Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[CraigDS]

The thing that is pissing me off today is seeing people on here posting in various threads & not paying their respects to one of if not our clubs finest servant Ronnie Moran.

Not everyone feels the need to pay respects on here though, and some will share thoughts with family/friends who they have experienced Moran with, or will express condolences elsewhere.

I rarely post in threads announcing when someone passes away, however this certainly doesn't represent any level of disrespect.

[Medellin]

Not everyone feels the need to pay respects on here though, and some will share thoughts with family/friends who they have experienced Moran with, or will express condolences elsewhere.

I rarely post in threads announcing when someone passes away, however this certainly doesn't represent any level of disrespect.

Its just a few words mate & does look ignorant,i don't get it but accept how some go about their ways.

[CraigDS]

Its just a few words mate & does look ignorant,i don't get it but accept how some go about their ways.

Not everyone feels the need to publicly comment on such a topic on social media to show their respects - be it a forum, Facebook, Twitter, or wherever.

Could be for a whole load of reasons (I have my own which I don't intend to state on here), but I'd hazard a guess that the vast majority of the time it is 100% nothing to do with being ignorant or disrespectful.

[Titi Camara]

Its just a few words mate & does look ignorant, I don't get it but accept how some go about their ways.

I think you should respect everyone's right to respect his memory and grieve in their own way.

Calling people out for not reacting in the same way as you isn't a great look!

[Rysoph76]

Fucking hell, my irrational hatred of this prick has intensified. I heard what I thought was someone doing a pisstake song on the radio this morning.

Turns out he's brought out a 'Galway girl' song which is likely to induce ear aids on first listen!
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Was in the car with my kids the first time I heard this and I thought it was a radio jingle and then it carried on and I asked the kids what it was and they said it was Ed Sheeran's new song. Truly awful song with laughable lyrics and comedy diddly diddly music throughout

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Thick people recording serious accidents and putting it on social media instead of helping people.

[rob1966]

Thick people recording serious accidents and putting it on social media instead of helping people.

Utter scum. Film it if you think it will help the police, but don't post it.

The c*nt with the selfie stick deserves a fucking kicking

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Seeing people with their phones out and shooting videos earlier today in London of dead/dying/injured people makes me both upset and angry.  Just imagine if that was you or a loved one on the ground.  It beggars belief. 

[Tesco tearaway]

If you're approaching a roundabout 200 yards away then they're not undertaking you, they're moving into whichever the correct lane is for the onward route they're taking.

When I'm in the left hand lane I'm doing 30, and all the cars stay behind me.
I move to the right hand lane, still doing 30, and all the cars in the left hand lane speed up to faster than 30 and undertake me.
There are two lanes; Just overtake me you weak willed fuckers 

It actually takes a great deal of willpower not to speed! 
Try it tomorrow on the way into work; Try it just for one day.
Consciously try to stick to the speed limit... Bet most who give it ago it can't 

[Igor Tripod Biscan]

This is very funny and kinda in the spirit of the thread

https://twitter.com/antijokeapple/status/844411820131651584

[Barneylfc∗]

American football commentators

[Titi Camara]

American football commentators

Fixed

[Barneylfc∗]

Fixed

The American ones are the worst thought. So annoying hearing they're terms being used in a game of football 

[Andy Hunter]

The idea of crisp sandwiches.

[So… Howard Philips]

BBC Radio two promotion for different plays lists, blues, soul and CURATED jazz.

Nice.

[Jake]

The idea of crisp sandwiches.

Two slices of warburtons, butter, whole pack of McCoys crinkle steak cut.

Heaven .

[rob1966]

People who don't like crisp butties 

[Pelé as a Comedian]

The thing that is pissing me off today is seeing people on here posting in various threads & not paying their respects to one of if not our clubs finest servant Ronnie Moran.

having strangers judge me on the internet for some vague breach of etiquette.

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

Forgetting about Mother's Day

[McrRed]

This is very funny and kinda in the spirit of the thread

https://twitter.com/antijokeapple/status/844411820131651584

Brill

[Phil M]

People who take about 30 seconds to get their shit together and move away from traffic lights when they turn green. Most too busy looking at their fucking phones.

[rob1966]

People who take about 30 seconds to get their shit together and move away from traffic lights when they turn green. Most too busy looking at their fucking phones.

Does my head in that. There's lights right by ours on the main road and as its one of the M60 junctions that feeds Trafford Park and the Trafford Centre, the lights don't stay green for long. The amount of fuckwits who dawdle there mean that if you are lucky 4 cars from each lane will get through at each change of lights, so the queue can be 300yds long at times.

[rob1966]

New crown fitted last month has just fallen out 

[Chakan]

New crown fitted last month has just fallen out 

Sorry to hear M'Lord

[CraigDS]

Twats who get 'in lane' about a mile before they need to. Just been stuck behind a knob who ended up turning right after 3 fucking sets of lights - the roads are empty so not like they needed to stay in the right lane for that long for worry of not being about to get over 

[paulrazor]

Twats who get 'in lane' about a mile before they need to. Just been stuck behind a knob who ended up turning right after 3 fucking sets of lights - the roads are empty so not like they needed to stay in the right lane for that long for worry of not being about to get over 

ive done this, one reasons being people can charge up and then you cant get across. Id imagine thats why lorries do it too as no one likes letting them out.

i was late for work one day because of this, bottom of Gardiner street in dublin there was lights. i should have been in the left lane but there was a bus pulled over there so went into the right lane to get around it. The lights were red for so long i ended up not getting back across because of both the bus (which was now ready to go)  and because some chav saw me wanting to pull in and went faster and practically stayed alongside me. absolute wanker.

[CraigDS]

ive done this, one reasons being people can charge up and then you cant get across. Id imagine thats why lorries do it too as no one likes letting them out.

i was late for work one day because of this, bottom of Gardiner street in dublin there was lights. i should have been in the left lane but there was a bus pulled over there so went into the right lane to get around it. The lights were red for so long i ended up not getting back across because of both the bus (which was now ready to go)  and because some chav saw me wanting to pull in and went faster and practically stayed alongside me. absolute wanker.

See I can agree there are sometimes reasons for it, especially a truck or bus.

This was at about 9.30pm though with a good 3/4 mile between each set of lights. Just me (behind them in the right hand lane of two) and them on the entire road, and them going about 15mph under the speed limit. Twats.

[paulrazor]

See I can agree there are sometimes reasons for it, especially a truck or bus.

This was at about 9.30pm though with a good 3/4 mile between each set of lights. Just me (behind them in the right hand lane of two) and them on the entire road, and them going about 15mph under the speed limit. Twats.

well the speed thing is a bit shit alright

id agree with you if the road was just empty. bit different to traffic etc

[rob1966]

ive done this, one reasons being people can charge up and then you cant get across. Id imagine thats why lorries do it too as no one likes letting them out.

i was late for work one day because of this, bottom of Gardiner street in dublin there was lights. i should have been in the left lane but there was a bus pulled over there so went into the right lane to get around it. The lights were red for so long i ended up not getting back across because of both the bus (which was now ready to go)  and because some chav saw me wanting to pull in and went faster and practically stayed alongside me. absolute wanker.

You're spot on with lorries and buses. People just will not let you in, they think that being behind a large vehicle will delay they for hours, not a few seconds. An artic pulling a standard trailer is 50 feet long, so you need a lot of space.

[Caffeine]

When you open a Word document and it's in 150% zoom.

[rob1966]

When you open a Word document and it's in 150% zoom.

Word at work has suddenly started opening new documents at 199%, must be some bug they've introduced in the latest update we got from Microsoft on Friday.

[Rysoph76]

The dad off the radio advert for EBAY telling his son to clear out his room. His voice and the stuff he says makes me 

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Punctures

[sms1986]

The dad off the radio advert for EBAY telling his son to clear out his room. His voice and the stuff he says makes me 

I find most (if not all) radio adverts to be either cheesy, dull, shit or a combination of all three.

[Medellin]

Saw someting that shocked me today,some stupid bitch crossing Crown st by the Uni with a pram..she stops halfway across to make sure she it texting/dialling properly,i wanted to beep & give her shit but it would have scared the baby in the pram..i let it go.
Unbelievable.

[So… Howard Philips]

Saw someting that shocked me today,some stupid bitch crossing Crown st by the Uni with a pram..she stops halfway across to make sure she it texting/dialling properly,i wanted to beep & give her shit but it would have scared the baby in the pram..i let it go.
Unbelievable.

Didn't you know if you cross a road on your phone and ignoring the traffic you are protected by Mighty Thor's cloak of invulnerability?

[CraigDS]

Found a new group of drivers which have jumped to the top of my list of most hated - shit yet aggressive drivers.

Driving back from picking a coffee up this morning and heading along a two lane road. I'm in the right hand lane at a set of lights and the left lane closes about 200m after them. I set off, behind another car, and the car in the left hand lane (without indicating) tries to swerve into the gap in front of me. I had to brake hard or he would have hit me, so I beeped and did a sort of 'What the fuck was that' gesture with my hands.

He clearly thought he had done nothing wrong as starting going mental back at me, so I just laughed. Seeing me doing this in his mirror must have sent him over the edge though as he tried to block the road and get me to pull over. I pulled up alongside, opened my window (he was an older fella, now red in the face like he was about to pop) and had a bit of a go at him before driving off laughing again.

The fucker then proceeded to follow me for about 5 minutes 

[sms1986]

Ear infections, it feels all swollen and closed up. Worse thing is, it's in the ear where I have the least deafness, but it'll be gone soon enough hopefully.

[Crosby Nick]

Waiting until I'm ridiculously desperate to go to the loo.

I thought I was going to piss myself on the tube the other night. At one point I openly embraced the idea and thought it wouldn't be so bad.

Couple of pints after work, no piss, then about 45 minutes on the tube and I was in agony. Had to change at Acton Town and saw I had five mins til my next train so legged it out of the station to find a pub or anywhere with a toilet but after about three minutes couldn't find any so then had to leg it back so as not to moss the next train and pit an extra ten minutes on my wait!

Honestly, was almost in tears by the time I got to go!

[Zlen]

When people touch my monitor at work.
Go and fuck yourself, use fucking words to explain things, or if you need to use your finger use it by pointing in general direction not by smearing your curry stained digit on my pristine screen.