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Zombie Apocolypse... The TRUE repurcussions
« on: December 23, 2011, 09:14:28 pm »
Yeah.. yeah.. Yeah..

Society is fucked. Most people die.. But what are the real consequences?


- No Footy!
- No Curry!! Unless you learn to make it yourself
- No Steam games
- No RAWK?

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Re: Zombie Apocolypse... The TRUE repurcussions
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2011, 09:47:21 pm »
JMC would be dead hurrah!
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Re: Zombie Apocolypse... The TRUE repurcussions
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2011, 09:50:09 pm »
What did I ever do to you!?

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Re: Zombie Apocolypse... The TRUE repurcussions
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2011, 10:00:12 pm »
It was proof in the RAWK live typing thread where I am live now :)
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Re: Zombie Apocolypse... The TRUE repurcussions
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2011, 09:12:43 am »
It's a good thing the Elder Scrolls series can provide years of entertainment eh?

Also why are all the curry makers dead?
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Re: Zombie Apocolypse... The TRUE repurcussions
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2011, 09:27:19 am »
Us nerds would rule the Earth.
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Re: Zombie Apocolypse... The TRUE repurcussions
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2011, 10:57:17 am »
It's a good thing the Elder Scrolls series can provide years of entertainment eh?

Also why are all the curry makers dead?

If you buy a game on Steam the 'tag' only lasts a finite time. You need to get online to the Steam servers. In a zombie apocolypse they would likely be down.

Curry might be on but you have to find someone good that can make it well and get heating, pots, pans, Nann bread, poppadoms and a crate of lager.

Actually curry could be do-able. If it were a choice between a raft of super models or a lad that can make top class curry, I'd bring him along.
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Re: Zombie Apocolypse... The TRUE repurcussions
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2011, 12:38:45 am »
If you buy a game on Steam the 'tag' only lasts a finite time. You need to get online to the Steam servers. In a zombie apocolypse they would likely be down.

Curry might be on but you have to find someone good that can make it well and get heating, pots, pans, Nann bread, poppadoms and a crate of lager.

Actually curry could be do-able. If it were a choice between a raft of super models or a lad that can make top class curry, I'd bring him along.
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Re: Zombie Apocolypse... The TRUE repurcussions
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2011, 12:41:28 am »
On the upside, less traffic jams as the roads would be clear.

On the other hand, I'd need to be careful as to the meat I used for the curries, wouldn't want to use infected chicken!!

On the upside, at least the curry I made wouldn't be Halal (I'm not allowed to eat it and it seems to be all that's out there!!)

On the downside, we'd need to watch out for Zombie bluebottles and the like, in truth, I don't think we'd last like they do in the films!
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Re: Zombie Apocolypse... The TRUE repurcussions
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2011, 12:44:02 am »
Actually taking that further, infected bees would also turn from the task of gathering nectar to chasing after human flesh, therefore all the plants would die, and we've already established the animals are all fucked from having chunks eaten from them raw by all the fucking (probably Manc) zombies.

Ergo, even if we survived the initial wave, we'd be dead in months anyway. So your basic premise is flawed and I refuse to play anymore as I call bullshit.























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