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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. MSNBC have his Tax Returns 2am GMT
« Reply #23680 on: March 15, 2017, 06:41:45 AM »
Supposed 3m illegal voters, Flynn-Russian links, Obama 'wire-tapping', CBO Report on Republican Health Care Plan, etc.




Maddow bought this hook, line and sinker. She got handed info on something that happened 12 years ago. In a year where he paid $38m in tax (probably his best year ever), which to his base shows he contributed more than most major companies on a $ earned basis.

The story the White House are focusing on is illegal leaks yet again and all of these others stories get pushed to the back yet again.
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. MSNBC have his Tax Returns 2am GMT
« Reply #23681 on: March 15, 2017, 06:48:42 AM »
Hmm..

Does it not strike people as convenient that this is the client copy?

Very fishy..
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. MSNBC have his Tax Returns 2am GMT
« Reply #23682 on: March 15, 2017, 07:20:41 AM »
Hmm..

Does it not strike people as convenient that this is the client copy?

Very fishy..

Or that the White House just happened to have a response drawn up and issued before Maddow got on TV.
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. MSNBC have his Tax Returns 2am GMT
« Reply #23683 on: March 15, 2017, 07:33:32 AM »
Or that the White House just happened to have a response drawn up and issued before Maddow got on TV.

To be fair, Maddow helped to let that happen by jumping up and down and telling everyone she had tax returns, and then waiting a couple of hours to release it.

Mind you, I'm fairly sure she only said she had tax returns. She didn't say which tax returns she had, and yet the administration knew. Very fishy.

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23684 on: March 15, 2017, 08:37:40 AM »
I took them a year or more to come up with a Tax Return (a section of the client copy) from 12 YEARS AGO, that looks favourable to Trump.

Nothing Fishy there then.

Where are the current, full tax returns. Why aren't they being leaked?
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23685 on: March 15, 2017, 10:47:11 AM »
Maddow looks a little silly right now, but one might in a perfect world guess that she's playing a long game, and that they either have more documents or know they can get them. In that case, Trump's team has essentially set her up as a reliable source by confirming that what she released was real.

Of course, that's a perfect world. It probably is just a squirrel!
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23686 on: March 15, 2017, 10:58:37 AM »
Maddow looks a little silly right now, but one might in a perfect world guess that she's playing a long game, and that they either have more documents or know they can get them. In that case, Trump's team has essentially set her up as a reliable source by confirming that what she released was real.

Of course, that's a perfect world. It probably is just a squirrel!

The modern day public doesn't have the attention span for the 'long game'. New news is all about short term bursts of info (whether correct or not). To Trump and his base she came off as having no more information then they publicly admitted to. The only point of difference is his camp are suggesting it was gained illegally and therefore supports their claim that the media is corrupt.
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23687 on: March 15, 2017, 11:14:55 AM »
 Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 11m11 minutes ago

Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!


From the man who said "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters"

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23688 on: March 15, 2017, 11:15:35 AM »
Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 11m11 minutes ago

Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!


This one can't be real. Surely?
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23689 on: March 15, 2017, 11:16:46 AM »
This one can't be real. Surely?

Yes just tweeted it.

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23690 on: March 15, 2017, 11:17:54 AM »
Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 11m11 minutes ago

Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!


From the man who said "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters"

But Snoop did in inverted commas. ::)

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23691 on: March 15, 2017, 11:18:32 AM »
Hes also got another re-election rally today.

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23692 on: March 15, 2017, 11:20:46 AM »
But Snoop did in inverted commas. ::)

Because he has said that does it now mean he has to be arrested?

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23693 on: March 15, 2017, 11:29:00 AM »
Because he has said that does it now mean he has to be arrested?



Technically, Snoop could say he was trying to kill Alec Baldwin.  ::)
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23694 on: March 15, 2017, 02:27:09 PM »
At first glance it looks like Bannon may have played Maddow.  Let's see.
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23695 on: March 15, 2017, 03:29:29 PM »
At first glance it looks like Bannon may have played Maddow.  Let's see.

By reminding everyone that Trump hasn't actually released his tax returns?
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23696 on: March 15, 2017, 03:53:52 PM »
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Sessions in prepared remarks today also calls marijuana a "life-wrecking dependency...thatís only slightly less awful" than heroin.

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23697 on: March 15, 2017, 04:22:13 PM »
Beth Reinhard‏Verified account @bethreinhard 46m46 minutes ago

Sessions in prepared remarks today also calls marijuana a "life-wrecking dependency...thatís only slightly less awful" than heroin.


Indeed. I've heard it's right up there with Cake.

By the way, Sessions and the GOP never shut the fuck up about States Rights when it suits them.  I don't suppose he'd ever allow the states to make their own decisions about drug laws?
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23698 on: March 15, 2017, 04:22:15 PM »
Beth Reinhard‏Verified account @bethreinhard 46m46 minutes ago

Sessions in prepared remarks today also calls marijuana a "life-wrecking dependency...thatís only slightly less awful" than heroin.

Yeah, I mean, my life is totally wrecked, and all my mates that I knew as a late teen have wrecked their lives too  ;D

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23699 on: March 15, 2017, 05:01:29 PM »
Beth Reinhard‏Verified account @bethreinhard 46m46 minutes ago

Sessions in prepared remarks today also calls marijuana a "life-wrecking dependency...thatís only slightly less awful" than heroin.

Yeah Obama totally wrecked his life.

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23700 on: March 15, 2017, 05:08:29 PM »
I think his tactics are working, I've lost the will to come into this thread as often as I did to find out the bigliest shit storm he's thrown up.
Some of his policies may actually make it through as people lose the capacity to keep fighting his ridiculousness.
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23701 on: March 15, 2017, 05:31:37 PM »
Beth Reinhard‏Verified account @bethreinhard 46m46 minutes ago

Sessions in prepared remarks today also calls marijuana a "life-wrecking dependency...that’s only slightly less awful" than heroin.


America has a much bigger problem with sugar and starch than weed and hash.
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23702 on: March 15, 2017, 05:32:24 PM »
America has a much bigger problem with sugar and starch than weed and hash.

And prescription drugs.

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23703 on: March 15, 2017, 05:34:26 PM »
And guns.

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23704 on: March 15, 2017, 05:34:44 PM »
And healthcare coverage.

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23705 on: March 15, 2017, 05:44:47 PM »
Indeed. I've heard it's right up there with Cake.

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23706 on: March 15, 2017, 05:56:40 PM »
Remind me which part of the tax return relates to Russia?
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23707 on: March 15, 2017, 05:57:53 PM »
I think his tactics are working, I've lost the will to come into this thread as often as I did to find out the bigliest shit storm he's thrown up.
Some of his policies may actually make it through as people lose the capacity to keep fighting his ridiculousness.

Agree. All the nonsense drains you of energy. Trump is a hopeless case. I hope they find a way to lock him up.

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23708 on: March 15, 2017, 06:15:04 PM »
I think his tactics are working, I've lost the will to come into this thread as often as I did to find out the bigliest shit storm he's thrown up.
Some of his policies may actually make it through as people lose the capacity to keep fighting his ridiculousness.

Probably time to verse up on https://www.amazon.com/Time-Get-Tough-America-Great/dp/1621574954 (effectively his blueprint for his agenda)

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23709 on: March 15, 2017, 06:44:08 PM »
By reminding everyone that Trump hasn't actually released his tax returns?
By releasing a portion of the only one where he actually paid anything.
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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23710 on: March 15, 2017, 06:50:32 PM »
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Sessions in prepared remarks today also calls marijuana a "life-wrecking dependency...thatís only slightly less awful" than heroin.

Here's the full quote. I despair.

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In a speech to the officials, which focused on ways to combat violent crime, Sessions said one of the steps to improve public safety is to ensure citizens don't start taking drugs in the first place.

"I realize this may be an unfashionable belief in a time of growing tolerance of drug use.  But too many lives are at stake to worry about being fashionable.  I reject the idea that America will be a better place if marijuana is sold in every corner store," the attorney general said. "And I am astonished to hear people suggest that we can solve our heroin crisis by legalizing marijuana - so people can trade one life-wrecking dependency for another that's only slightly less awful.  Our nation needs to say clearly once again that using drugs will destroy your life."

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23711 on: March 15, 2017, 07:04:18 PM »
Here's the full quote. I despair.


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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23712 on: March 15, 2017, 07:48:16 PM »
Going to Mar a lago this weekend for the fifth time in almost 2 months as president.

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« Reply #23713 on: March 15, 2017, 07:49:24 PM »
Going to Mar a lago this weekend for the fifth time in almost 2 months as president.

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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23716 on: March 15, 2017, 07:56:11 PM »
:lmao

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« Reply #23717 on: March 15, 2017, 08:07:46 PM »
To be fair to KA, there is such a thing as a microwave camera . . .

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Maybe not quite what she had in mind.


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« Reply #23718 on: March 15, 2017, 08:13:41 PM »

Maybe not quite what she had in mind.



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Re: The Malevolent Orange Ball of Gas. Squirrel!
« Reply #23719 on: March 15, 2017, 08:36:16 PM »
Going to Mar a lago this weekend for the fifth time in almost 2 months as president.
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