Or, after some old pictures emerge of Jurgen smoking dope with Harry Redknapp and ex-Brazil international Socrates:
'Array pothead and the philosopher's stoned; JK rolling
Or, after Jurgen makes fun of the bizarre plot by Gareth Barry, the entire squad of Bolton Wanderers and Callum Chambers to assassinate Ryan Seacrest:
Barry, Trotters and C Chambers off Seacrest - JK trolling
(yes, I'm reaching now)