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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #40 on: January 3, 2013, 03:23:05 pm »
Quote from: vicgill on January  3, 2013, 02:13:24 pm
Obviously a man with good taste

......or a shredded arsehole
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #41 on: January 3, 2013, 04:02:30 pm »
Quote from: -Willo- on January  3, 2013, 02:42:10 pm
Reina has a song

Allen doesn't deserve one

Agger probably needs one though.


I would imagine he won't be able to sleep until he gets one  ;D
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #42 on: January 3, 2013, 04:06:34 pm »
You're not getting a song 'til you score a fucking goal
You're not getting a song 'til you score a fucking goal
You're not getting a song 'til you score a fucking goal
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #43 on: January 3, 2013, 04:09:33 pm »
Good news...

If you put Oh before his name, it fits into the Maxi song perfectly!

Oh Daniel Sturridge
Runs down the wing for me

However, that does depend on whether we're contractually able to sing about him playing on the wing  ;)
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #44 on: January 3, 2013, 10:54:46 pm »
                                         They seek him here, they seek him
                                          there, those defenders seek
                                          him everywhere.
                                          Is he in Heaven, or is he in Hell,
                                          that damned elusive Sh-a-dow!
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #45 on: January 3, 2013, 10:56:47 pm »
Quote from: timmyonions on January  3, 2013, 10:54:46 pm
                                         They seek him here, they seek him
                                          there, those defenders seek
                                          him everywhere.
                                          Is he in Heaven, or is he in Hell,
                                          that damned elusive Sh-a-dow!
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #46 on: January 3, 2013, 11:00:07 pm »
Quote from: timmyonions on January  3, 2013, 10:54:46 pm
                                         They seek him here, they seek him
                                          there, those defenders seek
                                          him everywhere.
                                          Is he in Heaven, or is he in Hell,
                                          that damned elusive Sh-a-dow!

 ;D Bravo

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #47 on: January 3, 2013, 11:02:08 pm »
No new players should get a song until we finally get one for Glen Johnson.
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #48 on: January 3, 2013, 11:04:53 pm »
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #49 on: January 3, 2013, 11:07:47 pm »
Really ? Let him put on a shirt and play a few games then maybe he could earn a song.
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #50 on: January 3, 2013, 11:09:25 pm »
You can't dance, you can't jive,
But if you're scoring, we don't mind....

Watch that boy, see that boy,
Watch the way he's owning the right wing!

 ;D
« Last Edit: January 3, 2013, 11:11:50 pm by SweetSilverSevens »
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #51 on: January 3, 2013, 11:09:42 pm »
Hilarious you lot on here. I take it you all live alone or your mum's/missus' don't mind you belting out crap tunes sat on the sofa during the game?
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #52 on: January 3, 2013, 11:11:09 pm »
He came to us from the Bridge
Sturridge Sturridge
He's gonna live in Choppers fridge
Sturridge Sturridge
He'll only consume chicken & meat
Until he grows over 6 feet
Daniel Sturridge Liverpool's number 15
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #53 on: January 3, 2013, 11:12:58 pm »
Quote from: helmboy_nige on January  3, 2013, 11:02:08 pm
No new players should get a song until we finally get one for Glen Johnson.

Glen Johnson Song, suprised we didn't try this: (just the chorus- Outkast- Ms Jackson- original song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIafqErL3TM

Shit song but the cadence makes for a good chant with a high note which will get a few chuckles...

I'm so happy Glen Johnson, IS HE FOR REAL?!!
never meant to make the XXXX (insert opposition team nickname) Cry, I apolo-gize a trillion times,

repeat ad infinitum
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #54 on: January 3, 2013, 11:13:07 pm »
Quote from: -Willo- on January  3, 2013, 02:42:10 pm
Reina has a song

Allen doesn't deserve one

Agger probably needs one though.


Agger already has one too. 

Daniel Agger
Daniel Agger
Whoa-oa-oa
Daniel Agger
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #55 on: January 3, 2013, 11:14:55 pm »


As for the Sturridge Song- it's the Torres Song but with modified lyrics, Stur- ridge > The Bridge >
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #56 on: January 3, 2013, 11:15:37 pm »
Quote from: AusRed on January  3, 2013, 02:44:54 am
I think more established players deserve songs before Sturridge. He needs to prove himself first.

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #57 on: January 3, 2013, 11:17:15 pm »
Quote from: timmyonions on January  3, 2013, 10:54:46 pm
                                         They seek him here, they seek him
                                          there, those defenders seek
                                          him everywhere.
                                          Is he in Heaven, or is he in Hell,
                                          that damned elusive Sh-a-dow!

 :lmao
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #58 on: January 3, 2013, 11:18:33 pm »
To the tune of It's Only Rock and Roll...

"Woah, woah, when Sturridge scores a goal, we all like it..."
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #59 on: January 3, 2013, 11:18:49 pm »
This is ridiculous.

He hasn`t kicked a ball for us yet.
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #60 on: January 3, 2013, 11:21:50 pm »
How about him earning the right for us to sing a song about him first?
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #61 on: January 3, 2013, 11:21:51 pm »
You can tell by the expression on his face that he is thinking " oh shit......i have to score this many before the season ends to get a song!!!!"



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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #62 on: January 3, 2013, 11:42:02 pm »
One man went too mow,  went to mow a meadow, one man and his Sturridge went too mow a meadow

Two men went too mow...............
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #63 on: January 3, 2013, 11:55:27 pm »
Quote from: -Willo- on January  3, 2013, 02:42:10 pm


Agger probably needs one though.

Na na na na
Na na na na
Heyyyyy
Daniel Agger
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #64 on: January 3, 2013, 11:59:14 pm »
I'm thinking we should sing the Elton John penned Daniel.   In it's entirety(12 inch version), and in a high pitched whiney high falsetto.

You know, like a schooboys choir before their balls dropped.


It would be soooo memorable. . . .  well certainly more memorable than some of the efforts on here.



Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane
 I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
 Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
 God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes.



Aww, that ungrateful Judas tw*t Sturridge.

He's signed for Barca already, and he hasn't kicked a ball yet.  The ungrateful sod.   ::)




Quote from: TheTeflonJohn on January  3, 2013, 11:18:49 pm
This is ridiculous.

He hasn`t kicked a ball for us yet.
Is the correct answer.
« Last Edit: January 4, 2013, 12:02:59 am by Big Red Richie »
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #65 on: January 4, 2013, 12:03:16 am »
Allen is easy

Joe Allen superstar
How much possession have you had so far
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #66 on: January 4, 2013, 12:03:21 am »
We could always just call on the imaginative....

There's only one <insert name here>

like we have done for Rodgers

Now Rafa had a great song

and the classic Johhhhnnnn Arne Riise......
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #67 on: January 4, 2013, 12:04:50 am »
Quote from: KopThat on January  3, 2013, 02:24:33 am
I know it may be a bit early, but how about to the Clash

As soon as Sturridge scores a goal, the Kop begins to wail !

Stur-ridge I like it
Rock the Kop now
Rock the Kop now

Stur-ridge I like it
Rock the Kop now
Rock the Kop now

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #68 on: January 4, 2013, 12:09:55 am »
To : Go West!

Sturridge , just wait your time
A song? your second in line
the boss, hasnt got one yet
so wait, until its your turn next!

Sturridge...ecteraar....ecteraaaarrr!
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #69 on: January 4, 2013, 12:11:33 am »
Well Reina song is obvious, I can just see the Kop singing.....

It's Reina Men! Hallelujah! - It's Reina Men! Amen!  :D
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #70 on: January 4, 2013, 12:14:02 am »
Quote from: KopThat on January  4, 2013, 12:11:33 am
Well Reina song is obvious, I can just see the Kop singing.....

It's Reina Men! Hallelujah! - It's Reina Men! Amen!  :D

Reina Men?

Are they similar to Tena Men?   As we promote them already.  ;)
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #71 on: January 4, 2013, 12:27:23 am »
Is that for the older lads that were used to takin a piss on the Kop on a cold winters day ?
Now they just fill their keks for that warm glow :)
« Last Edit: January 4, 2013, 12:28:54 am by KopThat »
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #72 on: January 4, 2013, 12:45:16 am »
Adams Family

He comes with a guarantee
Of goals assists aplenty
He'll play all across the front three
Sturridge, Sturridge, Sturridge

Nanananana Sturridge
Nanananana Sturridge
Nananana nananana nananana
Sturridge
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #73 on: January 4, 2013, 12:49:33 am »
Everybody says he's lookin' cool,
And you know his jumpers' made of wool,
Studger!

Der der derrrrrrrr, der ner ner, der ner ner, der der der derrrrrr, der ner, der ner,
Studger!
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #74 on: January 4, 2013, 01:09:52 am »
To the stutter rap:

So everyones seen what he's been,

From the age of nnnnnnnn nineteen,

Ever since he's been caught in a mmmm mouse trap

Until he joined the reds to do the ssssss sturridge rap
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #75 on: January 4, 2013, 01:17:15 am »
My terrible Danny Agger song has been sadly overlooked for too long! To the tune of Danish songsmiths' Aqua's Barbie Girl:

He's the Great Dane in our hall of fame,
Danny Agger, he's fantastic!
He'll win the ball with flair, spray it everywhere,
Imagination, football's his creation,
Come on Danny, let's go party!!
Ohhh ohhhh yeahhhh!!


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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #76 on: January 4, 2013, 01:26:23 am »
"I can't dance" should be fitting. He really can't...
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #77 on: January 4, 2013, 01:35:21 am »
As suggested by my Bro to the tune of Jammin':

Joe Allen, Joe Allen, Joe Allen, Joe Allen,
Joe Allen plays for Liverpool,
Joe Allen, Joe Allen, Joe Allen, Joe Allen,
We hope you like Joe Allen too.

Fuckin' brilliant, but it will never catch on as it's really crap too!
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #78 on: January 4, 2013, 01:41:17 am »
Seeing as i read he played for Cadbury Athletic,thought this might fit..

''Daniel Sturridge is fast and tough,he's got the kop up out their seats
Daniel Sturridge is good enough with the ball at both feet
His uncle played for Derby,QPR an Torquay
Daniel Sturridge is fast and tough,he's got the kop up out their seats''

To the tune of..

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/esyACShW2fI" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/esyACShW2fI</a>
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #79 on: January 4, 2013, 01:45:05 am »
thought agger had a song already along the lines of the agger doo song.    :-\

could have sworn ive seen a rendition of it on youtube.

but yes,   theres plenty more lads who havent got a proper song to their name that need one first ahead of the young chappie.   who deserve them too.   

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