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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #80 on: October 13, 2009, 01:24:13 am »
Ooohh. That Amir eh! I wank over the thought of him, but I'd really love to smash him all over the place with my hard on in real life!  :hump

I'm sure he'll be along anytime soon to help you out.   ;)

Anyway, back on topic, does anyone know if it's better to put plaster boards up and then skim them or put that grey cement like bonding up and skim over that? Just want to make sure that he does a proper job when he gets back here.   :D
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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #81 on: October 13, 2009, 02:21:37 am »
I hesitate to say this.  I advise Plasterboard first and then skim.   

Perhaps you could just confine yourself to that and not go bolliko and  and/or get pissed (which could possibly startle the tradesmen) you could well advoid the Bridewell. 
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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #82 on: October 13, 2009, 02:41:31 am »
I hesitate to say this.  I advise Plasterboard first and then skim.   

Perhaps you could just confine yourself to that and not go bolliko and  and/or get pissed (which could possibly startle the tradesmen) you could well advoid the Bridewell. 


;D  Even worse Maggie, I might end up in the Bridewell with someone up my tradesman's entrance   :o
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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #83 on: October 13, 2009, 08:42:22 pm »
Oi kidda. What was that film like in the end then? I still aint watched it.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #84 on: October 13, 2009, 10:53:53 pm »
Why did the ceiling fall down anyway?

Cos he was dancing on the ceiling.

I'l get my coat.  :P
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Re: Help! Trapped Under Barney Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Mod)
« Reply #85 on: October 13, 2009, 11:06:06 pm »
Cos he was dancing on the ceiling.

I'l get my coat.  :P

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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #86 on: October 13, 2009, 11:07:46 pm »
Hello, is it me you're looking for?
We'll visit the Folies Bergeres,
They like to see the Scousers there,
The women are lovely with skin like a peach,
But no one can move it like Kenny Dalglish.

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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #87 on: October 14, 2009, 12:11:14 pm »
Hmm

Since I enjoy Macca888s musings/ramblings/writing, I think its time we scoot on over there and sabotage something else in the house..

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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #88 on: October 17, 2009, 07:50:34 pm »
I think its time we scoot on over there and sabotage something else in the house..

shit through the letter box and laden it with fire crackers
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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #89 on: October 17, 2009, 08:51:56 pm »
shit through the letter box and laden it with fire crackers
How do you laden your shit with fire crackers? Do you just swallow them whole?
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #90 on: October 17, 2009, 09:25:31 pm »
How do you laden your shit with fire crackers? Do you just swallow them whole?

i'll leave you to work that one out so it takes your mind of things
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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #91 on: October 18, 2009, 12:20:32 pm »
i'll leave you to work that one out so it takes your mind of things
Well after a sleepless night of thinking, i give up. How do you do it?
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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #92 on: October 18, 2009, 02:32:11 pm »
I was straight faced until I read:

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Unfortunately, none of them were seriously hurt, so I threw a chunk of plaster at one of the kids' heads when he wasn't looking. Take that, laughing boy!   :D

:lmao

Same :lmao Fucking class.

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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #93 on: October 19, 2009, 01:06:12 am »
Oi kidda. What was that film like in the end then? I still aint watched it.

I can confirm the rest of it was funny as fuck. Took me back to some of the old Cheech and Chong type stuff!
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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #94 on: October 19, 2009, 01:08:19 am »
And as for the rest of you, there'll be no shitting through the letterbox with sparklers up your ringpieces thank you very much! I'm sad to let you all know that my telly is bust, but I'll leave that for another thread   ;D
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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #95 on: October 19, 2009, 10:11:32 am »
Well thank you all for your mostly unhelpful and piss taking comments. You all know that's the type of reply you would have got from me   ;D  Anyway, I've changed the thread title to add that little bit of melodrama   :P

So here's the pics or it didn't happen bit. Just look at the gob on the Westie. She's looking up as if to say "Fuck me, nothing else is gonna fall on my head is it?"   :D
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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #96 on: October 19, 2009, 10:12:31 am »

 I'm sad to let you all know that my telly is bust, but I'll leave that for another thread   ;D

Come on, I'm waiting!
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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #97 on: October 19, 2009, 02:47:25 pm »
I can confirm the rest of it was funny as fuck. Took me back to some of the old Cheech and Chong type stuff!

Watched it last week and that is exactly what I said to the missus when watchin' it!!  ;D

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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #98 on: October 20, 2009, 12:43:32 am »
For fuck's sake Macca, I want to hear about the telly!!
I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager.

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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #99 on: October 20, 2009, 11:52:56 am »
I can confirm the rest of it was funny as fuck. Took me back to some of the old Cheech and Chong type stuff!

Really? Might have to finish it then..

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Re: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling)
« Reply #100 on: October 20, 2009, 12:07:27 pm »
wow your place is a shithole macca :D
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