To the tune of the great classic from Camberwick Green... 'Mr Crockett's Song"
Original lyrics:
If your car is needing petrol, if your van is broken down,
If your motorcycle engine starts to stick,
Then go to Crockett's garage, to Mr Crockett's garage.
He will do the work and he'll do it very quick. Fill her up, fill her up, the petrol pumps are working,
Pump them up, pump them up, you know what tyres are.
Hurry up, hurry up, there is no time for shirking,
If you want a very super sort of car.
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If your Uruguayan's left on his own
Then go to Rodgers garage, Mr Rodgers garage.
He will do the work, and he'll do it all alone.
La La La, La la la, la la la la la
Pump it up, lump it up, you know where the strikers are
Dan is up, Dan is up, there's no time for passing
If you want a super sort of car.
(repeat last 3 lines)
Just can't bring myself to change the innate genius lying inside that last line in the original.
Very very catchy. You'll wake up tomorrow humming the line 'You know what tyres are.' You will.