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How Lazy Are You????
« on: April 20, 2017, 05:15:42 pm »
Was just thinking about some of my lazy habits so i thought i would ask my good friends here if they have any lazy habits?
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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2017, 06:11:08 pm »
I'll open post and then leave it lying about rather than take it upstairs and shred it.

I ask the kids to get me the telly remote, even though its quicker for me to get it.

I'm generally untidy.
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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2017, 06:11:45 pm »
Can't be arsed doing many things

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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2017, 06:16:17 pm »
Look at the post count.
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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2017, 06:16:49 pm »
Look at the post count.

*cough *cough

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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2017, 06:20:42 pm »
I'm this bloody laz   zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2017, 06:21:41 pm »
I ask because in my bathroom the toilet is right next to the door but i piss in the sink. Its further to walk.

The way i get dressed in the morning is pure laziness.
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six."

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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2017, 06:26:37 pm »
I ask because in my bathroom the toilet is right next to the door but i piss in the sink. Its further to walk.

The way i get dressed in the morning is pure laziness.

Pissing in sinks, mugs, bottles, cups is forgivable... we've all been there... right?

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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2017, 06:28:32 pm »
Pissing in sinks, mugs, bottles, cups is forgivable... we've all been there... right?
For anyone who'd ever been to the old Wembley, The twin towers, it was a tradition.

A rite of passage!   ;)

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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2017, 06:30:30 pm »
I remember pissing in a beer can at home. Mum put it in the fridge next day...
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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2017, 06:32:17 pm »
Look at the post count.
*cough *cough

Not trying to be pedantic, but having a high post count in my view suggests that you're not lazy. You just focus your attention on the wrong things... ;)

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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2017, 06:36:35 pm »
Not trying to be pedantic, but having a high post count in my view suggests that you're not lazy. You just focus your attention on the wrong things... ;)

I like that, definitely going to use it in the future!

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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2017, 06:39:02 pm »
Yeah, I'm on board with that.

Way to focus, Chak!
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?

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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2017, 06:42:36 pm »
Yeah, I'm on board with that.

Way to focus, Chak!

You too mate! Focused!

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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2017, 06:43:52 pm »
 :thumbup
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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2017, 09:54:05 pm »
I'd say 9 out of 10 of my potential posts, I get about 3/4's of the way through typing them and then think better of it.

Don't know if that's lazy or just good self censorship.

The other morning I was busting and my flatmate was in the shower, instead of waiting I pissed in a bowl and chucked it a few stories out the window when the coast was clear.

Think this one of those posts I should have scrapped!
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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2017, 10:04:24 pm »
I'd say 9 out of 10 of my potential posts, I get about 3/4's of the way through typing them and then think better of it.

Don't know if that's lazy or just good self censorship.

The other morning I was busting and my flatmate was in the shower, instead of waiting I pissed in a bowl and chucked it a few stories out the window when the coast was clear.

Think this one of those posts I should have scrapped!

When you got to go, you've got to go. I've pissed in the grid outside the back door when the missus is on the loo., mainly cos she shouted at me the time I pissed in the bath.
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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2017, 08:43:24 am »
very

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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2017, 08:56:48 am »
I'm too lazy to bother replying  :(
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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2017, 10:21:51 am »
I'll tell ya' later.
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Re: How Lazy Are You????
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2017, 10:22:16 pm »
Back in the day on a sofa would use teletext to see what's on rather than lean forward to see the TV guide, halcyon days.
No time for caution.