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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #640 on: February 29, 2012, 08:15:43 pm »
Just out of curiosity, are you English living in Sweden or Swedish supporting England?
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #641 on: February 29, 2012, 08:15:45 pm »
Scott parker to do his man of the match interview wearing a monacle and cravatt on the back of a lion.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #642 on: February 29, 2012, 08:16:16 pm »
Brave as fuck.

What minute will he go down 'injured' only to valiantly battle on?

i think he'll go earlier than usual. maybe the wincing and limping will start at 57, with the first stoppage five minutes later

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #643 on: February 29, 2012, 08:16:23 pm »
they've been learning the Wood preservation society
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #644 on: February 29, 2012, 08:16:29 pm »
Lot of Dutch fans in here tonight I see... Glad to see you supporting your Country.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #645 on: February 29, 2012, 08:16:35 pm »
must be the first time england have been led out by a scot.

does that mean he leaves with the goalposts?

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #646 on: February 29, 2012, 08:16:36 pm »
Barry should just play centre-back, it's obvious that's what his heart's set on.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #647 on: February 29, 2012, 08:17:10 pm »
AHHAHAAH.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #648 on: February 29, 2012, 08:17:11 pm »
i think he'll go earlier than usual. maybe the wincing and limping will start at 57, with the first stoppage five minutes later

The wincing has already begun after that block mate. Im going for 43' for the first treatment.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #649 on: February 29, 2012, 08:17:50 pm »
I dont get how other people in the crowd dont try and kill those fuckheads, if I was there the very least I would do is to start singing shut the fuck up you fucking c*nts.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #650 on: February 29, 2012, 08:17:56 pm »
Such lack of penetration in that England midfield two. Tell you what will happen next. Gerrard will drop deeper and deeper to pick the ball up and tire out by the end.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #651 on: February 29, 2012, 08:18:40 pm »
I dont get how other people in the crowd dont try and kill those fuckheads, if I was there the very least I would do is to start singing shut the fuck up you fucking c*nts.

People who go to watch England games have voices?  :o
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #652 on: February 29, 2012, 08:18:47 pm »
Gerrard wants to go home I's say.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #653 on: February 29, 2012, 08:18:51 pm »
Such lack of penetration in that England midfield two. Tell you what will happen next. Gerrard will drop deeper and deeper to pick the ball up and tire out by the end.

With Bommel and De Jong, what do you expect? - England should be looking to get in behind their full backs.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #654 on: February 29, 2012, 08:19:23 pm »
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #655 on: February 29, 2012, 08:19:29 pm »
ANOTHER HEROIC BLOCK BY BRAVE SCOTTY SCOTT PARKER.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #656 on: February 29, 2012, 08:19:31 pm »
OH PARKER!!!!
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #657 on: February 29, 2012, 08:19:34 pm »
Well, Van Persie just fucked Smalling

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #658 on: February 29, 2012, 08:19:38 pm »
Parker to the rescue again.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #659 on: February 29, 2012, 08:19:38 pm »
MOTM block right there.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #660 on: February 29, 2012, 08:19:43 pm »
FANTASTIC BLOCK BY SCOTTY PARKER.  HERO.  "Captain in the manager's own image".

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #661 on: February 29, 2012, 08:19:46 pm »
BRAVE

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #662 on: February 29, 2012, 08:19:51 pm »
Three blocks. He's sewn up man of the match inside 20 minutes.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #663 on: February 29, 2012, 08:19:53 pm »
I wonder how many times we'll hear the words "Scott Parker" said in this game.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #664 on: February 29, 2012, 08:20:04 pm »
Brave Scotty Parker pulls back Sneijder right in front of the ref, stopping him from running forward.


That's what a Lionheart does. Bravely ignored by ITV too. Sniff.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #665 on: February 29, 2012, 08:20:13 pm »
I fucking detest England.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #666 on: February 29, 2012, 08:20:35 pm »
Seriously, what is wrong with them?



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Re: England v Netherlands
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #668 on: February 29, 2012, 08:21:01 pm »
Holland look quite threatening going forward, not surprising I know but still, should be fun watching them in the Euro's.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #669 on: February 29, 2012, 08:21:10 pm »
everytime scott parker intercepts i laugh because i know he'll be getting battered on here. The last block was 'heroic' though !

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #670 on: February 29, 2012, 08:21:11 pm »
FANTASTIC BLOCK BY SCOTTY PARKER.  HERO.  "Captain in the manager's own image".

im switching it off after that who do they think he is zidane or something
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #671 on: February 29, 2012, 08:21:55 pm »
Not quite sure why you're all taking the piss, each interception has been a good bit of play by Parker.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #672 on: February 29, 2012, 08:22:05 pm »
Gerrard looks fucked, thanks pearce you fucking twat

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #673 on: February 29, 2012, 08:22:12 pm »
The last block was 'heroic' though !

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #674 on: February 29, 2012, 08:22:17 pm »
scouser mentality, england is stupid but gerrard should be captain.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #675 on: February 29, 2012, 08:22:33 pm »
Gerrard looks fucked, thanks pearce you fucking twat

Yeah i thought that before the game, twat.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #676 on: February 29, 2012, 08:22:40 pm »
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #677 on: February 29, 2012, 08:22:45 pm »
those horrible 'wecan'twinaworldwarwithoutEnglandshelp' and 'wehaven'twonaworldcupsowemustbeshite' dutch are getting destroyed by the lord almight and jesus 2nd coming Scott Parker.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #678 on: February 29, 2012, 08:22:54 pm »
That fucking brass band.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #679 on: February 29, 2012, 08:22:59 pm »
The fact Parker has to slide for everything really does show how shite his positioning is.
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