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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #120 on: July 15, 2014, 06:49:58 pm »
Welcome lad.

Quick someone get on Feint Zebra and have him photoshop Brendan with Markovic strapped to his head.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #121 on: July 15, 2014, 06:50:02 pm »
Buzzing about this signing. He's gonna be boss

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #122 on: July 15, 2014, 06:50:06 pm »
Can't help but think he looks a proper tennis player.

Haha, yeah.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #123 on: July 15, 2014, 06:50:15 pm »
Phone in the sock, long flowing hair, snapback hat, calls himself "Lazza" ... he's such a bro.

Bet he gets baked before every game, and he's paranoid to celebrate his goals.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #124 on: July 15, 2014, 06:50:49 pm »
Lazza>Wazza

Haha  ;D He's certainly not as lardy as the Pale Whale.
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #125 on: July 15, 2014, 06:51:40 pm »
World class in 3 years.

Welcome.  :D
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #126 on: July 15, 2014, 06:51:53 pm »
Welcome Lazar!! Really excited to watch him play, I'm sure he'll be great for us!

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #127 on: July 15, 2014, 06:52:00 pm »
Well this is bullshit!!

What are we going to moan about now?
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #128 on: July 15, 2014, 06:53:01 pm »
Can't wait to see him play!
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #129 on: July 15, 2014, 06:53:03 pm »
This is the signing I'm most excited about.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #130 on: July 15, 2014, 06:53:36 pm »
Well this is bullshit!!

What are we going to moan about now?

Who are we signing NEXT???!!  RAWK wants to know!
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #131 on: July 15, 2014, 06:54:47 pm »
Who are we signing NEXT???!!  RAWK wants to know!

Origi but he's looking for a good chippy in an around Liverpool.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #132 on: July 15, 2014, 06:54:50 pm »
Welll spent Rodgers! :)

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #133 on: July 15, 2014, 06:55:01 pm »
Great potential, just like Emre Can. Starting to look interesting now :)

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #134 on: July 15, 2014, 06:55:19 pm »
welcome Lazza
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #135 on: July 15, 2014, 06:55:47 pm »
If we can get him a white hairband, it'll be a bit like having Roger Federer on the wing.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #136 on: July 15, 2014, 06:56:01 pm »
Welcome Lazar lad, have a feeling about this guy... can't wait to see him playing for us :)

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #137 on: July 15, 2014, 06:56:19 pm »
Origi but he's looking for a good chippy in an around Liverpool.

Well, I guess we'll be waiting for a while then.   :P
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #138 on: July 15, 2014, 06:56:29 pm »
I'm liking how we are getting these deals done early.

BR has certainly laid down the law with regards to business getting done before pre-season starts.
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #139 on: July 15, 2014, 06:57:42 pm »
Hopefully we`ll see him a bit against Preston on Saturday.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #140 on: July 15, 2014, 06:58:25 pm »
Can't wait to see him run out on August 2nd!

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #141 on: July 15, 2014, 06:58:37 pm »
Excellent set of eyebrows, good leaning skills. What can go wrong?
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #142 on: July 15, 2014, 06:59:28 pm »
Hopefully we`ll see him a bit against Preston on Saturday.
What do you make of him mate? How's he regarded in Serbia?
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #143 on: July 15, 2014, 07:00:16 pm »
Great potential, just like Emre Can. Starting to look interesting now :)

Agreed. Two really great signings.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #144 on: July 15, 2014, 07:01:20 pm »
Feels like Dalglish replacing Keegan

These are strong words!

Hope you're right.

Althought obviously it's more Laglish replacing Sueegan.
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #145 on: July 15, 2014, 07:02:51 pm »
If we can get him a white hairband, it'll be a bit like having Roger Federer on the wing.
Excellent! If he cuts his hair he's basically an exact copy of Djokovic though :)

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #146 on: July 15, 2014, 07:03:00 pm »
No idea how good he is, but all sounds very positive. I keep seeing Coutinho and a dash of Suarez when I look at his face.

Welcome to Liverpool Lazar lad.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #147 on: July 15, 2014, 07:05:14 pm »
If we can get him a white hairband, it'll be a bit like having Roger Federer on the wing.

Ha! Was about to say the same thing.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #148 on: July 15, 2014, 07:05:26 pm »
What's this 50% share bollocks? I thought that wasn't allowed any more after Tevez/Mascherano ect...  Does this mean if we get a bid for him in the future this 3rd party can be used to push it through? May be reading way too much into this. Just doesn't seem right.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #149 on: July 15, 2014, 07:06:25 pm »
What's this 50% share bollocks? I thought that wasn't allowed any more after Tevez/Mascherano ect...  Does this mean if we get a bid for him in the future this 3rd party can be used to push it through? May be reading way too much into this. Just doesn't seem right.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #150 on: July 15, 2014, 07:06:53 pm »
What's this 50% share bollocks? I thought that wasn't allowed any more after Tevez/Mascherano ect...  Does this mean if we get a bid for him in the future this 3rd party can be used to push it through? May be reading way too much into this. Just doesn't seem right.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #151 on: July 15, 2014, 07:07:03 pm »
Welcome Lazar.

I wonder if he is any good at pens..

 ;D Excellent! Lazar pen...

Anyway, know very little about this guy, but still ridiculously excited about the signing. Heard good things from people who know.

Welcome!

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #152 on: July 15, 2014, 07:07:22 pm »
What's this 50% share bollocks? I thought that wasn't allowed any more after Tevez/Mascherano ect...  Does this mean if we get a bid for him in the future this 3rd party can be used to push it through? May be reading way too much into this. Just doesn't seem right.
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #153 on: July 15, 2014, 07:07:53 pm »
Sterling, Lallana and Markovic. Quality options for either wing. Exciting.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #154 on: July 15, 2014, 07:07:58 pm »
Huzzah, Lazar!
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #155 on: July 15, 2014, 07:07:59 pm »
What do you make of him mate? How's he regarded in Serbia?
Red Star fans think he`s shite :) . All other non-biased football fans here rate him immensely. IMO our biggest attacking talent in a very long while. Has all the tools and now that BR is his coach I`d even say that smart money is on him becoming new Kop favorite.

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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #157 on: July 15, 2014, 07:08:45 pm »
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Straight and to the point. I like him.  :)
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #158 on: July 15, 2014, 07:08:46 pm »
I am unaccountably over-excited about this signing. I feel in my bones that he is going to be an astonishing star for us. There's just something that has synergy with Brendan's philosophy.

 Welcome Lazar!
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Re: Liverpool Sign Lazar Markovic for £20m
« Reply #159 on: July 15, 2014, 07:09:46 pm »
What number do you expect Lazar to be?    He's a great signing!