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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #520 on: February 29, 2012, 07:34:57 pm »
ITV fapping over Parker.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #521 on: February 29, 2012, 07:35:17 pm »
Gobshite England fans saying Gerrards had his chance and coming to the end of his career so time start blooding a new captain.

Gerrard is 31, Scott Parker..........31.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #522 on: February 29, 2012, 07:35:48 pm »
Clough was right .
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #523 on: February 29, 2012, 07:35:50 pm »
I might complain about that, get the ball rolling with fellow reds and get the c*nt sacked in a media shitstorm. Who's game?

Not me, quite tired of this lack of freedom of speech and everything you say getting turned against you.

I know what you mean, though. A bit of a strange thing to open with.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #524 on: February 29, 2012, 07:36:14 pm »
Too much is made of a captaincy in this country, every player has a responsibility to do their individual jobs and communicate with those around them.

There have been plenty players who inspire their respective teams without having an arm band on.

I'm just generally pissed off that Gerrard is playing full stop after his outing at the weekend.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #525 on: February 29, 2012, 07:37:21 pm »
Gobshite England fans saying Gerrards had his chance and coming to the end of his career so time start blooding a new captain.

Gerrard is 31, Scott Parker..........31.

Quelle surprise.

Wembley must be the only ground in the country where there are grooves cut into the pavement outside so the fans can comfortably drag their knuckles on their way to and from...
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #526 on: February 29, 2012, 07:37:44 pm »
Parker?!

Thats fucking shambolic. Fuck me a million ways.

"Stuart Pearce continues his '80's love in with Liverpool" shocker?

Who gives a shite? Good luck Holland!

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #527 on: February 29, 2012, 07:38:31 pm »
Yup. I think it's debatable who the last great Dutch centre mid was, 'cos I happen to think Van Bommel was one myself. I really can't think of a top draw Dutch defender since Stam though. Not at centreback.

Yeah Van Bommell's a good one.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #528 on: February 29, 2012, 07:40:06 pm »
Parker?!

Thats fucking shambolic. Fuck me a million ways.

Ask.

and thou shall receive.



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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #529 on: February 29, 2012, 07:41:10 pm »
I'm glad Parker got the captaincy, Hopefully thats made Stevie's mind up for him.

Bin them off Stevie lad.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #530 on: February 29, 2012, 07:43:55 pm »
Gobshite England fans saying Gerrards had his chance and coming to the end of his career so time start blooding a new captain.

Gerrard is 31, Scott Parker..........31.

Yeah because before you posted that people thought England fans weren't clueless mate :D
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #531 on: February 29, 2012, 07:44:09 pm »
Gobshite England fans saying Gerrards had his chance and coming to the end of his career so time start blooding a new captain.

Gerrard is 31, Scott Parker..........31.

Scott Parker plays for Spurs. Gerrard plays for Liverpool. The FA love Spurs - the Cockney c*nt of a manager and FA hates Liverpool.

Don't understand why any Liverpool fan would want the current England team, manager and FA to have any success? The longer they continue with their stagnant way of thinking, the longer they'll be in a stagnant mess. Long may it last!

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #532 on: February 29, 2012, 07:44:29 pm »
And you're a terrible quilt you puffy-faced twat.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #533 on: February 29, 2012, 07:45:31 pm »
Scott Parker plays for a london team. Gerrard plays for a northern team who aren't Manchester United. The FA love London - the Cockney c*nt of a manager and FA hates The North other than Manchester United.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #534 on: February 29, 2012, 07:45:38 pm »
Shut up southgate you massive bell.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #535 on: February 29, 2012, 07:45:55 pm »
Scott Parker plays for Spurs. Gerrard plays for Liverpool. The FA love Spurs - the Cockney c*nt of a manager and FA hates Liverpool.

Don't understand why any Liverpool fan would want the current England team, manager and FA to have any success? The longer they continue with their stagnant way of thinking, the longer they'll be in a stagnant mess. Long may it last!

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #536 on: February 29, 2012, 07:46:28 pm »
I hope Gerrard scores a hat-trick in a 3-0 win only to retire from international football with immediate effect after the match.  They don't deserve him.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #537 on: February 29, 2012, 07:48:58 pm »
Hopefully Gerrard will kick seven shades out of RVP ;)
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #538 on: February 29, 2012, 07:49:00 pm »
Scott Parker plays for Spurs. Gerrard plays for Liverpool. The FA love Spurs - the Cockney c*nt of a manager and FA hates Liverpool.

Don't understand why any Liverpool fan would want the current England team, manager and FA to have any success? The longer they continue with their stagnant way of thinking, the longer they'll be in a stagnant mess. Long may it last!

Spot on.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #539 on: February 29, 2012, 07:49:11 pm »

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #540 on: February 29, 2012, 07:50:57 pm »
Interesting to see how Gerrard performs in the hole with pace in front of him.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #541 on: February 29, 2012, 07:52:28 pm »
ughh that training top is revolting, fucking hell

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #542 on: February 29, 2012, 07:52:34 pm »
Come On Dirky Kuyt score.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #543 on: February 29, 2012, 07:52:49 pm »
Gerrard tackles RVP hard, and gets sent off in the 2nd minute?

Perfect.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #544 on: February 29, 2012, 07:53:15 pm »
Its a joke of a decision that accords with everything about the FA and our national side. I'm glad SG carries less responsibility and I'll always want England to win - but its still a load of bollocks.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #545 on: February 29, 2012, 07:53:16 pm »
Derek hat-trick.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #546 on: February 29, 2012, 07:53:22 pm »
Andy@ is not at Wembley?


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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #547 on: February 29, 2012, 07:53:45 pm »
Sopcast stream anyone?
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #548 on: February 29, 2012, 07:53:49 pm »
I hope Gerrard scores a hat-trick in a 3-0 win only to retire from international football with immediate effect after the match.  They don't deserve him.

I hope Gerrard scores a hat-trick in a 8-3 loss, walks from the pitch and says "shove your England shirt up yer arse, learn to pronounce your 'L's and ta for the Italia 90 pen you Southern nonce!"

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #549 on: February 29, 2012, 07:54:30 pm »
England are the Everton of International Football

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #550 on: February 29, 2012, 07:54:45 pm »
omg what is joe hart wearing, looks like the shit my immersion heater used to be wrapped in

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #551 on: February 29, 2012, 07:54:45 pm »
Dirk knows how to score at Wembley(twice)!

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #552 on: February 29, 2012, 07:55:26 pm »
Nice to see Stuart Pearce rocking the "I'm getting married tomorrow" haircut.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #553 on: February 29, 2012, 07:55:35 pm »
Andy@ is not at Wembley?



I've just enjoyed a nice dinner from the missus and now am having some Ale and quietly watching the game. Missus has read the riot act "Dunno Why you watch it when you hate them so much" - cos I think Dirky will bang a few in :D
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #554 on: February 29, 2012, 07:55:35 pm »
Parker is a cockernee an all cor blimey staaahn the crows!

Yeah. Missed that bit.

He also advertised Ronny Macs when he was a kid.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #555 on: February 29, 2012, 07:55:54 pm »
Start of the netherlands anthem had me humming 12 days of xmas

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #556 on: February 29, 2012, 07:56:31 pm »
the dutch anthem is a mash up of twelve days of christmas and o little town of bethlehem

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #557 on: February 29, 2012, 07:56:39 pm »
The tits on that kid...

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #558 on: February 29, 2012, 07:57:32 pm »
Parker just came in his pants, please get mostar on that for a gif please

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #559 on: February 29, 2012, 07:57:57 pm »
I think Parker jizzed at the end of the national anthem. English jizz. None of that creamy foreign shite.
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