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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #160 on: December 25, 2014, 06:52:45 pm »
Evidently you don't know the linguistic definition of grammar. It was spelling, rather than grammar, and a typo at that. Smart arse.
If we're being picky, it's a typographical error which lead to a grammatical error.

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“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
“Generosity always pays off. Generosity in your effort, in your work, in your kindness, in the way you look after people and take care of people. In the long run, if you are generous with a heart, and with humanity, it always pays off.”
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #161 on: January 9, 2015, 02:03:38 pm »
Had a slightly larger egg than normal in my egg box. Cracked it open to make my Omelette, double yolk! Best moment of my week.
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #162 on: January 9, 2015, 02:16:23 pm »
being a fatso i love getting on the scales and seeing a few pounds off

(without the aid of a towel rail)
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #163 on: January 9, 2015, 02:16:47 pm »
being a fatso i love getting on the scales and seeing a few pounds off

(without the aid of a towel rail)

You usually need the towel rail to get off the scales?!
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #164 on: January 9, 2015, 02:23:49 pm »
being a fatso i love getting on the scales and seeing a few pounds off

(without the aid of a towel rail)



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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #165 on: January 9, 2015, 02:29:47 pm »
was waiting on that

different episodes

thats a funny
"ohhhhhhhhhhh 437.........hmm 55 oh damn 350 EGH
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 260 pounds"
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #166 on: January 11, 2015, 07:47:07 pm »
Cheese on toast covered with Heinz baked beans and a dash of brown sauce. Heaven!



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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #167 on: January 13, 2015, 10:23:30 am »
uptown funk
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #168 on: January 22, 2015, 12:21:40 pm »
There's an automatic aerosol air freshener in the gents toilets in work, every time it goes off it makes a noise like a MSE-6-series repair droid, always makes me smile when I'm doing a dump ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #169 on: January 22, 2015, 12:27:22 pm »
There's an automatic aerosol air freshener in the gents toilets in work, every time it goes off it makes a noise like a MSE-6-series repair droid, always makes me smile when I'm doing a dump ;D ;D ;D


Yeah we have that. Based on a timer I think - goes off automatically once you've been in there 15 minutes I think...

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #170 on: January 22, 2015, 12:30:38 pm »
Yeah we have that. Based on a timer I think - goes off automatically once you've been in there 15 minutes I think...
would scare the shite out of you
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #171 on: January 22, 2015, 01:06:38 pm »
Yeah we have that. Based on a timer I think - goes off automatically once you've been in there 15 minutes I think...
I always thought it just went off when someone does a bad guff?
Would scare the shite out of you
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #172 on: January 22, 2015, 01:08:27 pm »
I always thought it just went off when someone does a bad guff?;D ;D ;D

I'm joking, I have no idea, presume there's some sort of motion sensor in there? The guff one would be funnier though.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #173 on: January 22, 2015, 01:10:04 pm »
Discussing the issues that matter here!
More quality than the WTF ;D

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #174 on: January 22, 2015, 09:18:25 pm »
Seeing my little girl. 
He who sees himself in all beings and all beings in himself loses all fear.

- The Upanishads.

The heart knows the way. Run in that direction

- Rumi

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #175 on: January 22, 2015, 10:56:03 pm »
Seeing my little girl. 

Seeing this post. Made up for you mate .
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #176 on: January 22, 2015, 11:02:04 pm »
Phillipe Coutiniho.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #177 on: January 22, 2015, 11:26:30 pm »
reading the small things in life that annoy you thread

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #178 on: January 22, 2015, 11:42:58 pm »
I'm joking, I have no idea, presume there's some sort of motion sensor in there? The guff one would be funnier though.

Discussing the issues that matter here!
set on a ten minute timer, I think. When I hear it for the third time in a row, I know I've been in there too long!

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #179 on: January 23, 2015, 12:30:02 pm »
Seeing this post. Made up for you mate .

Aaww thanks.

Only see her once a week  . It makes me feel like a fuckin criminal when Ive done fuck all.  It will do for now.

She knows Iam her daddy and thats makes me emotional in a good away.

Off to see her now.

Little things in life that makes me happy ?

Seeing my little girl smile at me and put her arms out.   Fuck me got tears in my eyes here.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #180 on: January 30, 2015, 03:54:23 pm »
People calling "Twitter" -  "Twatter"
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #181 on: February 6, 2015, 12:47:24 pm »
Let us restore some much needed balance in the universe now
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #182 on: February 6, 2015, 01:10:56 pm »
Roadworkers getting mixed up and displaying the STOP side of their lollypops at both ends of the roadworks for a very very long time. Tremendous stuff.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #183 on: February 6, 2015, 01:16:27 pm »
Quavers....and not the musical variety! ;D

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #184 on: February 6, 2015, 01:20:14 pm »
playing trolley drop in a supermarket
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #185 on: February 6, 2015, 01:35:39 pm »
playing trolley drop in a supermarket

Ever been a bastard and stuck something on the end of someones stuff at the checkout? Far too late for them to go back on it then!
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #186 on: February 6, 2015, 01:40:14 pm »
Ever been a bastard and stuck something on the end of someones stuff at the checkout? Far too late for them to go back on it then!
hahaha i havent gone that far but being tempted

mate of mine has though. he was shopping with his elderly mother in law and just put down a load of porn mags and condoms

she never noticed til it went through and she was packing. of course the mother in law nearly has a seizure to which the mate quick as you like "jesus i can see your hubby is gonna enjoy himself tonight"
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #187 on: February 7, 2015, 04:37:52 am »
just having a great freaking day

something went very right in work twice, getting recognition for a job well done

having dinner with a great lady

a nice payment from a job

all is right with the world

its rare that everything lines up but when it does, its 11.37PM and Im still pretty damn happy about the way the whole day went

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #188 on: February 8, 2015, 05:54:39 am »
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six."

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #189 on: February 8, 2015, 09:05:29 am »
Fucking love it :)

heard it on the radio for the first time. I thought it was Prince.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #190 on: February 9, 2015, 02:58:03 pm »
Fucking love it :)
been on radio two months. not yet bored of it

heard it on the radio for the first time. I thought it was Prince.

Of course, I am very old.
reminded me of some nile rodgers. very funk based. particularly his work with duran duran. mark ronson also did work with them so i think of nile rodgers everytime i hear it
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #191 on: February 11, 2015, 06:11:27 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #192 on: February 11, 2015, 06:13:57 pm »
Puppies. I nearly crashed driving the other day as a fella was carrying a little one in his arms at a set of lights. I just couldn't take my eyes of it.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #193 on: February 11, 2015, 07:34:37 pm »
The woman in the shop on Park Road this morning, singing "Everybody's Talkin'".

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #194 on: February 11, 2015, 07:52:39 pm »
When you get high and the pizza you ordered arrives
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #195 on: February 11, 2015, 07:53:17 pm »
When you get high and the pizza you ordered arrives

or did it? ...

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #196 on: February 11, 2015, 08:01:15 pm »
Puppies. I nearly crashed driving the other day as a fella was carrying a little one in his arms at a set of lights. I just couldn't take my eyes of it.

Kittens for me. I could easily be one of those mental cat ladies.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #197 on: February 11, 2015, 10:00:39 pm »
or did it? ...

I can't remember now  ;D
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #198 on: February 11, 2015, 10:01:35 pm »
The bitters losing.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #199 on: February 11, 2015, 10:12:31 pm »
 Last week, when my consultant used the words "in remission" for the first time. ;D  Chuffed to nuts I was.
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