Calling it right now.4-4.
Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.
Martin tylers got his big jumbo bag of shit puns with him today.robin reliant.
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.
Great anti climax for those expecting jizzihno....
what are they singing there?
Arsenal will win this. Gaurenteed.
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
A dead animal is a dead animal. And a piece of meat is a piece of meat.
Sitting in my car near anfield I've just had an amazing idea. Why not get behind the team?
Harry looks like someone drew a sad face on a ballbag there.
Sex bombs to the left of me would be playboy bunnies to the right and here I am stuck in the middle with my pasty white bird.
Christ, just look at him. He's like a half melted candle.
Finished at the age of 26. The Mike Tyson of football.
6-1 on rudd van persi to score next goal!
WTF happened in the last five minutes?
All the best to you and yours too.
I walked away after the peno laughing and I see that the Gunners are 2-2, 'kinell...
If Arsenal still lose this they'll be devastated
The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?