Topic: Custom Title

[Luke 17]

And they had no child, because that Elisabeth was barren, and they both were now well stricken in years.

I have no idea what this means is this an extract from Shakespeare or something? 

Can I have it changed to something a bit more suitable please... 

Edit: I've just googled it and it seems like its from Luke in the bible 

[Crosby Nick]

And now a short reading from the Gospel according to Luke, written by William Shakespeare.

[Harinder]

I have no idea what this means is this an extract from Shakespeare or something? 

Can I have it changed to something a bit more suitable please... 

Edit: I've just googled it and it seems like its from Luke in the bible 

What do you think it should be changed to?

[SP]

Luke chapter 1 verse 7. You got the King James version, think yourself lucky.  But if you have another favourite there are lots to choose from here:

http://biblehub.com/luke/1-7.htm

The original plan was Luke Chapter 17, but the following would not fit in the little tiny winy box:

1 Then said he unto the disciples, It is impossible but that offences will come: but woe unto him, through whom they come!

2 It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.

3 Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him.

4 And if he trespass against thee seven times in a day, and seven times in a day turn again to thee, saying, I repent; thou shalt forgive him.

5 And the apostles said unto the Lord, Increase our faith.

6 And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.

7 But which of you, having a servant plowing or feeding cattle, will say unto him by and by, when he is come from the field, Go and sit down to meat?

8 And will not rather say unto him, Make ready wherewith I may sup, and gird thyself, and serve me, till I have eaten and drunken; and afterward thou shalt eat and drink?

9 Doth he thank that servant because he did the things that were commanded him? I trow not.

10 So likewise ye, when ye shall have done all those things which are commanded you, say, We are unprofitable servants: we have done that which was our duty to do.

11 And it came to pass, as he went to Jerusalem, that he passed through the midst of Samaria and Galilee.

12 And as he entered into a certain village, there met him ten men that were lepers, which stood afar off:

13 And they lifted up their voices, and said, Jesus, Master, have mercy on us.

14 And when he saw them, he said unto them, Go shew yourselves unto the priests. And it came to pass, that, as they went, they were cleansed.

15 And one of them, when he saw that he was healed, turned back, and with a loud voice glorified God,

16 And fell down on his face at his feet, giving him thanks: and he was a Samaritan.

17 And Jesus answering said, Were there not ten cleansed? but where are the nine?

18 There are not found that returned to give glory to God, save this stranger.

19 And he said unto him, Arise, go thy way: thy faith hath made thee whole.

20 And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:

21 Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.

22 And he said unto the disciples, The days will come, when ye shall desire to see one of the days of the Son of man, and ye shall not see it.

23 And they shall say to you, See here; or, see there: go not after them, nor follow them.

24 For as the lightning, that lighteneth out of the one part under heaven, shineth unto the other part under heaven; so shall also the Son of man be in his day.

25 But first must he suffer many things, and be rejected of this generation.

26 And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.

27 They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all.

28 Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;

29 But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.

30 Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.

31 In that day, he which shall be upon the housetop, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back.

32 Remember Lot's wife.

33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

34 I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.

35 Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

36 Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

37 And they answered and said unto him, Where, Lord? And he said unto them, Wheresoever the body is, thither will the eagles be gathered together.

[Mutton Geoff]

What do you think it should be changed to?

Luke 16

[Luke 17]

What do you think it should be changed to?

I don't know... i'm not really into the bible and all that.

Think i'd rather I didn't have one...

or if someone wants to go through my posts and can find something funny to put there that would be acceptable too. 

[24/7]

I don't know... i'm not really into the bible and all that.

Think i'd rather I didn't have one...

or if someone wants to go through my posts and can find something funny to put there that would be acceptable too. 

Badge of honour. Wear it!

[hitman89762000]

Yeah ive seen mine got changed im ok with this...

[Lfsea]

"Whosoever shall seek to save his custom title shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his custom title shall preserve it."

[Luke 17]

very funny. 

Change my name back!

[Mutton Geoff]

very funny. 

Change my name back!

please!!!!

 and try the supporter option or i figure you are doomed !

[Luke 17]

please!!!!

 and try the supporter option or i figure you are doomed !

Please 

Whats the supporter option?

[Mutton Geoff]

Please 

Whats the supporter option?

if you look up the support Rawk thread you will see my son!

[Luke 17]

ah yeah thought that's what you meant.. just donated £5.

Can I have my name back now please 

[24/7]

Yea verily shall he who seeketh the light shall find it shining brightly in thine Support RAWK threadeth. Erstwhile than thy be thunketh of being a tight arsed getteth who doth demandeth that which to which thine shall not be entitledeth or somethingeth lije thateth yeah verilly etcetera.............

[Luke 17]

Yea verily shall he who seeketh the light shall find it shining brightly in thine Support RAWK threadeth. Erstwhile than thy be thunketh of being a tight arsed getteth who doth demandeth that which to which thine shall not be entitledeth or somethingeth lije thateth yeah verilly etcetera.............

eh?

Were getting closer my names nearly back to Luke17!!!

 

[24/7]

eh?

Were getting closer my names nearly back to Luke17!!!

 

Read it again. Oh and the change reads to me more like an improvement

[Mutton Geoff]

Yea verily shall he who seeketh the light shall find it shining brightly in thine Support RAWK threadeth. Erstwhile than thy be thunketh of being a tight arsed getteth who doth demandeth that which to which thine shall not be entitledeth or somethingeth lije thateth yeah verilly etcetera.............

Amen Brother

[24/7]

Amen Brother

For the masses shall flock behind the preacher like deaf sheep. Thus sayeth it in the gospel according to St Shepherd.

[Luke 17]

Read it again. Oh and the change reads to me more like an improvement

It doesn't make sense I can only make out about half the words..

an nah Luke17 is better and looks neater. Luke1:7 looks weird

[Luke 17]

Yea verily shall he who seeketh the light shall find it shining brightly in thine Support RAWK threadeth. Erstwhile than thy be thunketh of being a tight arsed getteth who doth demandeth that which to which thine shall not be entitledeth or somethingeth lije thateth yeah verilly etcetera.............

I translate it as he who seeks the light will find it shining in the support rawk thread. Meanwhile something about being a tight arsed get who demands something there not entitled too or something like that etc etc.

[Barneylfc∗]

I often wonder why people care that much about their CT and are so keen to have it removed. Took me ages before noticing the plane seat addition to mine.

[Sudden Death Draft Loser]

just glad to have oneTBH

[afc tukrish]

Luke chapter 1 verse 7. You got the King James version, think yourself lucky.  But if you have another favourite there are lots to choose from here:

http://biblehub.com/luke/1-7.htm

The original plan was Luke Chapter 17, but the following would not fit in the little tiny winy box:
 

The  two women grinding together sounded interesting...

What? 

[redsox0411]

Consider yourself lucky. It could've been worse.....

[24/7]

I translate it as he who seeks the light will find it shining in the support rawk thread. Meanwhile something about being a tight arsed get who demands something there not entitled too or something like that etc etc.

Close enough   Also in threads like these tis best to stop digging a bloody big hole, you weird-looking fella you! Oooooh if I had my stars back I'd run riot

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Close enough   Also in threads like these tis best to stop digging a bloody big hole, you weird-looking fella you! Oooooh if I had my stars back I'd run riot

Tis the one and only perk of a Moderating job, making the plebs lives a misery haha.     

[Snail]

And now a short reading from the Gospel according to Luke, written by William Shakespeare.

[Luke 17]

Close enough   Also in threads like these tis best to stop digging a bloody big hole, you weird-looking fella you! Oooooh if I had my stars back I'd run riot

I've had the weekend to mull it over and i've decided Luke17 definitely looks better 

Pretty please can I have it back. I made a donation to the support rawk! Wasn't much but I'm a student an that's about all I can afford!

[NickoH]

Trying carrying the weight of my CT around for about 8 years

[The 5th Benitle]

I've had the weekend to mull it over and i've decided Luke17 definitely looks better 

Pretty please can I have it back. I made a donation to the support rawk! Wasn't much but I'm a student an that's about all I can afford!

Go on then. And thank you.

[Crosby Nick]

Trying carrying the weight of my CT around for about 8 years

Somebody at work once spotted me on RAWK (I know, imagine my surprise!) and courtesy of your custom title assumed that I was you...if that makes sense!

[24/7]

Trying carrying the weight of my CT around for about 8 years

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN??@!!!!?!???!!!!! Good to see you, Gervais!

[Luke 17]

Go on then. And thank you.

  nice one.