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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10480 on: February 16, 2014, 03:54:31 pm »
We don't do all that singing and flag waving bollocks, leave that to The Shite.

Unless it's a big game we find it hard to motivate ourselves, it's the price of being a big, successful club. Most of our fans have seen it all.

Is that one a genuine quote?

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10481 on: February 16, 2014, 03:55:10 pm »
We don't do all that singing and flag waving bollocks, leave that to The Shite.

Unless it's a big game we find it hard to motivate ourselves, it's the price of being a big, successful club. Most of our fans have seen it all.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10482 on: February 16, 2014, 03:56:50 pm »
We don't do all that singing and flag waving bollocks, leave that to The Shite.

Unless it's a big game we find it hard to motivate ourselves, it's the price of being a big, successful club. Most of our fans have seen it all.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10484 on: February 16, 2014, 05:02:40 pm »
We don't do all that singing and flag waving bollocks, leave that to The Shite.

Unless it's a big game we find it hard to motivate ourselves, it's the price of being a big, successful club. Most of our fans have seen it all.

 :lmao
He's not wrong, they have seen it all, they've seen us and other clubs win all kinds for years on tv.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10485 on: February 16, 2014, 06:22:29 pm »
Looks like the nobheads have just won the "Going one round further than the red shite in the FA Cup, Cup". Congrats lads, one for the grand kids.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10486 on: February 16, 2014, 06:25:39 pm »
I'm sure Everton will go there and show us how its done.

They will lose much better than us.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10487 on: February 16, 2014, 06:32:01 pm »
I'm sure Everton will go there and show us how its done.

They will lose much better than us.

They will lose. ;D

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10488 on: February 16, 2014, 06:38:46 pm »
I'm sure Everton will go there and show us how its done.

They will lose much better than us.

That's what's so great about being an Everton fan. Instead of winning, you can win without winning.
'Despite their  cup pedigree - since they've returned to the top flight in 1962 - Everton have, after today's results, once again gone further in the FA Cup than their much vaunted neighbours. For the record it's Everton 23 Liverpool 22  and 7 ties in 52 seasons'

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10489 on: February 16, 2014, 07:07:29 pm »
That's what's so great about being an Everton fan. Instead of winning, you can win without winning.

Which always makes them losers.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10490 on: February 16, 2014, 07:30:38 pm »
I'm sure Everton will go there and show us how its done.

They will lose much better than us.
Looking forward to them putting on a Barcelonaesque performance at the Emirates again.


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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10491 on: February 16, 2014, 07:34:38 pm »
Looking forward to them putting on a Barcelonaesque performance at the Emirates again.

As long as they get another draw and force a replay, I will be satisfied.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10492 on: February 16, 2014, 07:36:08 pm »
Arsenal must be bricking themselves, with Everton being ''The peoples favourites'' and all

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10493 on: February 16, 2014, 07:44:15 pm »
As long as they get another draw and force a replay, I will be satisfied.
Aye I'd be happy with that as well, but they have to lose the replay though.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10494 on: February 16, 2014, 07:56:57 pm »
They got away with one there. Another humiliation at our place was on the cards.

Anyway Arsenal will knock them out, and they'll be left to scrap it out for 6th with the mancs.

Oh to be a blueshite.....

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10495 on: February 16, 2014, 07:57:19 pm »
Absolutely HUGE sigh of relief from the blue half of Merseyside tonight.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10496 on: February 16, 2014, 07:58:43 pm »
I think the bitters were shitting themselves more than Arsenal fans did in the last 20-30 minutes today.

They dodged another Anfield demolition.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10497 on: February 16, 2014, 08:14:09 pm »
I can see them now..

"Our cup run damaged our CL aspirations"
That right peg hits it and you see the future arc of the ball and time goes al gluey like a Dali painting, and for a second there's a 20yr old StevenGerrard and your young self cheering him on through the prism. His big smile fades in an the net is shivering and J.Hart's trying not to look grateful for the privilege of being that close to greatness

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10498 on: February 16, 2014, 08:14:27 pm »
Absolutely HUGE sigh of relief from the blue half of Merseyside tonight.

Honestly expected them to want us to win so they could try and set the record straight at Anfield. Instead I've seen a lot of them made up we are out and buzzing because we got fucked over by Webb.

Strange lot.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10499 on: February 16, 2014, 08:17:34 pm »
Honestly expected them to want us to win so they could try and set the record straight at Anfield. Instead I've seen a lot of them made up we are out and buzzing because we got fucked over by Webb.

Strange lot.

Nah, the thought of us stopping them from winning the FA Cup would've sent a lot of them over the edge.

They're happy we're out  and they're happy we aren't going to get the chance to knock them out.

There will be some massive celebrations in Wrexham and Rhyl tonight.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10500 on: February 16, 2014, 08:46:35 pm »
We don't do all that singing and flag waving bollocks, leave that to The Shite.

Unless it's a big game we find it hard to motivate ourselves, it's the price of being a big, successful club. Most of our fans have seen it all.

 :lmao

I know they are the most massively deluded set of dickheads in the modern era but I refuse, absolutely categorically fucking refuse, to believe the gimp who wrote that isn't on a massive fucking piss-take.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10501 on: February 16, 2014, 09:01:19 pm »
They haven't seen fuck all. :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10502 on: February 16, 2014, 09:26:24 pm »
I know they are the most massively deluded set of dickheads in the modern era but I refuse, absolutely categorically fucking refuse, to believe the gimp who wrote that isn't on a massive fucking piss-take.

 :lmao
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10503 on: February 16, 2014, 09:29:00 pm »
It's full of gimps on GOT. ;D

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10504 on: February 16, 2014, 10:17:33 pm »
I felt sorry for a little lad caught on TV at the Everton game. As if it's not bad enough being ginger and wearing glasses, his dad has made him a blue nose, cementing the poor little fucker into a life of misery. What a bastard!

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10505 on: February 16, 2014, 10:43:56 pm »
I felt sorry for a little lad caught on TV at the Everton game. As if it's not bad enough being ginger and wearing glasses, his dad has made him a blue nose, cementing the poor little fucker into a life of misery. What a bastard!

if his dad was a real fucker he'd make him a man united fan like

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10506 on: February 16, 2014, 11:01:18 pm »
We don't do all that singing and flag waving bollocks, leave that to The Shite.

Unless it's a big game we find it hard to motivate ourselves, it's the price of being a big, successful club. Most of our fans have seen it all.

 :lmao

surely that's not serious :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10507 on: February 16, 2014, 11:20:27 pm »
surely that's not serious :lmao

Oh, they are deadly serious on there.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10508 on: February 17, 2014, 12:28:34 am »
Here's a belter from GOT:

'Despite their apparent cup pedigree - since they've returned to the top flight in 1962 - Everton have, after today's results, once again gone further in the FA Cup than their much vaunted neighbours. For the record it's Everton 23 Liverpool 22 and 7 ties in the 52 seasons from 1962-63.'

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10509 on: February 17, 2014, 12:29:33 am »
Here's a belter from GOT:

'Despite their apparent cup pedigree - since they've returned to the top flight in 1962 - Everton have, after today's results, once again gone further in the FA Cup than their much vaunted neighbours. For the record it's Everton 23 Liverpool 22 and 7 ties in the 52 seasons from 1962-63.'

Brilliant. You can go further in the FA Cup without winning it, and can still be winners

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10510 on: February 17, 2014, 12:31:51 am »
Here's a belter from GOT:

'Despite their apparent cup pedigree - since they've returned to the top flight in 1962 - Everton have, after today's results, once again gone further in the FA Cup than their much vaunted neighbours. For the record it's Everton 23 Liverpool 22 and 7 ties in the 52 seasons from 1962-63.'

Clutching at straws. :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10511 on: February 17, 2014, 12:36:16 am »
Here's a belter from GOT:

'Despite their apparent cup pedigree - since they've returned to the top flight in 1962 - Everton have, after today's results, once again gone further in the FA Cup than their much vaunted neighbours. For the record it's Everton 23 Liverpool 22 and 7 ties in the 52 seasons from 1962-63.'

 :lmao  :lmao

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« Reply #10512 on: February 17, 2014, 12:37:19 am »
Here's a belter from GOT:

'Despite their apparent cup pedigree - since they've returned to the top flight in 1962 - Everton have, after today's results, once again gone further in the FA Cup than their much vaunted neighbours. For the record it's Everton 23 Liverpool 22 and 7 ties in the 52 seasons from 1962-63.'

No, just fucking no, that poster cannot be fucking serious :lmao :lmao

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10513 on: February 17, 2014, 12:37:29 am »
So we've won it more times than they have but they are the real winners? Winning without winning again I see.
Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10514 on: February 17, 2014, 12:38:01 am »
So we've won it more times than they have but they are the real winners? Winning without winning again I see.

The David Moyes legacy in full effect!

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10515 on: February 17, 2014, 12:41:41 am »
The David Moyes legacy in full effect!

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10516 on: February 17, 2014, 12:47:39 am »
You don't need to win the cup more than another team to be considered more successful. 'Kinell.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10517 on: February 17, 2014, 12:58:37 am »
You don't need to win the cup more than another team to be considered more successful. 'Kinell.

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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10518 on: February 17, 2014, 01:06:40 am »
Winning is a state of mind. In order to win, one need not actually win but one should certainly believe they are winning. - David Moyes 2014 A.D. - philosopher and poet.
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Re: General Everton Discussion Thread
« Reply #10519 on: February 17, 2014, 01:37:52 am »
Here's a belter from GOT:

'Despite their apparent cup pedigree - since they've returned to the top flight in 1962 - Everton have, after today's results, once again gone further in the FA Cup than their much vaunted neighbours. For the record it's Everton 23 Liverpool 22 and 7 ties in the 52 seasons from 1962-63.'

I just... I mean... I can't... What the fucking fuck?

That has got to be someone taking the piss, surely? Someone have a look at the post and see if it is a proper bitter for me please because I just can't believe it is. I think it's Mad Max on there on the fucking piss take. Them winning 3 FA Cups to our winning 7 is a better record?? And in two of those seven, we twatted them in the final? I'm sure some of you are just making this up. Or they're more fucking deluded on there than the most deluded man in Deludesville.
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