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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6080 on: October 6, 2015, 10:30:54 pm »
Oh God you go on 4chan too.

With my dropbox suspended it's been an absolute nightmare sharing my barbarian hordes of gifs.  Finally sorted an imgur account but it seemed to keep converting gifs to webms.  Absolute nightmare!
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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6081 on: October 6, 2015, 10:30:57 pm »
Unsettling amount of dicks in the last hour or so.

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6082 on: October 6, 2015, 10:31:43 pm »
You reckon down a decade or two down the line we might be saying "Back in my day kidda, we celebrated the signing of Jurgen Klopp in a thread with loads of Gifs"

"What's a gif?"

I can say that to my mates tomorrow and they will say "Whats a gif!"...actually they wont...they're more likely to say " You celebrated by sowing and  needed loads of Jif!!?"

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6083 on: October 6, 2015, 10:32:34 pm »
:lmao

Please tell me you're joking.

Sounds like the Glen Johnson thing "Our Suarez is a friend to all players".

hey, it's an original idea, DO NOT STEAL.

and yes, I also got the opening line and the last line from that legendary post

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6084 on: October 6, 2015, 10:32:42 pm »
Unsettling amount of dicks in the last hour or so.

yeah, and no boobs!  AND, it's not even official.  premature celebration.
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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6085 on: October 6, 2015, 10:33:07 pm »
Has any German media outlet reported anything besides Bild reffering to english reports?
The biggest problem anywhere in the world is that people's perceptions of reality are filtered through the screening mesh of what they want, and do not want, to be true.

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6086 on: October 6, 2015, 10:33:08 pm »
quoting you again but I had an idea... a very efective idea can someone pass it to those in the know. ITK!!!  :-X :-X :-X :-X

It's kinda funny how Liverpool can change
Form filps 180 in a matter of games
B. Rodgers worked in mysterious ways
One day he was here, then gone without a trace

We refuse to give up
We refuse to give in
Top 4's our everything
We don't want UEFA Cup
We don't want to give in
Anfield Road Liverpool sing!

ONE KLOPP, Mainz and Dortmund's pride
ONE KLOPP, when he jumped sky high
ONE KLOPP, he watched a porn film once
He'll be our number one
ONE KLOPP, for Sarr's slap in the cheek
ONE KLOPP, for screaming at the referee
ONE KLOPP, oh I do believe
ONE KLOPP IS ALL WE NEED

this all ends with a loud "we willl never walk alone!" war cry from all the players1


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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6087 on: October 6, 2015, 10:33:14 pm »
Unsettling amount of dicks in the last hour or so.

Getting like Red Café and GOT.
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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6088 on: October 6, 2015, 10:33:22 pm »
https://youtu.be/uc2UEfWjvo8

Jurgen's gonna make you press,
Press til you can't press no more,
And when you cry out,
He's gonna make you press them, press them some more.....

Jurgen, Jurgen Klopp....Jurgen, Jurgen Klopp.....Jurgen.....Jurgen.....Klopp.

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6089 on: October 6, 2015, 10:33:28 pm »
It is expected Klopp will travel to Liverpool on Thursday and be unveiled as Rodgers’ successor by the end of the week. #lfc (Andy Hunter)

So long away :(

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6090 on: October 6, 2015, 10:33:35 pm »
Getting ahead of myself here but he needs an absolutely boss song.

The Blitzkreig Bop one mentioned PAGES AND PAGES ago is by far the best I've seen suggested.

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6091 on: October 6, 2015, 10:35:04 pm »

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6092 on: October 6, 2015, 10:35:23 pm »
Unsettling amount of dicks in the last hour or so.

Just that one fella in the doorway, but a bunch of times.  And when it's that flappity I suppose it probably counts extra. 
And if you can do it all with a proud boner, then why the hell not?

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6093 on: October 6, 2015, 10:35:24 pm »
They've had a good run.
Good? It's been crazy...

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6094 on: October 6, 2015, 10:35:36 pm »
Getting ahead of myself here but he needs an absolutely boss song.
We all believe in a red and white Klopp

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6095 on: October 6, 2015, 10:35:51 pm »
LFCTS ‏@LFCTS  15s15 seconds ago
Tony Barrett - Jürgen Klopp is expected to travel to Merseyside on Thursday

So announcement thursday/friday it is.

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6096 on: October 6, 2015, 10:35:56 pm »
I still don't think he's the right choice though  :-\

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6097 on: October 6, 2015, 10:35:57 pm »

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6098 on: October 6, 2015, 10:36:07 pm »
Can't wait heavy mental football here. :)

"One, two, Three O'clock, four o'clock, Klopp, we're gonna rock around the Klopp tonight"
« Last Edit: October 6, 2015, 10:39:18 pm by Mr Kipling »

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6099 on: October 6, 2015, 10:36:32 pm »
I'm exhausted with this thread. But by god its been a while since I've had such a good laugh on RAWK.

Long may it last a here's to what I think will be boss experience for us over the next few years!
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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6100 on: October 6, 2015, 10:36:48 pm »
It is expected Klopp will travel to Liverpool on Thursday and be unveiled as Rodgers’ successor by the end of the week. #lfc (Andy Hunter)

So long away :(
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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6101 on: October 6, 2015, 10:37:13 pm »
Annoying thing is it`s gonna take a while for Klopp to get his messages across to players, we won`t see the best of Klopp`s Liverpool just yet. Club needsto give him time and patience, there`s no point demanding everything at once now when we got a world-class manager; let`s just let him do his thing, build the side to match his vision even if it takes a whole year or so and I`m sure he`ll turn us into a well oiled machine prepared to compete properly in this league.
If we aren't up by at least 2 goals in his first match, watch that halftime thread. ;)
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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6102 on: October 6, 2015, 10:37:22 pm »
^ That's what you get for posting twitter shite kids.

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6103 on: October 6, 2015, 10:37:33 pm »
LFCTS ‏@LFCTS  15s15 seconds ago
Tony Barrett - Jürgen Klopp is expected to travel to Merseyside on Thursday

So announcement thursday/friday it is.
Cruyff: "Victory is not enough, there also needs to be beautiful football."

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6104 on: October 6, 2015, 10:38:01 pm »
quoting you again but I had an idea... a very efective idea can someone pass it to those in the know. ITK!!!  :-X :-X :-X :-X

It's kinda funny how Liverpool can change
Form filps 180 in a matter of games
B. Rodgers worked in mysterious ways
One day he was here, then gone without a trace

We refuse to give up
We refuse to give in
Top 4's our everything
We don't want UEFA Cup
We don't want to give in
Anfield Road Liverpool sing!

ONE KLOPP, Mainz and Dortmund's pride
ONE KLOPP, when he jumped sky high
ONE KLOPP, he watched a porn film once
He'll be our number one
ONE KLOPP, for Sarr's slap in the cheek
ONE KLOPP, for screaming at the referee
ONE KLOPP, oh I do believe
ONE KLOPP IS ALL WE NEED

this all ends with a loud "we willl never walk alone!" war cry from all the players1

Aye aye, what's the tune to that then? The Lord's prayer?

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6106 on: October 6, 2015, 10:38:21 pm »
LFCTS ‏@LFCTS  15s15 seconds ago
Tony Barrett - Jürgen Klopp is expected to travel to Merseyside on Thursday

So announcement thursday/friday it is.

I'm gonna go to JLA and welcome the fucker a big fucking cake with loads of potent Amsterdam mushrooms in it. Can you imagine him tripping?






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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6107 on: October 6, 2015, 10:38:27 pm »
LFCTS ‏@LFCTS  15s15 seconds ago
Tony Barrett - Jürgen Klopp is expected to travel to Merseyside on Thursday



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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6108 on: October 6, 2015, 10:38:40 pm »
dios esta buena

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6110 on: October 6, 2015, 10:38:46 pm »
Hey ho, let's go....
Hey ho, let's go....

He's sitting in the hot seat,
Gonna keep a clean sheet,
We're never gonna get beat,

Jurgen Klopp.

This is the one :)

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6111 on: October 6, 2015, 10:38:53 pm »
If we aren't up by at least 2 goals in his first match, watch that halftime thread. ;)
We`ll be criticizing the players no doubt but on a grand scale of things we should sit back, relax and let the guy do his thing. It`ll be a while before his methods become second nature for our players.

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6114 on: October 6, 2015, 10:40:15 pm »


This thread has produced so many classics.

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6115 on: October 6, 2015, 10:40:23 pm »
"Let's go jurgen klopp - o baby -lets go jurgen klopp " to the tune of -let's all do the hop (probably been done!)

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6116 on: October 6, 2015, 10:40:26 pm »
"Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too - one year we came second." Bob Paisley

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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6117 on: October 6, 2015, 10:40:55 pm »
I'm gonna go to JLA and welcome the fucker a big fucking cake with loads of potent Amsterdam mushrooms in it. Can you imagine him tripping?




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Re: New Liverpool Manager Gifsteria!
« Reply #6118 on: October 6, 2015, 10:41:00 pm »
LFCTS ‏@LFCTS  15s15 seconds ago
Tony Barrett - Jürgen Klopp is expected to travel to Merseyside on Thursday

So announcement thursday/friday it is.


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