Hope they've installed a car-door for Redknapp, the wobbly-faced S*n-loving blert.
I'd cry for weeks if McCarthy opened with "Hello, good evening and bollocks". Ringer of Roger Mellie, the man on the telly.
I'll be caned by then anyway after getting home. Quite a helmet collection they have this year. 3 1/2 helmets v Jockey Hansen.