Less of the screff Holly bum-bandit lover.......i reckon your just upset cos' you never had a bike never mind one that would allow you to offer a SEATER!
If some lad in bad trabs and a limp offered me a Seater in the Strand I'd think he was a rent boy offering a Sefton Bumming behind MacDonalds.*
In Liverpool we have bikes with golden wheels and crushed drink cartons that make everything sound like a motorbike whilst giving takeys. THAT is how posh we are.
Dean Sullivan would say SEATER, i'd bet you a purple bin.
* Not that you would find me in the HIV infected mass of mongrel eyed card shops.