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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #160 on: February 25, 2008, 01:58:40 pm »
Gonna stay behind at work and wait to see what happens.

I am betting some split arse and crying.

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #161 on: February 25, 2008, 01:59:59 pm »
Gonna stay behind at work and wait to see what happens.

I am betting some split arse and crying.

Out of context, that's a post and a half!!  ;D
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #162 on: February 25, 2008, 02:08:03 pm »
Gonna stay behind at work and wait to see what happens.

I am betting some split arse and crying.

Man, you must work at some crazy place. I'd consider a job change if I were you  :o
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #163 on: February 25, 2008, 02:43:22 pm »
just clocked Barrowboy's new custom title  ;D
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #164 on: February 25, 2008, 02:49:20 pm »
just clocked Barrowboy's new custom title  ;D


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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #165 on: February 25, 2008, 02:50:20 pm »
Ring abuse!!   :lmao
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #166 on: February 25, 2008, 03:27:30 pm »
Ring abuse!!   :lmao
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #167 on: February 25, 2008, 03:28:50 pm »
I am honestly on the edge of my seat here in anticipation.  ;D

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #168 on: February 25, 2008, 03:31:32 pm »
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #169 on: February 25, 2008, 03:52:06 pm »
Great thread!   :lmao

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #170 on: February 25, 2008, 03:59:03 pm »
Ok, just an update.......I had a bowel movement at 01.00am this morning and then another at 07.30 but no sign of the ring pull yet, I poked and prodded but couldn't see it. I'm sick of eating bananas now (the penguin was a chocolate one btw) and its going to be later on tonight before my next dump I think. By my estimation the ring pull landed in my belly at about 8.20pm last night so does anyone know how long before that should reach journeys end? Had lots to eat and drink and haven't felt anything rattling around in there.


I think its hilarious that you have been prodding your shit to try and find a ring pull in it!  :lmao :lmao

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #171 on: February 25, 2008, 06:35:33 pm »
god while the site has been down anything could have happened to barrowboy

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #172 on: February 25, 2008, 06:52:24 pm »
I think its hilarious that you have been prodding your shit to try and find a ring pull in it!  :lmao :lmao

I've got a mental image of him taking a crap while his missus sticks a metal detector down the pan of the lav!
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #173 on: February 25, 2008, 07:10:27 pm »
I can't breathe with laughter!
You people are priceless.
I don't think i can even convey my laughter in words.
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #174 on: February 25, 2008, 07:14:43 pm »
Barrowboy
AKA: The man with possibly the second best 'whoosh'. In A&E for ring abuse..

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #175 on: February 25, 2008, 07:30:38 pm »
Just read through the thread, hilarious (of course glad Barrowboy is ok)..  Laughing at poo, who'd of thought it
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #176 on: February 25, 2008, 07:31:16 pm »
Lord of The Ring.

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #177 on: February 25, 2008, 07:44:19 pm »
If/when he finds it, he should put it on a stand on his mantlepiece. Always a good icebreaker..

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #178 on: February 25, 2008, 07:47:40 pm »
cant wait for the update on this!

was hoping to read what happened and was gutted when i got to the end of the thread!

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #179 on: February 25, 2008, 07:48:44 pm »
If/when he finds it, he should put it on a stand on his mantlepiece. Always a good icebreaker..

"You'll never guess where I found that ringpull.."

He could pass it down,  it will be like the scene from the film (cant remember but Chris Walken in it?) I kept this watch.....
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #180 on: February 25, 2008, 07:57:56 pm »
He could pass it down,  it will be like the scene from the film (cant remember but Chris Walken in it?) I kept this watch.....

Pulp Fiction, he gives it to the young butch (bruce willis)
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #181 on: February 25, 2008, 08:21:15 pm »
How come the ring didn't sink to the bottom?

Oh don't worry, it will and probably very soon ;)
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #182 on: February 25, 2008, 08:27:28 pm »
:lmao :lmao best thread of 2008.
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #183 on: February 25, 2008, 08:52:37 pm »
Pulp Fiction, he gives it to the young butch (bruce willis)

I had this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years...
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #184 on: February 25, 2008, 08:59:02 pm »
Five long years Barrowboy wore this ring. . . up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, he give me the ring. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the ring to you.

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #185 on: February 25, 2008, 09:05:29 pm »
This is better than reality tv!



Mind you, most forms of entertainment are!
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #186 on: February 25, 2008, 09:07:32 pm »
While the thread is hilarious, I do keep worrying when Barrowboy disappears for long stretches at a time like this.

I'll give you 3 guesses where he is right this very second.

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #187 on: February 25, 2008, 09:08:35 pm »
In 24 hours that'll be coming out your rear end

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #188 on: February 25, 2008, 09:11:07 pm »

I'll give you 3 guesses where he is right this very second.

1. Sifting
2. Screaming
3. Chugging more carling and swallowing another ring pull so he can pass that and the other linked together in what would probably be the best bowel magic trick ever!

(all of them while wearing his sisters skin.)
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #189 on: February 25, 2008, 09:16:42 pm »
So as far as we are aware, he's not dead yet.  But how we will we know if he is?  Does he have some form of back up, or are the executors supposed to log in if he's carked it?  How will they know the necessary thingies and such? 
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #190 on: February 25, 2008, 09:38:07 pm »
It's entirely possible he ate too many bananas yesterday, and is sitting on the can (the other one), trapped, while his laptop is in the kitchen.

1. Sifting
2. Screaming

At the same time??

So as far as we are aware, he's not dead yet.  But how we will we know if he is?  Does he have some form of back up, or are the executors supposed to log in if he's carked it?  How will they know the necessary thingies and such? 

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #191 on: February 25, 2008, 09:49:22 pm »
So is it out yet?

I need updates :(

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #192 on: February 25, 2008, 09:51:00 pm »
I am sitting here in anticipation waiting for this
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #193 on: February 25, 2008, 09:57:29 pm »
I am sitting here in anticipation waiting for this

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #194 on: February 25, 2008, 09:58:15 pm »
Said Barrowboy at regular intervals.

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #195 on: February 25, 2008, 09:58:15 pm »
Still no sign of the ring! Not had a bowel movement since 7.30 this morning and had a load of veg for tea so it shouldn't be too long before I hit the pan again. I am wondering if it might have gone straight through and passed out in my first post-swallowing dump at 1.00am this morning but somehow that seems too quick, it deffo wasn't in the 7.30 dump this morning because I checked. Today I've eaten 4 bananas, an orange, pear, piece of fish, mash, cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, peas, sweet corn, bar of plain chocolate, few cups of tea but nothing has dropped yet. I just hope my piles don't recur before the ring appears as that will spell big pain for me. Got a feeling it is somewhere in my intestines and doesn't want to be found.

Weirdest thing is, I have kept it a secret (apart from the missus and kids) yet lots of people on here know all about it and that makes it more comforting to me, dunno why!

So as far as we are aware, he's not dead yet.  But how we will we know if he is?  Does he have some form of back up, or are the executors supposed to log in if he's carked it?  How will they know the necessary thingies and such? 

I'll give my eldest lad my password for RAWK and get him to post on here in the event of anything happening. Hopefully it won't come to that as I'm having my 5th banana of the day with a few chocolate digestives and a brew.
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #196 on: February 25, 2008, 09:59:35 pm »
it deffo wasn't in the 7.30 dump this morning because I checked.

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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #197 on: February 25, 2008, 09:59:35 pm »
Perhaps we could set up Barrowboy Text Alerts, so we all get texted when it happens.  Like goal alerts...
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #198 on: February 25, 2008, 10:01:08 pm »
Perhaps we could set up Barrowboy Text Alerts, so we all get texted when it happens.  Like goal alerts...

Maybe Matt Le Tissier could commentate on it for us too.
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Re: I just swallowed a ring pull. Help!
« Reply #199 on: February 25, 2008, 10:02:13 pm »
This thread has got to be the funniest thing I have read in a long time - classic
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