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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #40 on: September 8, 2014, 11:47:57 pm »
The biscuit challenge was funny.

Everyone baking these weird and wonderful biscuits infused with a plethora of fruits, flavours and interesting ingredients.

Normans offering looked like 8 rich tea biscuits arranged on a plate.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #41 on: September 10, 2014, 08:57:10 pm »
Ha knew that was going to happen
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #42 on: September 11, 2014, 10:20:22 am »
Absolutely
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2014, 08:58:25 pm »
Damn, knew she was on her way, was touch and go last week to be fair.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2014, 09:13:51 am »
She's been on a downward spiral for a couple of weeks...well since she got star baker...needed something special last night, but unfortunately didn't
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2014, 11:44:02 am »
Is it wrong that i'm mildly excited about the prospect of a Saturday evening accompanied by various snacks, with two episodes of this to catch up on?
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2014, 11:44:51 am »
Is it wrong that i'm mildly excited about the prospect of a Saturday evening accompanied by various snacks, with two episodes of this to catch up on?

Embrace it! I sat there drooling through the pasty/empanada/samosa round yesterday. I could have scoffed the lot.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2014, 11:54:04 am »
Embrace it! I sat there drooling through the pasty/empanada/samosa round yesterday. I could have scoffed the lot.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #48 on: September 22, 2014, 09:32:42 am »
Caught up with GBBO last night after all the footy had finished.  I know it's a sign of getting old when I'm content with settling down on the settee with the missus and a mug of tea to catch up with GBBO. Gotta admit it was bliss.

Martha's Steak pasties in the signature challenge looked divine!!

Gutted Kate has gone, she was sound and a little minx to boot.

Business end of the competition now and difficult to call.  Hope Richard wins it to be honest.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #49 on: October 6, 2014, 04:35:33 pm »
So its the final on Wednesday.  Richard should win it I reckon but Luis will run him close.

Richard's Entremets last week looked fucking delicious. :lickin

Not the best program to be watching when your on a diet to be honest. :(

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #50 on: October 6, 2014, 05:04:43 pm »
Richard's Entremets last week looked fucking delicious. :lickin


Not arf...I had to make do with some Lidl doughnuts!...cant watch it without having something to scoff

Looking forward to the final...would love to see Richard win it...deft touch for a builder and no mistake
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #51 on: October 6, 2014, 05:22:45 pm »
My young lad has wanted Richard from day 1 but i think  Luis might pip him.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #52 on: October 6, 2014, 05:52:53 pm »
My young lad has wanted Richard from day 1 but i think  Luis might pip him.

Luis is talented but for me he's a bit flash with his presentation and just a wee bit full of himself...he talks to the camera as if he's presenting his own TV cookery show which irks me a bit....much prefer the self-effacing Richard who's gone about business quietly and with good humour........anyone could win it though, including Nancy, who's been great throughout

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #53 on: October 6, 2014, 06:50:22 pm »
Surely Richard has to take it, unless he has a major fuck up.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #54 on: October 6, 2014, 08:03:33 pm »
It's been so dull this year :(

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #55 on: October 6, 2014, 08:06:35 pm »
It's been so dull this year :(
What you talking about, we had the whole sabotage and bearded freak out moment!
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #56 on: October 6, 2014, 08:37:52 pm »
Dull!!!!!! - I think this years is so much better than last years
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #57 on: October 6, 2014, 10:26:32 pm »
How can you call this series Dull??  Did you not see Norman's Farthing Biscuits!!!

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #58 on: October 8, 2014, 06:39:57 pm »
I reckon Luis will win. I think because people will be expecting Richard to win that the judges will pick one of the others. Anyway, I'm looking forward to a cameo return from Norman tonight!

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #59 on: October 8, 2014, 08:01:23 pm »
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #60 on: October 8, 2014, 08:01:26 pm »
Typical.


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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #61 on: October 8, 2014, 08:18:16 pm »
Nancy might well nick it if she stays consistent, while the other two go over the top and don't quite pull it off.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #62 on: October 8, 2014, 08:30:07 pm »
Nancy might well nick it if she stays consistent, while the other two go over the top and don't quite pull it off.

Looking like a good shout so far, but they always edit it craftily.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #63 on: October 8, 2014, 08:35:16 pm »
Looking like a good shout so far, but they always edit it craftily.
True, Richard has probably walked it and it would be a bit of an anti-climax if the final didn't seem like there was some risk he was going to lose.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #64 on: October 8, 2014, 08:55:26 pm »
Nancy!
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #65 on: October 8, 2014, 08:56:39 pm »
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #66 on: October 8, 2014, 08:57:48 pm »
Well then!

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #67 on: October 8, 2014, 08:58:15 pm »
I demand a recount!
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #68 on: October 8, 2014, 09:00:15 pm »
Glad she won, I liked her

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #69 on: October 8, 2014, 09:01:55 pm »
I demand a recount!
She was consistently consistent throughout the competition and on the day, its more than fair.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #70 on: October 8, 2014, 09:02:54 pm »
She was consistently consistent throughout the competition and on the day, its more than fair.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #71 on: October 8, 2014, 09:03:51 pm »
Her show stopper looked great. And the sails turned as well.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #72 on: October 8, 2014, 09:36:17 pm »
made up for her...thoroughly deserved...cracking series
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #73 on: October 8, 2014, 10:04:52 pm »
Called it after the first bake tonight. Fucking delightful, the perfect end, reacted the very same way Chetna did :D ...Richard was a bit of a dull c*nt.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #74 on: October 8, 2014, 10:30:57 pm »
Her show stopper looked great. And the sails turned as well.

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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #75 on: October 9, 2014, 08:17:20 am »
Anyone else feel a little underwhelmed by what they made?

You get to the final of master chef and they produce Michelin star quality food. Last night could have been any episode in the series.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #76 on: October 9, 2014, 09:05:00 am »
Anyone else feel a little underwhelmed by what they made?

You get to the final of master chef and they produce Michelin star quality food. Last night could have been any episode in the series.

Not really - it's Bake-Off not Masterchef.
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #77 on: October 9, 2014, 09:51:14 am »
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Re: The Great British Bake Off - 2014
« Reply #78 on: October 9, 2014, 10:20:44 am »
Not really - it's Bake-Off not Masterchef.

Even so - these three are supposed to be these great bakers. I expected a little more of a challenge for them.
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« Reply #79 on: October 9, 2014, 10:33:18 am »
Even so - these three are supposed to be these great bakers. I expected a little more of a challenge for them.

I thought the technical challenge in particular was a real baking challenge, as was shown by the way Luis and Richard crumbled (pun not intended).

The challenges with great baking are technical and the Piece Montee and croquembouche are the pinnacles of French patisserie.
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