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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10240 on: January 18, 2017, 02:01:14 pm »
When you do a Fire Drill in a 15 floor building, you get to the assembly point and most of the c*nts are wearing coats. Its not a fucking game, get your arses out of the building, who cares if you get a bit cold, its not going to kill you.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10241 on: January 18, 2017, 02:01:25 pm »
It is a bit chilly out! Plus when people know it's a drill they're less inclined to rush. None of which helps you I know. :D

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10242 on: January 18, 2017, 02:04:04 pm »
Had a night out in Newcastle once and was back at the hotel in the early hours when someone set the fire alarm off. Some fella obviously lived by the same rules as you as he was stood outside in just his boxers in the middle of winter  ;D

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10243 on: January 18, 2017, 02:16:06 pm »
Had a night out in Newcastle once and was back at the hotel in the early hours when someone set the fire alarm off. Some fella obviously lived by the same rules as you as he was stood outside in just his boxers in the middle of winter  ;D

Newcastle?  Was probably just a passer by on his way back from a night out.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2017, 02:17:54 pm by Crosby Stills and Nick »

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10244 on: January 18, 2017, 02:17:12 pm »
Newcastle?  Was probably just a passed by on his way back from a night out.

Come to think about it he may well have been one of the fire fighters. I was pretty pissed up at the time.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10245 on: January 18, 2017, 02:41:25 pm »
Had a night out in Newcastle about 15 years ago. Gets to about 3 in the morning and I'm having a filthy, infested kebab and this girl sidles up next to me and says "alreet, fancy a pull?" I reply "Soz, got a mouthful of kebab here" she replies "it's nay bother to me, can kill 2 burds with wun stune that wee".

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10246 on: January 18, 2017, 02:41:57 pm »
Had a night out in Newcastle about 15 years ago. Gets to about 3 in the morning and I'm having a filthy, infested kebab and this girl sidles up next to me and says "alreet, fancy a pull?" I reply "Soz, got a mouthful of kebab here" she replies "it's nay bother to me, can kill 2 burds with wun stune that wee".

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10247 on: January 18, 2017, 02:47:09 pm »
Had a night out in Newcastle about 15 years ago. Gets to about 3 in the morning and I'm having a filthy, infested kebab and this girl sidles up next to me and says "alreet, fancy a pull?" I reply "Soz, got a mouthful of kebab here" she replies "it's nay bother to me, can kill 2 burds with wun stune that wee".
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10248 on: January 18, 2017, 02:52:24 pm »
It is a bit chilly out! Plus when people know it's a drill they're less inclined to rush. None of which helps you I know. :D

It was unannounced, I'm a Fire Marshall (that pic doesn't resemble me btw  ;) ) and I didn't know it was happening. I went out in a t-shirt and my yellow Hi-Vis, so the rest can do it.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10249 on: January 18, 2017, 03:17:55 pm »
Come to think about it he may well have been one of the fire fighters. I was pretty pissed up at the time.

Is that how you started the fire?
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10250 on: January 18, 2017, 03:18:40 pm »
Is that how you started the fire?

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10251 on: January 18, 2017, 03:20:10 pm »
Is that how you started the fire?

How or why?  ;D

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10252 on: January 18, 2017, 03:30:48 pm »
I climb aboard and proceed to rip the mechanical bovine off its hinges on its first lurch forward.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10253 on: January 18, 2017, 05:46:55 pm »
He didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning.

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Small things in life that make you grin like an idiot.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10254 on: January 18, 2017, 06:49:58 pm »
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Small things in life that make you grin like an idiot.
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They annoy you? What are you, a monster?

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10255 on: January 18, 2017, 06:52:20 pm »
People using emoticons from their phones that show up as [emoji57] or whatever.  Looks ridiculous.



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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10256 on: January 19, 2017, 10:03:58 am »
They annoy you? What are you, a monster?

Not things that make me grin, things that make you grin. You look creepy. Stop it.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10257 on: January 19, 2017, 10:06:10 am »
Engine warning light coming on. I miss the old days, my first car was a Mark 1 Escort, no warning light on that, therefore it cannot go wrong.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10258 on: January 19, 2017, 10:19:32 am »
Engine warning light coming on. I miss the old days, my first car was a Mark 1 Escort, no warning light on that, therefore it cannot go wrong.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10259 on: January 19, 2017, 10:54:50 am »
How can a sports star, one of the best at his profession, who has won over Ł700,000 in the last 2 years, owe Ł10,000 in child maintenance. Useless fucking c*nt. Used to like the guy too.  :no
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10260 on: January 19, 2017, 11:29:26 am »
How can a sports star, one of the best at his profession, who has won over Ł700,000 in the last 2 years, owe Ł10,000 in child maintenance. Useless fucking c*nt. Used to like the guy too.  :no

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10261 on: January 19, 2017, 12:07:22 pm »
strikes fear in the heart that

Yes, certainly does, for a while anyway. Swearing at it doesn't seem to make it go away. I hate the fact it can be anything or nothing, just a worry.
Its being diagnosed now so fingers crossed.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10262 on: January 19, 2017, 12:15:54 pm »
Yes, certainly does, for a while anyway. Swearing at it doesn't seem to make it go away. I hate the fact it can be anything or nothing, just a worry.
Its being diagnosed now so fingers crossed.
yeah my wifes last car it was permanently on and couldnt be turned off

ive had trouble with mine, every time i hear a bleep now i shyt myself. could even be only something trivial like water needed for wipers or low fuel.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10263 on: January 19, 2017, 03:39:49 pm »
yeah my wifes last car it was permanently on and couldnt be turned off

ive had trouble with mine, every time i hear a bleep now i shyt myself. could even be only something trivial like water needed for wipers or low fuel.

Yes. know what you mean, once something has happened it takes ages for my mind to feel as if everything's ok. Sounds like your wife's car was similar to my last one, drove round for 2 years or so with it on. Started off covering it up with a bit of electrical tape, then I got used to it.
Just got mine back from the lads in the garage and its a MAP sensor, so they've got rid of the light and I have to see if it comes back on, either way it's no big deal and they didn't charge me anything which was nice. Maybe I should put that in the things that make you happy thread. All the best.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10264 on: January 19, 2017, 04:31:57 pm »
Yes. know what you mean, once something has happened it takes ages for my mind to feel as if everything's ok. Sounds like your wife's car was similar to my last one, drove round for 2 years or so with it on. Started off covering it up with a bit of electrical tape, then I got used to it.
Just got mine back from the lads in the garage and its a MAP sensor, so they've got rid of the light and I have to see if it comes back on, either way it's no big deal and they didn't charge me anything which was nice. Maybe I should put that in the things that make you happy thread. All the best.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10265 on: January 19, 2017, 05:28:52 pm »
Thieving fucking scumbags.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10266 on: January 20, 2017, 12:09:10 pm »
People misusing the word "average" to talk about footballers and teams. Fuck off, it's meaningless!

Average does not mean "a bit shit" just say "a bit shit" if you mean "a bit shit". There are already a bazillion synonyms out there for "a bit shit" for you to use without you joining in this weird, moronic trend.

You can't even correctly use the word "literally" any more thanks to this kind of wankerdom, so we all just lost the ability to express an entire class of thought with clarity. You're making the world more stupid, and it's clearly more than stupid enough.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10267 on: January 20, 2017, 03:35:26 pm »
People that double post on message boards.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10268 on: January 20, 2017, 03:42:00 pm »
People misusing the word "average" to talk about footballers and teams. Fuck off, it's meaningless!

Average does not mean "a bit shit" just say "a bit shit" if you mean "a bit shit". There are already a bazillion synonyms out there for "a bit shit" for you to use without you joining in this weird, moronic trend.

You can't even correctly use the word "literally" any more thanks to this kind of wankerdom, so we all just lost the ability to express an entire class of thought with clarity. You're making the world more stupid, and it's clearly more than stupid enough.
They literally use the word average to describe players who are just not in the elite bracket! I agree it's irritating behaviour!

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10270 on: January 20, 2017, 03:43:08 pm »
Subhuman scum.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10271 on: January 20, 2017, 04:14:44 pm »
Ha ha I rained on your first parade lol ;D ;D ;D ;D :wave

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10272 on: January 20, 2017, 04:25:12 pm »
People who call their youngest "the baby" even though...

1. They have a name.
2. They're about 12 years old.

Soon as they hit one and start walking, they're surely not a baby anymore??

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10273 on: January 20, 2017, 04:32:07 pm »

Soon as they hit one and start walking, they're surely not a baby anymore??

Why would you be hitting a baby and then start walking away? ;)
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10274 on: January 20, 2017, 04:33:11 pm »
Why would you be hitting a baby and then start walking away? ;)

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10275 on: January 20, 2017, 05:10:18 pm »
People who call their youngest "the baby" even though...

1. They have a name.
2. They're about 12 years old.

Yep, treat them like a baby as well, and never speak to them except in screeching, then wonder why the kids are so slow.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10276 on: January 20, 2017, 10:10:59 pm »
I injured my ankle in May playing football, and it's weak as fuck now. I'd say every fourth or fifth game I come off with an ankle injury. Can run all day on it (at my slow ass pace ;D) but twisting and turning... I dunno.

I'm only 25, should have another 20 years footy in me :(
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10277 on: January 21, 2017, 02:30:53 pm »
Take your pick..
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10278 on: January 22, 2017, 11:37:02 am »
People who whine about cheap bog roll,they don't know they are fucking born.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #10279 on: January 22, 2017, 11:40:48 am »
Having this thread pinned and stuck to the top of the forum
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