him for 8 mil
HUR HUR HAR HUR,HUR HUR HAR HE HAR
hes got skills hes from from brazil
HUR HUR HAR HUR,HUR HUR HAR HE HAR
We got him from Inter Milan
HUR HUR HAR HUR,HUR HUR HAR HE HAR
he'll be wearing the number 10

DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER
DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER DER''

KiNki · « **Reply #16 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:03:50 pm »

Quote from: The 5th Wedderburnitle on January 30, 2013, 05:16:36 pm

Genius. No other word for it.

lol, honest to god,

I wanna see it happen, flared pants, platforms back on the kop.

macca888 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:04:40 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on January 30, 2013, 05:43:24 pm

DISCO

P, that looks like a duet between Floella Benjamin and Sugar Ray Leonard

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:06:42 pm »

Quote from: macca888 on January 30, 2013, 06:04:40 pm

P, that looks like a duet between Floella Benjamin and Sugar Ray Leonard

Thats you an CHOPPER at the Wookey Hollow on a friday night

Thog · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:09:12 pm »

Coutinho whoooah,
Coutinho whoooah,
He brings Brazilian flair,
And he's got McDermot's hair

Rusty · « **Reply #20 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:09:25 pm »

There's only one Phillippe Coutinho,
There's only one Phillippe Coutinho,
There's only one Phillippe Coutinho,
There's only one Phillippe Coutinho.

demontorres · « **Reply #21 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:16:58 pm »

So it is pronounced like "co"worker or "cow"milk?

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #22 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:17:00 pm »

To the tune of Tiger Feet.

Thats neat.
Thats neat.
Thats neat
Thats neat.
Really love your tasty feet.

Lets go.
Lets go.
Lets go.
Lets go.
Really love you Cu-tine-ho

Thats right.
Thats right.
Thats right.
Thats right.
Really hope you don't turn shite.

Less flash.
Less flash.
Less flash.
Less flash
Hope you're not here just for cash.

macca888 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:22:39 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on January 30, 2013, 06:06:42 pm

Thats you an CHOPPER at the Wookey Hollow on a friday night

Fucking hell, I thought the soft auld twat had deleted the pictures of us at the Detroit Spinners tribute night

chuckmynorris · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:23:39 pm »

Maybe this guy should play for us before we start making up songs...
I heard we might sign this one kid in 20 years, should maybe start thinking about songs for him.

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #25 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:25:11 pm »

Quote from: chuckmynorris on January 30, 2013, 06:23:39 pm

Maybe this guy should play for us before we start making up songs...
I heard we might sign this one kid in 20 years, should maybe start thinking about songs for him.

Boo Booo Booooooooo

Stone him!

macca888 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:27:48 pm »

Quote from: chuckmynorris on January 30, 2013, 06:23:39 pm

Maybe this guy should play for us before we start making up songs...
I heard we might sign this one kid in 20 years, should maybe start thinking about songs for him.

We know what you've got
We know what you've got,
Chuckmynorris,
we know what you've got.

Not my fucking fault you can't read mate.

Quote from: macca888 on January 30, 2013, 05:12:10 pm

PS. Anyone who starts the "can't we wait until he does something before he gets a fucking song?" nonsense has either got a tiny cock or a minge like Robert Shaw's wellies in Jaws.

Montgomery · « **Reply #27 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:32:39 pm »

Quote from: demontorres on January 30, 2013, 06:16:58 pm

So it is pronounced like "co"worker or "cow"milk?

Neither, coo-teen-yo, unless I'm mistaken.

MonTheKuyt · « **Reply #28 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:45:41 pm »

I just started singing this earlier, without thinking about it but how about:

Tune of 7 nation army by White stripe:

Ohhh philippe courtiiiiinho, ohhh philipe courtiiiiiiiiiiiiinho.

No? Okay.

Red Ol · « **Reply #29 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:48:38 pm »

Quote from: Montgomery on January 30, 2013, 06:32:39 pm

Neither, coo-teen-yo, unless I'm mistaken.

So on that basis (to the tune of cotten eyed joe)

Where does he come from
Where did he go
Where does he come from
Coo ten y’ho

Where does he come from
Brazillio
Now he’s a scouser
coo-teen-y'ho

(...already got my coat on)

El jefe · « **Reply #30 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:02:07 pm »

Coutinho don't pass it, he just dribbles, he just dribbles. - The clash Rock the Casbah... I'll go and sit in the corner

Motty · « **Reply #31 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:02:33 pm »

I've had fucking coo ca choo and D.I.S.C.O taking it in turns to play along in my head for the last hour

:(

;D

evered avenue · « **Reply #32 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:16:25 pm »

To the tune of that Figaro part from The Barber of Seville:

Coo teen o
Coo teen o
Coo teen o
Coo teen o
Coooo teeeen oh

Cooteeno's coming
He's coming at you
He dribbles he shoots
He'll score one or two
score one or two
score one or twoooo

and repeat

redsox0411 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:23:26 pm »

Phi - li - pe Cou - tin - ho
Shoots( plays) like a Brazilian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OMxC7te5Ks

Just an excuse to post a link to Susanna Hoffs ofcourse.

Really need to learn how to embed.

Barney_Rubble · « **Reply #34 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:33:30 pm »

Coutinho, Oh-oh-oh
Coutinho, Oh-oh-oh
We can't think of a word
that rhymes with Coutinho,
Coutinho, Oh-oh-oh,
Coutinho, Oh-oh-oh

etc

BTW is it Coo-teenyo or Cow-teenyo ??

macca888 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:42:10 pm »

Quote from: redsox0411 on January 30, 2013, 07:23:26 pm

Phi - li - pe Cou - tin - ho
Shoots( plays) like a Brazilian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OMxC7te5Ks

Just an excuse to post a link to Susanna Hoffs ofcourse.

Really need to learn how to embed.

When I was about 18, I went out with a bird who was the absolute fucking spitting image of Susanna Hoffs.
I made her walk like a saddlesore cowgirl.

AA1122 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:55:35 pm »

To the tune of Sting - Englishman in New York.

Come from Brazil, ended up here...
To play for the red of Merseyside...
As you can see from his skills on the ball...
He's a Brazilian in Liverpoool!

See him walkin’ down the Anny road...
A Liverbird came by his side...
It flies everywhere he walkssss!!
The Brazilian walks through the storm...

Whoooooah!!
He’s Countinho! From Internazionale to south of Waterloo
The Brazilian in Liverpoooool
Whooooooah!!
He's Coutinho, First impressions are unbelievaboh!
The Brazilian in Liverpoooool!

ChaChaMooMoo · « **Reply #37 on:** January 30, 2013, 08:09:35 pm »

We got Coutinhoooo (x2)
He comes from Brazil hooooeee
He dances Samba heyyy
We got Coutinhooo

Garcepticon · « **Reply #38 on:** January 30, 2013, 08:22:56 pm »

Clap Clap! Clap Clap Clap! Clap Clap Clap Clap! PHIL!

red1977 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 30, 2013, 09:35:59 pm »

Quote from: Garcepticon on January 30, 2013, 08:22:56 pm

Clap Clap! Clap Clap Clap! Clap Clap Clap Clap! PHIL!

Brilliant, it could be followed up by, phiiiiiiiiiiillllllllll, phiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllll, phiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllll