Author Topic: The Shithouse Thread (Read 115662 times)

Reds Flag · « **Reply #200 on:** April 13, 2014, 02:39:16 pm »

45 minutes of abject terror coming up...

Thé_Ḓárk_P̌áşşéngér · « **Reply #201 on:** April 13, 2014, 03:33:41 pm »

I'll admit, I bottled it second half and turned off my stream. Fuck, I can't wait for MOTD tonight.

Motty · « **Reply #202 on:** April 13, 2014, 03:40:22 pm »

Hi my name's Craig and I am a shithouse.

Kadian · « **Reply #203 on:** April 13, 2014, 03:40:56 pm »

This is too much. Too much.

I can't take this.

Trotterwatch · « **Reply #204 on:** April 13, 2014, 03:43:18 pm »

Was far too anxious to watch the 2nd half past their goal! I kept on refreshing the comms thread whilst bricking it each and every time. Proud of the team.

TheCharlatan · « **Reply #205 on:** April 13, 2014, 03:43:33 pm »

Think this thread should be stickied after that game

Reds Flag · « **Reply #206 on:** April 13, 2014, 03:56:10 pm »

Proud of myself...I didn't run and hide in the toilet, though the urge was overwhelming at 2-1 then 3-2

Fecking hell, my poor poor heart/stomach! BUT WHAT A BLOODY RESULT LADS, GET IN!!!!

gamble · « **Reply #207 on:** April 13, 2014, 03:58:13 pm »

I was honestly going to puke at one point. You would think a two goal lead would be enough...!!

Reds Flag · « **Reply #208 on:** April 13, 2014, 04:04:09 pm »

Quote from: gamble on April 13, 2014, 03:58:13 pm

I was honestly going to puke at one point. You would think a two goal lead would be enough...!!

What happened to us with their comeback is what I'm convinced is going to happen every time we have a 2-0 lead. This time however, it came true... Thank feck it's quite a rarity!!

Red Beret · « **Reply #209 on:** April 13, 2014, 04:06:26 pm »

Quote from: TheCharlatan on April 13, 2014, 03:43:33 pm

Think this thread should be stickied after that game

Think it's already sticky!

I couldn't watch the game. Was just hitting refresh in here. When I snuck downstairs for a cuppa I was just in time to hear Silva's second goal on the radio.

surfer. Fuck you generator. · « **Reply #210 on:** April 13, 2014, 04:10:38 pm »

Quote from: LFC Boy on April 13, 2014, 08:36:52 am

True. I think I will after all.

To be fair, I did watch the Everton FA Cup semi-final with him a couple of years back. That's a good sign, right? RIGHT?

Watched it with the family I hope

Jellies · « **Reply #211 on:** April 13, 2014, 04:11:33 pm »

Held my breath for thirty minutes I think. I should get a fucking medal.

HBAHFH · « **Reply #212 on:** April 13, 2014, 04:31:01 pm »

Quote from: TheCharlatan on April 13, 2014, 03:43:33 pm

Think this thread should be stickied after that game

Fuck that, this thread should be locked. Every shithouse should fuck their feelings and roar the team on for these last four games.

El Ninos Black Eye · « **Reply #213 on:** April 13, 2014, 05:40:45 pm »

Much calmer now. See you all in here next weekend

juan1001 · « **Reply #214 on:** April 13, 2014, 05:48:55 pm »

y'all can relax your sphincter for a couple of days now.

1892tillforever · « **Reply #215 on:** April 13, 2014, 05:50:18 pm »

Only went through 3 pairs of boxers during the match; getting brave I am

LFC Boy · « **Reply #216 on:** April 13, 2014, 06:45:47 pm »

Little update: I did invite my dad and younger brother.

My dad had chores he didn't make it but my brother (11 years old) got his first taste of what supporting Liverpool does to your heart!

LFC Boy · « **Reply #217 on:** April 13, 2014, 06:46:50 pm »

Quote from: surfer on April 13, 2014, 04:10:38 pm

Watched it with the family I hope

Posted the update before seeing this mate, read above. Shame my dad didn't make it.

Gus 1855 · « **Reply #218 on:** April 13, 2014, 06:47:37 pm »

I'm less confident now about winning the league than I was before the City game???

IndianRed · « **Reply #219 on:** April 13, 2014, 06:58:26 pm »

Something gave inside me after seeing Stevie cry at the end there. I cried for a full 3-4 mins after the match ended.

LFC are doing their goddamn best to make sure they shave a few years off my life this season. I get breathless just thinking of the title race. I try and block it out of mind till at least the Friday of the week but I just can't. I am enduring every remaining day of this exciting season. Only after it ends will I properly be able to appreciate the privileged position that we have been put in by the Tricky Reds.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #220 on:** April 13, 2014, 08:09:45 pm »

Quote from: Gus 1855 on April 13, 2014, 06:47:37 pm

I'm less confident now about winning the league than I was before the City game???

You're the ultimate shithouse.

Easy · « **Reply #221 on:** April 13, 2014, 08:13:59 pm »

Quote from: Impolite King Brian Blessed on April 13, 2014, 08:09:45 pm

You're the ultimate shithouse.

...or the ultimate shithouse on shithouse avenue in shithouseville. Some great shithousing going on here.

Wigan Red · « **Reply #222 on:** April 13, 2014, 08:20:53 pm »

Im an official shithouse after today. Turned away every time City had the ball in the last 10 minutes. And then threatened to walk out the ground and even started walking down the 305 steps until my mate grabbed me and said "your going fucking nowhere you soft twat"

Arcadian · « **Reply #223 on:** April 13, 2014, 08:23:06 pm »

Quote from: Wigan Red on April 13, 2014, 08:20:53 pm

Im an official shithouse after today. Turned away every time City had the ball in the last 10 minutes. And then threatened to walk out the ground and even started walking down the 305 steps until my mate grabbed me and said "your going fucking nowhere you soft twat"

:-)

Greyfox · « **Reply #224 on:** April 13, 2014, 08:26:35 pm »

Guts have been off today....That sweetcorn I had the other day...

Never agrees with me sweetcorn,

Sweetcorn, FFS....

Hesky · « **Reply #225 on:** April 13, 2014, 08:42:22 pm »

Quote from: ＣＨＯＰＰＥＲ on April 7, 2014, 09:59:43 am

Ulcers in me stomach
tra la la la la la
Ulcers in me stomach
tra la la la la la
Ulcers in me stomach
tra la la la la la
we're the biggest heart attack in the league
yes we are!

Emotional roller-coaster
Tra la la la la la
Emotional roller-coaster
Tra la la la la la
Emotional roller-coaster
Tra la la la la la
My nerves are fucking well shot
yes they are!

Went hospital last week, doc confirmed I do actually have stomach ulcers. If we win the league, it'll be worth it!

End Product · « **Reply #226 on:** April 13, 2014, 08:47:22 pm »

Fairly chilled, this team is special, only side i've felt, that if City scored in the 89th minute we could score in the 90th,they have that in them.

I only lose it if we get robbed like the west ham goal last weak. City's goals were good but the Silva chance was the one, he missed it, we took our chance, fine margins. Great game.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #227 on:** April 13, 2014, 09:28:38 pm »

You need to remember before a ball was kicked in August, fourth was a great expectation. This, now...it's gravy. If you can't enjoy this, now, no matter what happens, you've got no hope. There is no need to go into any game with fear. You are doing this team a disservice if you do so.

AndyMuller · « **Reply #228 on:** April 13, 2014, 09:32:04 pm »

Quote from: Impolite King Brian Blessed on April 13, 2014, 09:28:38 pm

You need to remember before a ball was kicked in August, fourth was a great expectation. This, now...it's gravy. If you can't enjoy this, now, no matter what happens, you've got no hope. There is no need to go into any game with fear. You are doing this team a disservice if you do so.

I echo this. Whatever happens from here is all a bonus to me because my highest expectation at the start of the season was 4th place. Rodgers has exceeded my expectations and done a fantastic job

LFC Boy · « **Reply #229 on:** April 13, 2014, 09:40:33 pm »

I decided that whenever I get shit scared I'll just play Gerrard's huddle speech video. Remarkable man.

goalspaytherent · « **Reply #230 on:** April 13, 2014, 09:44:49 pm »

Norwich will be tough and they are due a bit of luck against the reds ....i am a bird fancier who has a penchant for canaries, eagles and magpies ....they're my favourite birds ....sorry

ctyapt · « **Reply #231 on:** April 13, 2014, 10:04:11 pm »

Im fully paid up member of the shithouse club

shitting it before the match

shitting it at half time

shitting it in injury time

happy at the final whistle

now im shitting it about norwich

this is BOSS

wackojackouk · « **Reply #232 on:** April 13, 2014, 10:12:12 pm »

I am too an official shithouse. Watched on Sly today and ran to the shitter as I was shitting so much. Scared the fuck out of my three kids when we went 2 up and then again when Coutinho scored.

Jookie · « **Reply #233 on:** April 14, 2014, 01:07:11 pm »

This title run in is doing wonders for my garden. Looks immaculate after a good solid 2 hour stint working on it every week.

Brentieke · « **Reply #234 on:** April 14, 2014, 01:19:20 pm »

Fernando Torres scoring the goal that kills our 24 year title dream.

Shitting it.

Snail · « **Reply #235 on:** April 14, 2014, 01:37:58 pm »

Room for one more?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #236 on:** April 14, 2014, 01:42:27 pm »

Quote from: Brentie on April 14, 2014, 01:19:20 pm

Fernando Torres scoring the goal that kills our 24 year title dream.

Shitting it.

That's next week's issue. This week it's time to stress about Norwich and nothing else!

boots · « **Reply #237 on:** April 14, 2014, 01:46:14 pm »

I watched until kick off. Then I went and lay under my VW campervan and replaced the old fuel lines and covered myself in petrol as each line disintegrated as I touched it. I checked in at half time and at the final whistle. My heart was all the better for it, even though I had to remind myself to remove the roll up from the corner of my mouth whilst I had fuel pissing all over me.

I'm a shithouse and I smell of petrol.

Wigan Red · « **Reply #238 on:** April 14, 2014, 01:59:23 pm »

Quote from: Ｓｉａｎ on April 14, 2014, 01:37:58 pm

Room for one more?

Welcome to Whopper central.

Red Beret · « **Reply #239 on:** April 14, 2014, 02:11:50 pm »

Think the Fallout Shelter needs to be fitted with bigger bogs and TV screens in the cubicles.