Topic: Song for Sturridge

[KMiltz7]

Too many wankers wouldn't sing Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

nails for breakfast?!

[moloch]

Close the thread please (and open when there's some merit to the idea)..

[macca888]

Ba bong bong biddley biddley bong, daddiddley iddledy piddleydy bong

I say pass to Sturridge pon the left hand side,
Pass to Sturridge pon the left hand side
Give us a goal and make me jump and prance,
Give us a hat trick and I'll do a sex wee in my pants


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[LiamG]

Already?

[macca888]

Already?

Not being funny Liam, but those lyrics are fucking shite. And I don't even know what tune to sing it to.

[Caffeine]

Song for Glen Johnson.

[Snusmumriken]

One for Allen, to the tunes of Buddy Holly It does'nt matter anymore:


"Golly gee Joe Allen the Welsh Xavi (Gee and Xavi sung so that they rhyme)
Well I guess size doesn't matter afterall

Oh oh oh

Well I guess size doesn't matter afterall"

 

[djphal]

Ba bong bong biddley biddley bong, daddiddley iddledy piddleydy bong

I say pass to Sturridge pon the left hand side,
Pass to Sturridge pon the left hand side
Give us a goal and make me jump and prance,
Give us a hat trick and I'll do a sex wee in my pants


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[redgriffin73]

As suggested by my Bro to the tune of Jammin':

Joe Allen, Joe Allen, Joe Allen, Joe Allen,
Joe Allen plays for Liverpool,
Joe Allen, Joe Allen, Joe Allen, Joe Allen,
We hope you like Joe Allen too.

Fuckin' brilliant, but it will never catch on as it's really crap too!

Already gets sung.

Well, it's all about the pass,
He's a little bit of class,
I hope you like Joe Allen too...

[Giz a Gobble]

Daniel Sturridge is bearing down,
bearing down, bearing down,
Daniel Sturridge is bearing down
on your goal.

Give him the ball and he will score,
he will score, he will score,
Give him the ball and he will score
for Liverpool.

 

[The Fletcher Memorial]

To the tune of Grandma we love you

Daniel, we love you, Daniel, we do
But if you dont score a goal for us
We'll think you're shit

Stupid thread!

[CHOPPER]

Something to Half a Shillings seminal classic 'Send The Buggers Back', would be ace!

[robertobaggio37]

I literally can't believe that Skrtel hasn't his own song.

[Lenin.]

You cant hurry Studge
No you'll just have to wait
He'll pass when he wants to
and even then it'll be to his ex-Chelsea mate.

 

[Piechniks Picnic]

"STUR-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE!!!  STUR-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEdiOBz4zeM

Bringing the Hacienda years back to the Kop.

[No Appreciation of Liverpool Opposition]

can you hear the people sing?
singing the song of the mighty reds
its the song of a team that will not be 8th again
when Sturridge beats the defender, when Suarez finds the net
theres a yell from the kop that'd kill your mum
-do you hear the people sing, les mis

[redend]

Remember the "Sweet Carroll 9" anyone ? 

[redend]

Bringing the Hacienda years back to the Kop.

Can we not do that

[tubby]

Been trying to come up with something along the lines of Bridge Over Troubled Water or Under The Bridge because it'll actually rhyme with his name, but I've got nothing.

[Ziltoid]

Can't do the verse unless i sit down and have a think (although most will probably say don't fucking bother)

Suarez to the left of him
Sterling to the right
Sturridge down the middle he flew

[armchair-fan]

"One Daniel Sturridge, there's only one Daniel Sturridge, one Daniel Sturridge....."

[RAWK Meltdown #1]

Nothing to sing about yet......move along people.

[Ziltoid]

Nothing to sing about yet......move along people.

Which tune is that to?

[LfcFanNor]

Tune :: Blowing in the wind Bob Dylan

How many songs will be sang on the Kop
before Pepe will get his own
the answer my friend, is 999 more
the answer is 999 songs

How many songs will be sang on the Kop
before Pepe will get his own
the answer my friend, is 998 more
the answer is 998 songs

How man... you get the idea

[Rome-77]

I know it may be a bit early, but how about to the Clash

As soon as Sturridge scores a goal, the Kop begins to wail !

Stur-ridge I like it
Rock the Kop now
Rock the Kop now

Stur-ridge I like it
Rock the Kop now
Rock the Kop now

..Rock the Kop la

[Piechniks Picnic]

Can we not do that

Don't be such a square, Grandad! *dusts off white gloves and whistle*

[-Q-]

I think more established players deserve songs before Sturridge. He needs to prove himself first.

[Ossie]

A song?? That would require all the tourists who frequent anfield to get off there backsides, Put there iPads, cameras and phones to one side and sing...never gonna happen!!

[B19RAK]

To the tune of £1 fish....

Come on Danny, come on Danny,
One goal please,
Come on Danny, come on Danny,
One goal please,

[Lucaspool FC]

Sturridge Sturrigde listen to this tone, perform for our team or go to West Ham on a loan chalala lalala

[Jetmir M.]

We really should wait for players to prove themselves before singing them a song.

In the meantime.. how about a song for Agger, or Pepe?

[Lenin.]

We really should wait for players to prove themselves before singing them a song.

In the meantime.. how about a song for Agger, or Pepe?

I wouldnt worry too much about any of the 'songs' on here actually getting sung at the match mate.

[Only Me]

PLAYERS NEED TO EARN SONGS

Why do these threads always pop up when we get a new signing? There's plenty of others that need songs first.

Because the OP of such shite threads is usually someone who has only seen Anfield on the telly, thank God.

[macca888]

Been trying to come up with something along the lines of Bridge Over Troubled Water or Under The Bridge because it'll actually rhyme with his name, but I've got nothing.

I'll see if I can help you out tubby mate     


You were down and out
Stuck on Chelsea's bench
You had splinters in your arse
So we'll rub sudocrem on for you.
We'll tweezer your arse
If infection comes
And puss is all around

Daniel Sturridge will devour your daughter
When he lays them down
Daniel Sturridge won't even have to force her
To let him pot the tight brown


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[macca888]

Because the OP of such shite threads is usually someone who has only seen Anfield on the telly, thank God.

Or he might have a season ticket in the fucking Kemlyn, with that miserable gang of twats 

[John C]

I'll see if I can help you out tubby mate     

[jordyball10]

DANNY STURRIDGE IS A RED IS A RED IS A RED, DANNY STURRIDGE IS A RED HE HATESSSSSSSSSS CHELSEA!!   

[CHOPPER]

Daniel Sturridge will devour your daughter
When he lays them down
Daniel Sturridge won't even have to force her
To let him pot the tight brown

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful. 

Burt Bacharach, Rodgers and Hammerstein - they've got fuck all on you kid.

[Dowling10]

Pepe Reina has got a song. "Pepe Reina, Pepe Reina, ey ey..Pepe Reina, Pepe Reina, ey ey." Easy.

Also, let's not forget..you can say "Let's get Agger, Sktrtl, Johnson one first etc" but we all know it's only attacking players, in particular strikers whose songs are always the most sung for obvious reasons.

[redgriffin73]

We really should wait for players to prove themselves before singing them a song.

In the meantime.. how about a song for Agger, or Pepe?

As has been said on this thread earlier, both already have songs.