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Police message on my desktop computer
« on: August 24, 2012, 06:38:44 pm »
Basically, while enjoying some LEGAL porn on XVideos a police message comes on a page which blocks
everything else and says I've got to pay a fine of £100 within the next 72 hours.

I turn off the computer and it goes straight to this page, I can't do anything else.
It lists a shed load of infringments that I may have commited to get this fine.

The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?

Do I have to pay this?
Not sure what I have to do.

Any suggestions? Besides the imminent piss-taking!
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2012, 06:40:28 pm »
Download malwarebytes anti malware software. Install and scan. Good luck

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2012, 06:41:59 pm »
Animal porn :lmao

Smash her back doors, that bitch deserves it!

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2012, 06:42:34 pm »
I don't think police would send a fine over the interwebs.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2012, 06:42:44 pm »
Send me £200 and I'll pay the fine for you under my name so you don't get a criminal record and give you the other £100 back. Promise x

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2012, 06:42:44 pm »
:lmao :lmao

Think you're being scammed pal. Well done on sharing your indulgences in bestiality though! 'Just for fun', yeah right. ;)

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2012, 06:43:13 pm »
Yeah, the law would likely knock at your door rather than shut down your PC.

Animal porn, Jesus.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2012, 06:43:51 pm »
:lmao

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2012, 06:44:14 pm »

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2012, 06:44:36 pm »
Animal porn, love the fact you admitted that  ;D

It sounds like a virus. This forum may help.

https://community.mcafee.com/thread/40886


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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2012, 06:44:48 pm »
Oh, and I expect to see an epic CT ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2012, 06:45:00 pm »
:lmao I had one of these a while back whilst trying to stream Monk episodes! I just did a system restore.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2012, 06:45:25 pm »
Click on the computer icon, then go to C: > Windows then hit CTRL + A then push delete, that should sort it.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2012, 06:47:35 pm »
Click on the computer icon, then go to C: > Windows then hit CTRL + A then push delete, that should sort it.


Naughty, Naughty! ;)

By the way I am sure I speak for everyone but a screenshot of said "infringements" would just be awesome.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2012, 06:49:45 pm »
Don't friggin tell me you haven't had a sneaky peak at animal porn

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2012, 06:51:00 pm »
Don't friggin tell me you haven't had a sneaky peak at animal porn

May the one who hasn't cast the first stone!!

*casts stone*
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2012, 06:55:14 pm »
 ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2012, 06:56:16 pm »


I want your monies, I want your monies and de fine for watching ponies
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2012, 06:57:31 pm »
:lmao

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2012, 06:57:34 pm »
Don't friggin tell me you haven't had a sneaky peak at animal porn

May the one who hasn't cast the first stone!!

 :lmao :lmao

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2012, 06:58:48 pm »
Fucking hell  :lmao
The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2012, 06:59:34 pm »
It's a scam mate, sounds like you have a virus. Try a system restore if I were you.
Pretty happy with Arse taking it.

Disappointing.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2012, 07:00:21 pm »
Download malwarebytes anti malware software. Install and scan. Good luck

This is the real answer by the way. Should sort everything out.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2012, 07:01:59 pm »
It is definitely a virus  ;D run the computer in safe mode and use Malwarebytes like Vund has already said (Safe mode with networking if you need to download the program). Should sort it.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2012, 07:02:44 pm »
This is the real answer by the way. Should sort everything out.
It doesnt.It fucked up my pc good and proper! i know a few people who have had this virus.Its a scam thay originates from poland from what i remember
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2012, 07:03:09 pm »
:lmao this is the best topic i've read off RAWK.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2012, 07:03:42 pm »
I can't believe people would stoop so low as to try and scam you like that, it makes you sick. Fucking animals.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2012, 07:04:26 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao

Brilliant. ;D

Agree with the poster that said we need to see a screenshot of these infringements. ;D

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2012, 07:04:42 pm »
The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn
Probably something to do with Bat scat i bet
« Last Edit: August 24, 2012, 07:06:48 pm by Lawnmowerman »

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2012, 07:04:56 pm »
I can't believe people would stoop so low as to try and scam you like that, it makes you sick. Fucking animals.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2012, 07:05:20 pm »
The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2012, 07:05:44 pm »
Think my computer's fucked

Im gonna have to resort to the fat knackers on the adult channels on Sky
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #33 on: August 24, 2012, 07:05:48 pm »
It is definitely a virus  ;D run the computer in safe mode and use Malwarebytes like Vund has already said (Safe mode with networking if you need to download the program). Should sort it.
It doesnt work,and i also did system restore which worked at 1st then it came back.once it was back,it then stopped me from doing system restore,which would fail everytime.I tried everything!!
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #34 on: August 24, 2012, 07:07:01 pm »
I can't believe people would stoop so low as to try and scam you like that, it makes you sick. Fucking animals.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2012, 07:08:44 pm »
Basically, while enjoying some LEGAL porn on XVideos a police message comes on a page which blocks
everything else and says I've got to pay a fine of £100 within the next 72 hours.


It's £100 to the police within 72 hours, or half that if you go to your local tesco within 8hours.

Trust me on that, head down to your local tesco asap, head to the customer service kiosk with £50 and explain it's a porno fine. They'll understand straightaway. Do that imho.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2012, 07:10:10 pm »
It's £100 to the police within 72 hours, or half that if you go to your local tesco within 8hours.

Trust me on that, head down to your local tesco asap, head to the customer service kiosk with £50 and explain it's a porno fine. They'll understand straightaway. Do that imho.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2012, 07:10:53 pm »
I can't believe people would stoop so low as to try and scam you like that, it makes you sick. Fucking animals.




Outstanding, sir.  :)

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2012, 07:15:35 pm »
Think my computer's fucked

Im gonna have to resort to the fat knackers on the adult channels on Sky
This is piss funny, but it's not the old bill.  :lmao

You need to boot into safe mode with networking and download malwarebytes, if you can and run it.