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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #160 on: March 24, 2017, 03:48:49 pm »
Struggling with mine...

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Joshua King

 ???

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #161 on: March 24, 2017, 03:54:55 pm »
Struggling with mine...

Josh McEachran
Joshua King

 ???

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #162 on: March 24, 2017, 05:21:59 pm »
Michael .................

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Ballack
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #163 on: March 24, 2017, 06:00:05 pm »
Struggling with mine...

Josh McEachran
Joshua King

 ???

Josh Magennis.....

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #164 on: March 24, 2017, 09:40:37 pm »
Michael .................

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Ballack
Owen

ohh Jordan in goal :p

a Strachan?
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #165 on: March 24, 2017, 11:30:50 pm »
Ray Clemence
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Finding a striker was hard. Us Rays are more the silky midfielders with an eye for goal and the odd sideways pass.
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #166 on: March 24, 2017, 11:45:27 pm »
My Word!

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #167 on: March 25, 2017, 09:47:59 am »

Ray Wilkins


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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #168 on: March 25, 2017, 02:53:13 pm »
Ian...

So

Ian Walker
Ian St John
Ian Rush
Ian Wright
Ian Callaghan

Not a bad side if i do say so myself  ;D ;D
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #169 on: March 25, 2017, 04:43:56 pm »
Michael .................

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Platini
Ballack
Owen

ohh Jordan in goal :p

Stensgaard surely
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #171 on: March 26, 2017, 10:15:38 pm »
Rob Elliott
Roberto Di Matteo
Roberto Baggio Robert Pires
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #172 on: March 27, 2017, 04:35:35 am »
Valdes
Lindelof
Wanyama
Moses
Ibarbo

Fischer, Anichebe
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #173 on: March 27, 2017, 10:54:41 am »
Carragher
Milner
Case
Rodriguez
Greaves

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #174 on: March 27, 2017, 10:56:23 am »
Carragher
Milner
Case
Rodriguez
Greaves

Jamie and James are different names, aren't they?  You can't sneak Carra in there.
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #175 on: March 27, 2017, 05:46:41 pm »
Slim pickings for Jason

GK: Jason Statham (he was decent in Mean Machine)
DF: Jason McAteer
MF: Jason Lee
MF: Jason Puncheon
FW: Jason Euell

I don't think they'd win much.


Jason Statham
Jason McAteer
Jason Puncheon
JasonF
ooJason

a much better team ;)

Jason Dozzell on the bench too.
Jason Steele - exBoro goalie too.


Any chance of having Jason-Jason Okacha and exRed Jason Spearing?

Some South American Jacintos will do too :)


(before anyone says it - no, there's is no Jason Cundy in it - I'd rather play with just the 4 instead of having that prick :))
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #176 on: March 27, 2017, 05:57:24 pm »
Jamie and James are different names, aren't they?  You can't sneak Carra in there.

Carra is called James?

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #177 on: March 27, 2017, 07:48:44 pm »
GK: Stuart Taylor (75 league games over a career of 20 years!)
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #178 on: March 27, 2017, 09:13:37 pm »
Carra is called James?

Ha, I did not know that.  Cripes.
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #179 on: March 30, 2017, 05:04:06 am »
What a boss team this would be:


Phil Thompson
Filippo Inzaghi
Phil Neal
Philipp Lahm
Philippe Coutinho




                  Thompson  Neal
                Lahm     Coutinho
                      inzaghi


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No goalie, then?
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #180 on: March 30, 2017, 05:17:47 am »
For such a common name I struggled to find many although I could assemble a mostly Liverpool team.

Esteban Suarez

Stephane Henchoz

Steven Finnan

Steven Gerrard

Stephen Ireland


Subs - Stephen Harper, Istvan Kozma, Stephen Warnock.

So much choice just from Liverpool that you missed, how's this:

Ogrizoviz

Nichol McMahon

McManaman  Heighway

In addition to your Gerard, Finnan, Henchoz & Warnock I could also add Staunton & Harkness. You've got a pretty good 11-a-side there!

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #181 on: March 30, 2017, 12:17:49 pm »
Alex Smithies
Alex Sandro   Alex Song
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain   Alex Teixeira
Alexandre Lacazette

Not bad!! Didn't think I could justify Alexis Sanchez...
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #182 on: April 30, 2017, 10:05:16 pm »
Le Fondre
Lallana Traore
Smith
Bogdan

Struggled with that!

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #183 on: May 1, 2017, 10:33:38 am »
Mattias Asper, Matthias Sammer, Matias Suarez, Matthias Ginter, Mattias Svensson.

No regard to position as there aren't many good ones with my name over time. If I could go with Matt or Matthew, which is the English version of my name it would be a bit different.
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #184 on: May 2, 2017, 09:14:18 pm »
Matt Murray (GK)
Matt Le Tissier
Stanley Matthews (C)
Mats Hummels
Matthew Etherington

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #185 on: May 2, 2017, 09:38:28 pm »
                             Keeper?

              Roberto Carlos   Roberto Ayala

                          Roberto Firimo 

                         Roberto Baggio

Not to shabby that.
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #186 on: May 2, 2017, 10:07:14 pm »
GK:
DF: Terry Butcher
DF: John Terry
MF: Terry Venables
FW: Thierry Henry


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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #187 on: May 2, 2017, 10:12:13 pm »
                             Keeper?

              Roberto Carlos   Roberto Ayala

                          Roberto Firimo 

                         Roberto Baggio

Not to shabby that.

Bob Bolder in goal?

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #188 on: May 2, 2017, 10:15:47 pm »
Alastair... can't name one.  ;D

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #189 on: May 2, 2017, 10:36:28 pm »
Alastair... can't name one.  ;D

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #190 on: May 2, 2017, 11:03:26 pm »
Alastair Cook in goal, at least he can catch!

Alistair McGowan as David Beckham.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #191 on: May 2, 2017, 11:03:52 pm »
                             Keeper?

              Roberto Carlos   Roberto Ayala

                          Roberto Firimo 

                         Roberto Baggio

Not to shabby that.

GK: Roberto Abbondanzieri

Managed to get an all LFC team, sort of. :D


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                      Rob Jones         Bob Paisley
                                  Roberto Firmino
                               Robbie Fowler
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #192 on: May 2, 2017, 11:11:26 pm »
Alistair McGowan as David Beckham.

5 a side is all about running so stick Alastair Brownlee in midfield.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #193 on: May 3, 2017, 12:26:57 am »
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #194 on: May 5, 2017, 12:57:34 pm »
Paul Cooper
Paolo Maldini
Paulo Ganso or Paul Scholes
Pablo Dybala
Paolo Rossi

Great team that .

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #195 on: May 5, 2017, 02:24:24 pm »
5 a side is all about running so stick Alastair Brownlee in midfield.

If we're going for other sports stick Alasdair Dickinson and Ali Price in there as well.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #196 on: May 9, 2017, 05:03:08 am »
Peter Schmeichal

Peter Withe   Peter Barnes

Peter Beardsley Peter Crouch

Good team that.

Same for me, but might add in Martin Peters, Peter Bonetti and Peter Thompson.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #197 on: May 9, 2017, 05:48:56 am »
Adam Bogdan/Adam Federici (Or Antonio Adan if we get surnames in)

Adam Barrett

Adem Ljajic   Adam Lallana

Adam Le Fondre

Subs:  Adam Smith, Adam Hammill

Had to look up some of these.  ;D
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #198 on: May 9, 2017, 06:48:21 am »
Don't think I can make a five a side team...
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #199 on: May 9, 2017, 07:31:03 am »
Don't think I can make a five a side team...

Me neither, you're too old.
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