David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
Aquilani is better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi and Beckenbauer put together.
If Ayre got £25m out of them he's willing to fuck all the female members of my family on Sunday's.
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.
I have no idea what I’m taking about
Not sure if these have been posted before, but they are pretty good... (Ill just post two here in case it takes a while to load for some devices)A few more here.