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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #40 on: December 19, 2016, 09:27:35 pm »
70' - Mane goes down and falls awkwardly.


No foul given.

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #41 on: December 19, 2016, 09:28:35 pm »
71 - Barry brings Mane down on the middle line. FK

Valencia off, Calvert on

Jurgen, could we please have a sub or two, please

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #42 on: December 19, 2016, 09:31:00 pm »
73' - Divock with good run down the right, but a poor cross.

Minute later Lovren fouls Barry, the FK is a good one and lands on Williams head, but it's a weak shot and Mignolet collects easily

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #43 on: December 19, 2016, 09:33:27 pm »
75' - lightning run down the right, Mane gets it into the box but Coleman does well to get foot in front of Origi and its out for a corner.

Good ball in but cleared easily.

We're back to pressing them.

Balls coming in from all areas, Bobby tries a spectacular overhead kick, which, when they come off look incredible, and when they don't simply look pants.

That one didn't come off.


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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #44 on: December 19, 2016, 09:36:16 pm »
78' - Space starting to open up for us now.

Need to capitalise on it.

Sturridge about to come on as corner is taken.

Ohhhhhhhhh, and that was so close - Bobby hits it perfectly into the corner but Robles is there to knock it out.

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #45 on: December 19, 2016, 09:38:38 pm »
81 - Divock off, Sturridge on

Lallana off, Can on

Let's see if this can get us a result.

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #46 on: December 19, 2016, 09:40:29 pm »
83' - Hendo telling Barkley to go do something to himself. Lukaku hacks Lovren down in the meanwhile.

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #47 on: December 19, 2016, 09:43:09 pm »
84' - Gueye Yellow for tackle on Mane

FK 30 yards out.

Oh, we go for cute, ball is cut back and kicked in.

Second ball gathered, sent into the box, Bobby does a couple of keep uppy's but can't get it away.

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #48 on: December 19, 2016, 09:45:01 pm »
87' - Barkley leading a charmed life this evening. Could have been off a couple of times.
Gueye fouls Mane again and begs not to be sent off.

He isn't

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #49 on: December 19, 2016, 09:45:46 pm »
I'll not bother to comment on that shite kick from Can

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #50 on: December 19, 2016, 09:46:33 pm »
90' - 8 minutes added on.

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #51 on: December 19, 2016, 09:48:29 pm »
90' - Ev hoof it up.

Bobby penalised and Ev earn a FK.

Really don't know what the FK was for.

Ev also try a short one, Sturridge reads it well and cuts out the danger.

Barkley booms it over.

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #52 on: December 19, 2016, 09:50:14 pm »
90+3' - Milner with a poor pass that allows Lukaku to break and go on a run. Red shisrt


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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #53 on: December 19, 2016, 09:51:53 pm »
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Sturridge made that goal - oh he made that goal.

A brilliant run, turn and hit the post, Mane is awake and hits the rebound into the net.

Take that your fuckers!

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 0 - Goodison
« Reply #54 on: December 19, 2016, 09:53:59 pm »
90+6' - and now we have flares, fewn, one man invasions and whatnot.

Long ball in, over and safely collected by Mignolet.

Oh my goodness, how unlucky is Bobby tonight, that ball was on its way in but Coleman manages to clear.

Lucas on for Mane with 30 seconds left

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95')
« Reply #55 on: December 19, 2016, 09:55:34 pm »
90+9' - errr, could we have the whistle please

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Re: Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95')
« Reply #56 on: December 19, 2016, 09:56:04 pm »
and there it is.

3 points

Woo Hoooooo

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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #57 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:21 pm »
Take that you fucking goddamn animals! :scarf

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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #58 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:21 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #59 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:23 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #60 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:25 pm »
FUCK OFF BARKLEY YOU SHIT c*nt
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #61 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:25 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #62 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:30 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #63 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:31 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #64 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:38 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #65 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:38 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #66 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:45 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #67 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:50 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #68 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:56 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #69 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:57 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #70 on: December 19, 2016, 09:57:57 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #71 on: December 19, 2016, 09:58:02 pm »
How fucking good is Sturridge? He made that will a brilliant run! Fuck off Everton!

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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #72 on: December 19, 2016, 09:58:04 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #73 on: December 19, 2016, 09:58:04 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #74 on: December 19, 2016, 09:58:05 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #75 on: December 19, 2016, 09:58:08 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #76 on: December 19, 2016, 09:58:08 pm »
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #77 on: December 19, 2016, 09:58:08 pm »
Couldn't have gone any better.  Tried to kick us off the park, got away with a red for Barkley and still lost in the end.
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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #78 on: December 19, 2016, 09:58:08 pm »
Fully deserved.

Everton are officially a pub team.

Well played Danny Sturridge.

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Re: FT Everton 0 vs Liverpool 1 - (Mane 95' in Jurgietime)
« Reply #79 on: December 19, 2016, 09:58:09 pm »