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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #400 on: April 19, 2014, 09:07:07 pm »

I've just started downing some Scotch to soothe my nerves and it is only 4 in the afternoon here.
I am so shitting it, I thought you were saying Stuart Downing was playing for us again.  :butt
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #401 on: April 19, 2014, 09:22:31 pm »
I just can't get out of my head the thought of Gerrard missing a penalty against Newcastle to cost us the title

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #402 on: April 19, 2014, 09:24:50 pm »
I just can't get out of my head the thought of Gerrard missing a penalty against Newcastle to cost us the title
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #403 on: April 19, 2014, 09:26:24 pm »
If we lose it from here, we'll never live it down. This does not fucking slip now will become our "I would love it" moment.

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #404 on: April 19, 2014, 09:29:07 pm »
If we lose it from here, we'll never live it down. This does not fucking slip now will become our "I would love it" moment.

Shitting it.
That thought has crossed my mind Brentie. We just can't let this happen ,just cant.

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #405 on: April 19, 2014, 09:31:51 pm »
That thought has crossed my mind Brentie. We just can't let this happen ,just cant.

If we don't win it now, I don't think I'll ever believe we will. EVER.
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #406 on: April 19, 2014, 10:01:27 pm »
Was a nice day today.

Went out and played 18 holes about 4 o'clock. Finished up, got in the car, heard on the radio Chelsea were beat. I just had it down as three points to them.

I don't need this thread anymore.

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #407 on: April 19, 2014, 10:11:16 pm »
If we lose it from here, we'll never live it down. This does not fucking slip now will become our "I would love it" moment.

Shitting it.


Was thinking similar...
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #408 on: April 20, 2014, 12:07:33 am »
I think we can do it

but I'm really concerned that 1 loss and city can win it on goal difference... that will be absolutely sickening. Would feel much happier if palace and Everton can take something off them,  please.

better still, let me calm down, we just win the 4, and everyone's happy :)

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #409 on: April 20, 2014, 12:18:24 am »
I just can't get out of my head the thought of Gerrard missing a penalty against Newcastle to cost us the title
Thank fuck we won't have that kind of stress next season when Fabio's back and banging in our penalties for fun.   ;)
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #410 on: April 20, 2014, 12:25:35 am »
I think I'm going nuts now. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #411 on: April 20, 2014, 12:34:40 am »
Whether you win 1 game in a row or 21, you only win one at once! Of course in football a long winning run in a competitive league is tough, luck comes into sometimes but ultimately if we keep playing well, we keep winning. I see every reason for us to believe we'll keep playing well until Brendan decides to go manage elsewhere (in 2025 or so).
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #412 on: April 20, 2014, 12:36:28 am »
Needed about 3 double shots of whisky to calm myself in the second half of the game today.

God knows what I'll be like tomorrow.

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #413 on: April 20, 2014, 12:37:25 am »
Okay - just remember, today is the tomorrow you were freaking out about yesterday.  ;D

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #414 on: April 20, 2014, 02:57:50 am »
Okay - just remember, today is the tomorrow you were freaking out about yesterday.  ;D
Well thanks a lot, that really helps? been up all night thinking its still same day and now you go and
ruin it!!! OMG...  only 9hrs to go... cant sleep!!!!!
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #415 on: April 20, 2014, 03:08:33 am »
would be typical not to take advantage after Chelsea have lost. 9 hours to go now.

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #416 on: April 20, 2014, 03:18:20 am »
Does anybody think fans of rival teams are shitting it as much, or even more?

Just a thought.

Of course they are.
I love all this pressure on Liverpool stuff, what bloody pressure? We finished 7th and top 4 would have been a big improvement. We're sailing through "even if we fail it's still been a ripper season" territory.

And on one hand, you've got Oil Baron FC, if you don't win any silverware they'll just buy another mercenary and you'll be on your backside.
On the other, you're managed by the ball boy botherer who sets you up to play rigid boring football and if you're a striker has basically called you sh*t to press.

Pressure, bucket loads of it if you're City or Chelsea player.

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #417 on: April 20, 2014, 04:03:07 am »
would be typical not to take advantage after Chelsea have lost. 9 hours to go now.
these type of comments don't belong here man. you are too positive.
8hrs to go so don't bloody lie and tell lies!
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #418 on: April 20, 2014, 10:35:19 am »
If we don't win it now, I don't think I'll ever believe we will. EVER.
That might be next seasons topic for the shithouse thread ;D

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #419 on: April 20, 2014, 10:45:22 am »
Fucks sake! Just put Talk Sport on and the first thing I hear is. When was the last time Norwich beat Liverpool? 1994.  Well that's well and truly put the mockers on it. 
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #420 on: April 20, 2014, 10:47:48 am »
Feel Sick... here we go again

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #421 on: April 20, 2014, 10:59:55 am »
Fucking shitting myself, Redmond and Snodgrass (and Fer, Hooper, Wolfswinkel) has talent to cause problems.

Why did Norwich have to be fighting for their lives :(
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #422 on: April 20, 2014, 11:23:59 am »
Fucks sake! Just put Talk Sport on and the first thing I hear is. When was the last time Norwich beat Liverpool? 1994.  Well that's well and truly put the mockers on it. 
My own fault for listening to that shite.
And you just had to share that info with us didn't you :D


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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #423 on: April 20, 2014, 11:27:31 am »
The time is drawing near. I feel sick and my arse is twitching.
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #424 on: April 20, 2014, 11:30:36 am »
Cold shivers, teeth chattering.
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #425 on: April 20, 2014, 11:31:57 am »
Shaking already. This run in will be the death of me.

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #426 on: April 20, 2014, 11:42:47 am »
First post in this thread.  Time to go pace around the room some more.
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #427 on: April 20, 2014, 11:44:44 am »
"The socialism I believe in is everybody working for the same goal and everybody having a share in the rewards. That's how I see football, that's how I see life."

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #428 on: April 20, 2014, 12:05:12 pm »
Norwich, 4 more games.

Imagine the very game that will determine if everything done throughout the entire season results in glorious jubilation or heartbreaking disappointment.

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #429 on: April 20, 2014, 01:45:16 pm »
Think I'll just stay in here for the next 10-15 mins...  :-\
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« Reply #430 on: April 20, 2014, 01:48:41 pm »
Think I'll just stay in here for the next 10-15 mins...  :-\

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #431 on: April 20, 2014, 01:53:02 pm »
Think I may be taking up permanent residence in here.
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #432 on: April 20, 2014, 01:53:33 pm »
Fuck
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #433 on: April 20, 2014, 01:53:47 pm »
Fuck me that was nerve racking.
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #434 on: April 20, 2014, 01:54:22 pm »
Thats it... I've stunk the joint... Can't we ever win at a canter?....Pheeeeeeeewwwwwwwww...


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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #435 on: April 20, 2014, 01:54:26 pm »
Was totally bricking it that last 20 minutes. :-/

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #436 on: April 20, 2014, 01:55:19 pm »
Anyone who wasn't crapping it in that 2nd half is talking shite.

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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #437 on: April 20, 2014, 01:55:54 pm »
Anyone who wasn't crapping it in that 2nd half is talking shite.
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Re: The Shithouse Thread
« Reply #438 on: April 20, 2014, 01:56:00 pm »
Ashamed to admit I had to turn it off. Can't take this shit.

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