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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #38400 on: March 19, 2016, 04:51:00 pm »
I was having a non-porn related tidy up of my hard drive and I found a bunch of the stuff I made early on for this thread.  I am beginning to wonder whether I had a mental breakdown of some sort a few years ago, it is the only logical explanation for the gif I made of a Liverpool FC talent show hosted by a cat with Art Garfunkel's hair....
As long as you didn't cut off any ears.

You probably had something else important you should have been doing. That's when I end up doing daft Photoshops.

Time for a comeback Art? After all, the thread is named after you...

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« Reply #38401 on: March 19, 2016, 05:10:19 pm »

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #38402 on: March 20, 2016, 12:52:21 am »
I was having a non-porn related tidy up of my hard drive and I found a bunch of the stuff I made early on for this thread.  I am beginning to wonder whether I had a mental breakdown of some sort a few years ago, it is the only logical explanation for the gif I made of a Liverpool FC talent show hosted by a cat with Art Garfunkel's hair....

Proof, or it never happened Art! ;D

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« Reply #38403 on: March 20, 2016, 09:17:42 am »
There must be something can be done with this . . .

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« Reply #38404 on: March 20, 2016, 10:47:19 am »
You probably had something else important you should have been doing. That's when I end up doing daft Photoshops.
Almost certainly!

Time for a comeback Art? After all, the thread is named after you...
You never know...
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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #38405 on: March 20, 2016, 10:48:31 am »
Proof, or it never happened Art! ;D
I stand corrected...this was definitely the weirdest thing I made!!
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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #38406 on: March 21, 2016, 01:02:24 pm »
cnn.com juxtaposition (Or is that Rooney?): http://imgur.com/1ii4IJ9

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #38407 on: March 22, 2016, 10:46:24 am »
Einstein’s Formula

The mass-energy relation states that the universal proportionality factor between equivalent amounts of energy and mass is equal to the speed of light squared.
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« Reply #38408 on: March 22, 2016, 12:51:40 pm »

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« Reply #38409 on: March 22, 2016, 08:54:09 pm »
Close enough...
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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #38410 on: March 22, 2016, 08:55:58 pm »


That's a great photoshop job. Looks real too!

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« Reply #38411 on: March 22, 2016, 10:54:11 pm »
That's a great photoshop job. Looks real too!

 ;D

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #38412 on: March 23, 2016, 12:01:57 am »
Einstein’s Formula

The mass-energy relation states that the universal proportionality factor between equivalent amounts of energy and mass is equal to the speed of light squared.
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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #38413 on: March 23, 2016, 01:24:01 am »
Einstein’s Formula

The mass-energy relation states that the universal proportionality factor between equivalent amounts of energy and mass is equal to the speed of light squared.
Super! Maybe worth the though of replacing "=" with ">>" as an indication of Can having much higher energy?
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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #38414 on: March 23, 2016, 01:33:11 am »


Is there an emoji for "Speechless yet Hysterical?"


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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #38415 on: March 23, 2016, 02:18:58 am »
What came first ?

I thought it was a yolk
« Last Edit: March 23, 2016, 02:21:39 am by KopThat »

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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #38416 on: March 23, 2016, 06:42:20 am »


Does anybody see the irony of a chicken magazine doing a special on Hellmann's Mayonnaise?
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Re: Art Vandelay's Photoshop Thread.. and other wizards too!
« Reply #38417 on: March 23, 2016, 07:56:43 am »
That's a great photoshop job. Looks real too!

Eggcellent photoshop!

This could run...

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« Reply #38418 on: March 23, 2016, 10:17:09 am »
Eggcellent photoshop!

This could run...

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« Reply #38419 on: March 23, 2016, 11:12:26 am »

:lmao :lmao :lmao
This nearly killed me. Eyes are streaming!
It's like 'that crap joke' that slays you, that you then tell someone else and get tumbleweeds

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« Reply #38420 on: March 23, 2016, 11:16:46 am »
:lmao :lmao :lmao
This nearly killed me. Eyes are streaming!
It's like 'that crap joke' that slays you, that you then tell someone else and get tumbleweeds
Wrote it myself,an if you add his voice to it,it gives it a lovely finish xx

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« Reply #38421 on: March 23, 2016, 11:22:39 am »
Wrote it myself,an if you add his voice to it,it gives it a lovely finish xx
Yep, exactly what I did in my head before my eyes started watering

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« Reply #38422 on: March 23, 2016, 01:58:25 pm »

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« Reply #38424 on: March 23, 2016, 05:22:30 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao
This nearly killed me. Eyes are streaming!
It's like 'that crap joke' that slays you, that you then tell someone else and get tumbleweeds

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« Reply #38426 on: March 25, 2016, 01:56:40 pm »








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« Reply #38427 on: March 25, 2016, 07:30:07 pm »
 :lmao

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« Reply #38429 on: March 25, 2016, 11:03:26 pm »
Oh my :lmao :lmao

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« Reply #38430 on: March 26, 2016, 01:54:25 pm »
Rooney back in training then?

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« Reply #38431 on: March 26, 2016, 07:38:14 pm »
:lmao

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« Reply #38433 on: March 27, 2016, 08:39:36 pm »
CD you're a fucking artist, don't you ever change buddy ;D ;D ;D :wave

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« Reply #38434 on: March 28, 2016, 03:35:19 pm »
Oh god. These last ones.. On fire there Capon!
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« Reply #38435 on: March 28, 2016, 05:56:40 pm »
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« Reply #38437 on: March 28, 2016, 09:00:56 pm »
Send some of those pictures to Joe, I reckon he'll fecking love em!!

They are very good  :lmao

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« Reply #38438 on: March 28, 2016, 10:42:58 pm »
Sheriff! :lmao
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