Author Topic: The Tory party thread... epic fail lol (Read 171008 times)

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #40 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:31:18 am »

Quote from: Libertine on June 30, 2016, 11:29:45 am

Gone with May.

Ok thanks.

gazzalfc · « **Reply #41 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:35:33 am »

This is like a poll to decide what is the least attractive STD to have.

Do you want to have

A - gonorrhoea
B - Chlamydia
C - Genital Herpes
D - Syphilis

Pradan · « **Reply #42 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:36:50 am »

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/KbSkhX8GA1Y" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/KbSkhX8GA1Y</a>

Danny Boys Dad · « **Reply #43 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:36:55 am »

Quote from: gazzalfc on June 30, 2016, 11:35:33 am

This is like a poll to decide what is the least attractive STD to have.

Do you want to have

A - gonorrhoea
B - Chlamydia
C - Genital Herpes
D - Syphilis

Which candidate matches which STD?

cissesbeard · « **Reply #44 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:39:45 am »

Quote from: Timbo's Goals on June 30, 2016, 11:17:14 am

Me neither - but there's no way the speech she just gave was delivered by anyone other than a committed Socialist. Go fucking figure. Cos i fucking can't. And no way was she bullshitting. That woman meant every word she said. I'm as confused as fuck over this.

it sounded really sincere - genuinely concerned about improving equality.

definitely confusing times.

gazzalfc · « **Reply #45 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:40:58 am »

Quote from: Danny Boys Dad on June 30, 2016, 11:36:55 am

Which candidate matches which STD?

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is certainly Gential Herpes. You just cant get rid of the fucker. He sometimes goes away for a little while but always comes back worse than ever at a time when you least want him around

Mag Hull · « **Reply #46 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:42:04 am »

Boris making his bid on BBC now......

Mag Hull · « **Reply #47 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:47:40 am »

Quote from: Mag Hull on June 30, 2016, 11:42:04 am

Boris making his bid on BBC now......

.......based on the opportunist pricks speech so far, it's not clear whether he's making a bid for Tory or Labour Party Leadership

kennedy81 · « **Reply #48 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:48:23 am »

Hard to tell which party he's bidding to be the leader of here with some of this.

kennedy81 · « **Reply #49 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:48:39 am »

Quote from: Mag Hull on June 30, 2016, 11:47:40 am

.......based on the opportunist's speech so far, it's not clear whether he's making a bid for Tory or Labour Party Leadership

beat me to it.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #50 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:50:58 am »

Joke about Belgium went down a storm there.

Mag Hull · « **Reply #51 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:51:24 am »

Quote from: kennedy81 on June 30, 2016, 11:48:39 am

beat me to it.

Looks like he's brushed his hair - things have got serious!

Libertine · « **Reply #52 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:52:30 am »

He's withdrawn!!

kennedy81 · « **Reply #53 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:52:35 am »

woah.....what?

redmark · « **Reply #54 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:53:26 am »

He's going to back May.

Mag Hull · « **Reply #55 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:53:37 am »

Quote from: Libertine on June 30, 2016, 11:52:30 am

He's withdrawn!!

Well..........strange(r) days indeed

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #56 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:54:10 am »

Quote from: Libertine on June 30, 2016, 11:52:30 am

He's withdrawn!!

If only his Dad had.

kennedy81 · « **Reply #57 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:54:32 am »

Quote from: Cock and Bollocks Knickerless on June 30, 2016, 11:54:10 am

If only his Dad had.

redmark · « **Reply #58 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:55:03 am »

Quote from: Cock and Bollocks Knickerless on June 30, 2016, 11:54:10 am

If only his Dad had.

b_joseph · « **Reply #59 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:55:22 am »

This is amazing...Boris has done all of this, all of this campaigning, to just be a dud. Absolutely ridiculous.

No666 · « **Reply #60 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:55:36 am »

Quote from: Cock and Bollocks Knickerless on June 30, 2016, 11:54:10 am

If only his Dad had.

First laugh I've had in all this shite.

Libertine · « **Reply #61 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:56:10 am »

Quote from: b_joseph on June 30, 2016, 11:55:22 am

This is amazing...Boris has done all of this, all of this campaigning, to just be a dud. Absolutely ridiculous.

He's essentially single-handedly fucked the country for nothing. Not even his own sordid ambitions.

B0151? · « **Reply #62 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:56:20 am »

Oh how I'd love to know what went down between Boris and Gove

killer-heels · « **Reply #63 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:57:06 am »

Surely now he will be backing May? The membership and MP's supporting Johnson will have seen this as Gove stabbing Johnson in the back and support her?

redmark · « **Reply #64 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:57:28 am »

There's going to be a mass of books written about the last few weeks and months.

If you could be disinterested, it's absolutely fascinating politics.

itsalltosh · « **Reply #65 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:57:32 am »

wow, Boris not standing! would love to know the reasons why???

Ray K · « **Reply #66 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:59:15 am »

See Labour Party, that's how you stab a leadership rival in the back.

Gove is a prick, but he shivved Johnson as expertly as a mafia hit in a prison.

kennedy81 · « **Reply #67 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:59:37 am »

Quote from: redmark on June 30, 2016, 11:57:28 am

There's going to be a mass of books written about the last few weeks and months.

If you could be disinterested, it's absolutely fascinating politics.

You're not wrong there mate. Beats Game of Thrones hands down.

Red Viper · « **Reply #68 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:59:51 am »

Oh dear. Fucked over the entire country for his own political gain only to end up being someone else's lacky.

It'd be funny if not for the 'fucked over the entire country' part.

Felch Aid · « **Reply #69 on:** June 30, 2016, 11:59:57 am »

All he talks about is London.

Theresa May is surely odds on to win this now.

Ray K · « **Reply #70 on:** June 30, 2016, 12:00:28 pm »

Quote from: A change without it backfiring! on June 30, 2016, 11:59:51 am

Oh dear. Fucked over the entire country for his own political gain only to end up being someone else's lacky.

It'd be funny if not for the 'fucked over the entire country' part.

Bingo.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #71 on:** June 30, 2016, 12:00:43 pm »

Quote from: Ray K on June 30, 2016, 11:59:15 am

See Labour Party, that's how you stab a leadership rival in the back.

Gove is a prick, but he shivved Johnson as expertly as a mafia hit in a prison.

What did Gove do to knife him?

Not saying he didn't by the way, I haven't really caught up with yesterday's news. Is it to do with that email?

redmark · « **Reply #72 on:** June 30, 2016, 12:02:17 pm »

Quote from: killer_heels on June 30, 2016, 11:57:06 am

Surely now he will be backing May? The membership and MP's supporting Johnson will have seen this as Gove stabbing Johnson in the back and support her?

He's got to. I'm not sure the split between him and Gove was necessarily personal - Gove (and more importantly, their backers) have seen Boris reigning back on the promises about immigration and the single market this week. Boris's natural position, it seems, is now back in the moderate 'heal the nation' camp, after being a driving force in fucking it up in the first place.

All for the personal ambition of leadership. At least Gove is now standing for the principles of the 'Leave' campaign, rancid fascist that he is.

redmark · « **Reply #73 on:** June 30, 2016, 12:02:54 pm »

Quote from: Cock and Bollocks Knickerless on June 30, 2016, 12:00:43 pm

What did Gove do to knife him?

Not saying he didn't by the way, I haven't really caught up with yesterday's news. Is it to do with that email?

I don't think he did. Boris knifed the Leave campaign by saying it was nothing to do with immigration.

Mag Hull · « **Reply #74 on:** June 30, 2016, 12:03:02 pm »

Looking forward to the musical of this - this would be the moment when Boris sings "Don't cry for me Brexitera"

itsalltosh · « **Reply #75 on:** June 30, 2016, 12:03:06 pm »

Quote from: A change without it backfiring! on June 30, 2016, 11:59:51 am

Oh dear. Fucked over the entire country for his own political gain only to end up being someone else's lacky.

It'd be funny if not for the 'fucked over the entire country' part.

this ^ X 100

Les Willis · « **Reply #76 on:** June 30, 2016, 12:03:30 pm »

Boris obviously didn't want to win the Out campaign. The minute he did, he'd lost as he knows whichever decision he makes in the future will piss some group or other off as he'd have to betray a promise. Fucking politicians though.

Danny Boys Dad · « **Reply #77 on:** June 30, 2016, 12:05:07 pm »

Quote from: Cock and Bollocks Knickerless on June 30, 2016, 12:00:43 pm

What did Gove do to knife him?

Not saying he didn't by the way, I haven't really caught up with yesterday's news. Is it to do with that email?

Said Boris wasn't up to it and that's why he was launching his own leadership campaign

sms1986 · « **Reply #78 on:** June 30, 2016, 12:05:09 pm »

Johnson really is a prick. Not that the others aren't, but he's a special kind of prick.

Ray K · « **Reply #79 on:** June 30, 2016, 12:05:17 pm »

Quote from: Cock and Bollocks Knickerless on June 30, 2016, 12:00:43 pm

What did Gove do to knife him?

Not saying he didn't by the way, I haven't really caught up with yesterday's news. Is it to do with that email?

I think Boris assumed that given he was the most popular Tory from the winning side, that Gove would fall in line and support him. Since last week he (and his Lady Macbeth) have been plotting to do an end runaround and cut Boris off at his knees. Hence the 'leaked' emails (not a leak), the support from Murdoch etc
Turns out that Gove is Michael Corleone of the Tories and Johnson is Sonny. Or Fredo.