Just thrown this together!
Early 8am start for my third away game of the season, really looking forward to this one. Mainly because it’s ground I’ve never visited before, but also the prospect of picking up our first 3 points of the season was one not to miss!
After the alarm went, I proceeded with my usual away day ritual. Shower. Shit. Shave. I’m a superstitious little fuck when it comes to going the match. In fact, the shaving ritual before each away game started at Stoke in the cup last year, and each following round, whether I needed one or not, I would shave.. It worked out well in the end, didn’t it
Back on topic..
After the gobshite behavior of their lot in the crowd last year I contemplated wearing colours, but opted against it. Usual away day clobber was on. Jeans, t-shirt and Munches as well as my SOS badge (which is another superstition, but that story can wait...)
By 9.15 I was in my parents car on the way to Willington, just off the a50 where I would be picked up for the game. My family do not follow football in any way, shape or form so I was once again, adopted by the 3 members my footballing family for the day (They know who they are)
At 10 we were on our way to Norwich, Neil Atkinson's humorous tones airing throughout the car as we listen to TAW discuss the fixture ahead. This passed the time until we hit traffic about an hour from the city. There had been a small smash a few miles ahead and thanks to the shite single lane roads it took an age to pass. Crawling about 2 miles every 20 minutes. All was well though and we passed the time by photographing dead Dear.
At last we were passed the crash and back up to speed, the miles ticking down faster and faster, getting ever more excited about what lay ahead.
Around 1PM we arrived, parking at the county hall, naming every woman in sight ‘Delia’. Thirst had got the better of us by this stage (As it usually does..) so we set off into the centre for a watering hole. At first we wandered past this Whether spoons looking place thinking it was home fans only. We were wrong. There was a small section or reds in the corner so we tried it out. Me, being a pre pubescent looking midget was surprised we got past the bouncers in without ID.
2 of us stayed behind whilst the others went the bar. The small section of reds began to sing the usual so we headed over to join in. Friendly banter pursued between the 2 sets of fans. Them singing the usual ‘sign on’ shite etc. Whilst a few reminded them that we had payed £50 to come to this far flung, six finger, sister shagging part of the country.
1 pint down and the songs came more frequently. A few more bottles and the lack of lunch sent me into a merry mood (Not many more pints from a Wembley state, I might add.. Some know what I mean) 1 of our lot begins ‘Oh Campione’ with the rest following suit, whilst gaining admiring glances from 2 girls in the corner. (Be patient)
There’s always one who has to ruin it though, isn’t there
Gobshite black lad began vile songs and gestures right in our faces, joined by a more than middle aged man.. Should know better really! The scallies retaliate and things get tasty. In come the bouncers and we drink up, heading to find cash and Morrisons for the famous pre game mints!
Walking to the ground singing the Lucas song to a lad who has his name on his shirt. Around 2.40 we were in our seats about to devour another Suarez masterclass, although we didn’t know it yet.
Because of us all being on different credits we were separate from each other. 2 together down the front and 2 of us squeezed into my seat a little further back. A short time before K.O my mate spots the girls he’d received admiring glances off a few rows down, and me, being my merry self proceeded down to them, asking their numbers for him.. Didn’t see their mother, who proceeded to tell me where to go
hahaha.
The game started well, with Luis netting early on. Giving it some to the Norwich fans on our right. Just before HT though, Luis misses and absolute sitter. He gets slated by their lot ‘Wanker wanker...’ et al. We all knows what happened next.. Madness persued, us 2 both flying everywhere, bouncing on the seats in front. Brilliant celebrations. Them seats are very bendy too!
Go down for a pie at HT, see the queue and just head for the loo. Get warned by a fellow fan that we’re going to get kicked out for our celebrations.. He can’t be a regular at aways then. Come back up to see my mates actually talking to this bird and actually got her number, well in Tom
Can’t really remember the second half apart from us being boss and Luis nicking his third.
After the game we were told to use out ‘inside voices’ by Rob, this was wise as the Liverpool fans soon dissipated in all directions, leaving us 4 in hoards of Norwich fans. Not being able to constrain my excitement, I had to resort to furiously fist pumping every now and then, appearing to suffer from a bout of physical tourettes.
We made it back to the car in decent time and beat a good chunk of traffic for the 4 hour drive home. Needing the loo badly by this stage (My bladder can’t deal with ale at all) we stopped in a lay by to relieve ourselves.
Realising we hadn’t eaten since the mints about 2.30 we decided to find somewhere to eat. A truck stop appeared on the horizon, we pulled in, it looked a little too ‘OAP friendly’ for us, but we were ravenous and went round the back to find a car parking spot. We were greeted by the sight of bus loads of school kids.. SWERVE!
By this time it was around 8PM and we were still looking for food. We decided on a nice little pub called “The Ship Inn” where we fueled up on Chilli, a Burger, Chicken and the like. Meal was washed down nicely with some Lime and Soda before heading off into the darkness on our way home. Mate was trying to get in touch with this girl but he was getting no replies back, think it hurt a little
Woke up Sunday morning around half 11, aching all over, head to toe, voiceless again. Reminisced on what a brilliant trip it had been and how lucky we are to follow the reds most places.
Oh, and she never text him back!
I love Liverpool Football Club