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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #80 on: May 13, 2016, 06:59:18 pm »
I'm glad Klopp is adding to the staff in a targeted manner rather than following the usual routine of having an entourage of back room people follow him around to whichever club he goes to.  Yes he's got the people he knows and relies on, as a good manager should, but the fact he is prepared to look abroad and expand on his existing group of people speaks volumes for his intent.
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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #81 on: May 13, 2016, 07:03:43 pm »
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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #82 on: May 13, 2016, 07:26:09 pm »
Song for MonaNemmerna..

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« Reply #83 on: May 13, 2016, 07:28:45 pm »
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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #84 on: May 13, 2016, 07:30:33 pm »
Pickled vegetables and rye bread it is then....

I pity Jordan Henderson, they e barely discovered vegetables in Sunderland, let alone sauerkraut.
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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #86 on: May 13, 2016, 07:48:29 pm »
Have my doubts Bayern are as ‘livid’ as what's being reported for us poaching a couple of their sport science staff, Guardiola spent the season criticising them.

Anyway welcome on board and all that, I hear she can knock up a mean chicken teriyaki with extra green peppers.



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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #87 on: May 13, 2016, 08:28:39 pm »
Song for MonaNemmerna..

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Alternatively, there's this, especially 2:35:

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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #88 on: May 13, 2016, 08:33:28 pm »
Have my doubts Bayern are as ‘livid’ as what's being reported for us poaching a couple of their sport science staff, Guardiola spent the season criticising them.

Blaming the doctors seems to be Pep's thing whenever things aren't going his way. There were rumours about a bust-up with the medical-team after they were knocked out be Atletico. And there are rumous like that every couple of months apparantly...

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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #89 on: May 13, 2016, 09:49:57 pm »
"The Liverpool manager, a long-time admirer of Bayern’s fitness work, has already tempted Andreas Kornmayer to leave his position as fitness coach at the Allianz Arena for Anfield this summer. To the annoyance of Carlo Ancelotti, who is to replace the Manchester City-bound Pep Guardiola, Bayern’s nutritionist Mona Nemmer has also accepted Klopp’s invitation to be part of a new-look conditioning team at Anfield next season.

Nemmer is regarded as one of the leading nutritionists in elite sport and joined Bayern in 2013 after five years with the German football association, where she also worked with the senior national team.
She is expected to join up with Liverpool in pre-season when the players will face a demanding training schedule in Klopp’s first summer in charge."

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/12/liverpool-bayern-munich-backroom-staff-mona-nemmer
Haha Klopp's mercilessly and shamelessly raiding them at their weakest! ;D
Aggressive, opportunistic fecker!

I call that "Heavy Metal Recruitement" and if they're not careful, half the squad will be over at Melwood by the time Ancelotti turns up ;D
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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #90 on: May 13, 2016, 10:00:48 pm »
That is splendid news. Germans have great values when it comes to nutrition. Just look at this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-cJU-5UuFA

Fuck.

That.
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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #91 on: May 13, 2016, 10:02:31 pm »
Willkommen!

Not be a downer or anything but why would Bayern be willing to let these two go if they were so important?

I could understand if we were poaching them from Dortmund or if Klopp had previously worked with them.
It looks to me like we're taking advantage of their focus and attention being diverted at the moment with the manager leaving. Klopp is also box-office baby! Who wouldn't want to work with someone who's guaranteed to be successful and looks like being a pleasure to work with. A succesful environment, surrounded with a good and supportive team with something to achieve- the hope, the rush it gives you(yes you can get that at Bayern, but it can get a bit 'commonplace' I guess). That's what a professional wants. They also need adrenaline and excitement. Then there's "prolly" money..
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"Some listen to understand. Others listen to respond."
"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #92 on: May 13, 2016, 10:04:32 pm »
Song for MonaNemmerna..

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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #93 on: May 13, 2016, 10:07:08 pm »
"Some listen to understand. Others listen to respond."
"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #94 on: May 13, 2016, 10:10:06 pm »
Can she do it on a wet Wednesday evening at the Harvester?

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« Reply #95 on: May 13, 2016, 10:11:47 pm »
Can she do it on a wet Wednesday evening at the Harvester?

Let's not scare the poor woman before she even arrives.

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« Reply #96 on: May 13, 2016, 10:13:45 pm »
I bet Mona's first task will be to work on Sakho and get him to peak condition the natural way.  :D

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« Reply #97 on: May 13, 2016, 10:15:59 pm »
This is likely going to start irritating Rummenigge, Beckenbauer and co.

The Bayern hierachy are small enough to make the Gotze deal a little bit tougher now.
They started it when they nicked Klopp's players, AFAIK. They really aren't in a position to feel aggrieved.
Klopp's just returning the favor- and he has a bit more pull behind him now. The fact he's able to do this now, will prolly afford him a little sadistic satisfaction. He loves sticking it up the old nemesis.

As long as it benefits us- I've no probs.
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"Some listen to understand. Others listen to respond."
"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

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« Reply #98 on: May 13, 2016, 11:40:25 pm »
We all expected Klopp to bring his own staff in, we've been linked with plenty of different fitness coaches and the like during his time here. This though is quite a coup when you think about it. I can't imagine Kornmayer and Nemmer work entirely alone either, so there will be plenty of new faces behind the scenes next summer.

Yep. As others have said, little behind-the-scenes tweaks like this, could pay huge dividends.

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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #99 on: May 14, 2016, 10:51:07 am »
She's kinda cute too, which is a nice bonus having spent however many years seeing Colin Pascoe show a bit of leg.

Do we have a nutritionist at the moment or is this a new role?
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« Reply #100 on: May 14, 2016, 10:59:34 am »

We've come a long way from the days when Terry McDermott go by on a pint shandy and a packet of crisps.

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« Reply #101 on: May 14, 2016, 12:22:56 pm »
We've come a long way from the days when Terry McDermott go by on a pint shandy and a packet of crisps.

Maybe that's what she will introduce?

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« Reply #102 on: May 14, 2016, 03:41:56 pm »
We've come a long way from the days when Terry McDermott go by on a pint shandy and a packet of crisps.
Are you casting aspersions on the lad with this talk of lemonade in his pint. What next, eyeliner?
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« Reply #103 on: May 14, 2016, 07:02:58 pm »
We've come a long way from the days when Terry McDermott go by on a pint shandy and a packet of crisps.

Shandy ??.??.??

We don't do fucking cocktails in here.
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« Reply #104 on: May 14, 2016, 08:34:40 pm »
Shandy ??.??.??

We don't do fucking cocktails in here.
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« Reply #105 on: May 14, 2016, 10:28:01 pm »


Schweinehäxe mit Bratkaroffeln all washed down with a nice stein of Paulaner - Nutrition Munich Style!

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« Reply #106 on: May 14, 2016, 10:31:18 pm »
We've come a long way from the days when Terry McDermott go by on a pint shandy and a packet of crisps.

Didn't Souness try to introduce a nutritionist during his first few weeks in charge, only to have Steve Nicol turn up for the first meeting eating a family size pack of ready salted!

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« Reply #107 on: May 14, 2016, 11:11:13 pm »
She's kinda cute too, which is a nice bonus having spent however many years seeing Colin Pascoe show a bit of leg.

Do we have a nutritionist at the moment or is this a new role?

Ohhh , her name is Mona Nemmer,
She checks the calories for the team ,
She still makes sure the food is very pleasing ,
They love her 'cos her schnitzels are a dream...
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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #108 on: May 16, 2016, 04:25:38 am »
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« Reply #109 on: May 16, 2016, 11:04:47 am »
I have my doubts too. I mean Mona Nemmer is unproven in England, it's going to take her time to adapt to our ingredients over here so she'll need a good pre-season.

For me it would have been nice to see a big name marquee signing here to signal our intent for the future. James Martin is out of contract with Saturday Kitchen now, or we could have tried to poach Simon Rimmer from Sunday Brunch as he's a massive red.
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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #110 on: May 16, 2016, 12:24:17 pm »
Klopp brought her over just for the pretzels he likes, I believe he stated the bread in England wasn't very good.  Smart from him.

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« Reply #111 on: May 16, 2016, 01:01:16 pm »
Unnecessary appointment.

This guy would have been adequate ... and probably less wages.


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« Reply #112 on: May 16, 2016, 05:06:31 pm »
That is splendid news. Germans have great values when it comes to nutrition. Just look at this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-cJU-5UuFA

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« Reply #113 on: May 16, 2016, 06:31:15 pm »
Ohhh , her name is Mona Nemmer,
She checks the calories for the team ,
She still makes sure the food is very pleasing ,
They love her 'cos her schnitzels are a dream...

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« Reply #114 on: May 17, 2016, 03:24:02 pm »
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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #115 on: December 27, 2016, 09:36:56 am »
Really interesting article from Rory Smith on how advanced we are in this nutritional department now. Also goes to show how far Klopp is willing to go to get a few percent extra performance.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/12/27/sports/soccer/liverpool-jurgen-klopp-team-nutritionist.html

New Head of Nutrition Gives Liverpool a Taste of Premier League Success

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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #116 on: December 27, 2016, 10:41:54 am »
Really interesting article from Rory Smith on how advanced we are in this nutritional department now. Also goes to show how far Klopp is willing to go to get a few percent extra performance.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/12/27/sports/soccer/liverpool-jurgen-klopp-team-nutritionist.html

New Head of Nutrition Gives Liverpool a Taste of Premier League Success

Yes a good read, as is the article further down on the smallest league in the world. Puts football into some sort of perspective.

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Re: LFC hire Bayern Munich nutritionist Mona Nemmer
« Reply #117 on: December 27, 2016, 10:57:51 am »
Really interesting article from Rory Smith on how advanced we are in this nutritional department now. Also goes to show how far Klopp is willing to go to get a few percent extra performance.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/12/27/sports/soccer/liverpool-jurgen-klopp-team-nutritionist.html

New Head of Nutrition Gives Liverpool a Taste of Premier League Success

Thanks for posting that, it was really interesting. I really love the way Klopp is looking to make sure every single aspect of this club is modern and efficient. It's very German of him, nein? I also have always appreciated FSG for their willingness to try things to gain subtle advantages over other clubs, from hiring the best scouts they could find to things like this nutritionist. Really good stuff.
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« Reply #118 on: December 27, 2016, 11:00:16 am »
Really interesting read. Can imagine getting the families on board will also make a big difference so will be good to see how things progress.

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« Reply #119 on: December 27, 2016, 11:50:26 am »
New Head of Nutrition Gives Liverpool a Taste of Premier League Success

By RORY SMITH
December 27, 2016

LIVERPOOL, England — Jurgen Klopp did not introduce his Liverpool players to the woman who would subtly change their lives right away. When she joined the team, at the club’s preseason camp in Palo Alto, Calif., last summer, Klopp waited a couple of days, eager to see if her actions would win them over more easily than his words.

“Usually, in preseason, the players eat as much as they can, as fast as they can,” Klopp said in an interview this month at Liverpool’s Melwood training base. He wanted them to slow down, not to “come, eat, go,” to leave their phones outside, to relax.

After a couple of days in Palo Alto, he noticed something was different. The players, aching from his demanding conditioning sessions, were lingering at their tables. They were lining up by the salad bar, intrigued by the choices. “I had not seen that atmosphere before,” he said. “They were staying to eat, and they loved it.”

Only then did Klopp stand up in the restaurant and formally welcome his two new staff members. The first, Andreas Kornmayer, a former fitness coach at Bayern Munich, was easy. “A lot of them knew Andy,” Klopp said. “And they are used to having a fitness coach: He is the drill sergeant guy, shouting at them to run more.”

The second introduction, the one Klopp had delayed, could have been trickier. Mona Nemmer had come from Bayern, too, to be Liverpool’s head of nutrition. Such appointments can be awkward: Players can be reluctant to embrace the less familiar.

Had Klopp detailed exactly what she had been hired to do, they might have been skeptical. Nemmer’s plans — for individualized, scientifically planned diets, for food sourced as locally and as organically as possible, for four compulsory meals a day and even for cooking lessons — would have been revelatory even to seasoned pros, far in advance of what most soccer clubs offer.

He did not need to go into all of that, though. The food had done his job for him. A couple of days of Nemmer’s meals were all the recommendation his players needed. Casting his mind back, Klopp mimed them putting down their knives and forks, eyes bright with intense concentration. “They were eating unbelievable food,” he said. “She had already made that first impression, so they paid attention.”

Six months into her new job, Nemmer, regarded within the club as one of Klopp’s biggest summer signings, is far too modest to claim much credit for her part in third-place Liverpool’s blistering start to the Premier League season. She insists that she is just a cog in the machine. “All of the departments — medical, coaching, psychological and sports science — play an important role,” she said.

She certainly does not regard herself as a guru. The word she returns to — in fluent English already tinged with Liverpool’s distinct, and apparently contagious, long vowels — is “holistic.” She is there, she said, to support and dovetail with others.

Her colleagues, though, are more forthcoming. Klopp insists “you do not find a lot of people like her;” she has already been flown out to meet Liverpool’s owners, John Henry and Tom Werner, in Boston. Adam Lallana, the England midfielder, admits that all of his teammates “love her to bits.”

“She almost mothers us,” he said, a little bashfully.

That caring, personable side is part of Nemmer’s secret. Some players — notably goalkeeper Simon Mignolet and left back James Milner — pepper her with questions, keen to learn as much as possible about what she is doing and why. She is happy to take a more discreet approach with others. “She does not try and blind us with science,” Lallana said. That does not mean, though, that the science is not there.

Nemmer, 32, did not mean to go into sports. She fell into it almost by accident, after studying nutrition in her native Germany. “I learned a lot of theoretical stuff, but I was missing the practical side,” she said. “So I took an apprenticeship as a chef.” When a chance came up to help cater for Germany’s national youth teams while they traveled to tournaments, she fit the profile: someone who knew what the players should be eating, and how to prepare it.

Her work for Germany, she says, was largely basic — “Don’t get food poisoning while you’re away in Nigeria” — but it lit a fire. “I got deeper and deeper into the topic of sport, studying, doing conferences, doing another apprenticeship in sports nutrition,” she said. Her reputation in Germany soared, too, enough for her to win a job at Bayern.

She spent three years there, nourishing Germany’s biggest club, before she was recommended to Klopp earlier this year. The two met near his old home in Dortmund, and clicked immediately. With Bayern in transition, to Carlo Ancelotti from Pep Guardiola, Liverpool saw an opening and lured her away.

What convinced her to move was not just Klopp’s wholehearted backing, but the conviction of the club’s owners, Henry and Werner. “They have a brilliant perspective,” she said. “They are so open-minded. Together with Jurgen, they have given nutrition an importance and respect, and they have given me the chance to try this. That is not too common.”

Nor is it cheap. Most clubs, even now, employ nutritionists only as consultants, visiting a couple of times a week. Liverpool, by contrast, has given Nemmer free rein.

She has not overseen vast structural changes at its Melwood training complex, or at the club’s stadium at Anfield. The training ground cafeteria is not markedly different: a station for fresh fruit juices, a spot for granola and nuts, her famous salad bar.

She has placed a juicing station in the first-team changing room, so players can refuel as soon as they step off the field. At Anfield, there is now a kitchen in the home dressing room, where bespoke meals can be prepared after matches.
Mona Nemmer with Liverpool goalkeeper Adam Bogdan. A key tenet of Nemmer’s approach to menu preparation is that “nothing is forbidden.”

The seismic differences are below the surface. They are, first and foremost, in the food itself. “As much as we can, it is all local and seasonal,” Nemmer said. “We have a focus on real food, to keep natural nutrition as high as possible.”

When she has to, Nemmer will travel to find the best suppliers: Together with her team of chefs, she sources fish and game from Scotland, venison from Norfolk, free-range, organic meat from Chester. “It is important for us that the animals have a great life,” she said. One of her first tasks at Liverpool was to travel to London, to find the right bakery.

She eschews previously prepared food, preferring instead that sauces and dressings be made on site. Her eye for detail extends all the way down to the oil in which the food is cooked. She uses sea salt, instead of chemically treated table salt. “We want to have as much influence as possible,” she said. “What makes sense in a product, and what is beneficial.”

Certain styles of preparation — deep frying, for example — are considered “red lines,” but it is a key tenet of Nemmer’s approach that “nothing is forbidden.”

“We can have a chocolate pudding, of course,” she said. “But we can choose rice or almond milk, no powder, use a good quality cacao, molasses instead of sugar. Then you have a totally different product.”

Her emphasis is on variety, and accessibility. “It is no good telling them to eat apple, some golden raisins and oats for breakfast if they cannot find them,” she said. The canteen now, she said, has “the feel of a marketplace.” The players can pick and choose what they want — as they do, for salads and juices — and Nemmer can be confident no choice is a bad one.

The other great innovation at Liverpool is that everything is now tailored to specific players. “We are not all the same,” Klopp said, “so it makes no sense that we all eat the same.”

Nemmer, in consultation with the players, has drawn up specific diet recommendations for the entire team. They depend not just on the results of various tests — taking into account body fat composition, metabolic rates and the rest — but things like nationality, and position, too.

“There are different energy levels depending on where you play on the pitch,” she said. “Goalkeepers do not run as much as midfielders. And then Brazilians, say, have a different breakfast culture to the English. Everything is broken down on different cultures, body types, positions. We have players who focus more on protein, and ones who need different types of minerals and electrolytes.”

She will tweak her menus, depending on the time of season, or even on the number of games on the schedule. Nemmer receives Klopp’s training schedules in advance; she is kept up-to-date with bulletins from the club’s doctors, its physiotherapists, its fitness coaches, even its psychologists. Injured players are given different recommendations from those trying to regain fitness on the training field, or those enduring a period out of the team. It is all informal: quick chats are considered more effective than summons to her office; convenient apps preferred to long questionnaires.

Slowly, almost imperceptibly, Nemmer has changed habits. Instead of a candy pick-me-up at halftime, Lallana, Milner and Jordan Henderson now have a slug of apple juice laced with caffeine.

There is fresh pasta, with a range of homemade sauces, available after games; Nemmer travels with the team on trips to ensure that the hotel can follow her menus, and under her direction the team provides meals on the bus, too.

Indeed, her food has proved so popular that Klopp no longer has to force his players to stay for four meals a day at the training ground. Many take advantage of what Nemmer laughingly refers to as the “takeaway service.” Individual players have been taught how to cook her meals at home, and there are plans to invite families in next year to spread the word.

“We have even, in a wild dream, talked about opening a store, or doing a recipe book,” Klopp said. Both surely would thrive. The players might not have noticed, but they are now at the cutting edge of nutrition science.

“We are not even halfway yet,” Klopp said. “But we are going in the right way. We can make this the best nutrition department in the world. I am not proud of much, but I am very proud of this.”