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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1640 on: December 24, 2016, 08:43:48 pm »
Another Saturday without a win...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1641 on: December 24, 2016, 09:10:19 pm »
Another Saturday without a win...
Same old Liverpool.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1642 on: December 24, 2016, 09:20:59 pm »
nothin to cheer
nothin to celebrate
no choice manager quotes
no spot on passes
and it's xmas eve? they can't muster it up for tonight??

fuckin shite. glad my 2nd team is Real Madrid

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1643 on: December 24, 2016, 09:22:24 pm »
We were utter shite today! Zero possession, zero shots on target, zero goals! We might as well have not turned up! Anfield was silent as a morgue, as is usual nowadays!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1644 on: December 24, 2016, 09:51:07 pm »
Our season in instrumental music, game by game, player by player

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1645 on: December 24, 2016, 11:31:05 pm »
This is my kind of thread. Liverpool are shite

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1646 on: December 25, 2016, 09:16:46 pm »
I know Everton were playing Chelsea away but feck me, they managed to put five past this shower.  We had to rely on a single, deep into injury time winner.  Utter shite I tell you!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1647 on: December 27, 2016, 02:05:22 pm »
Everyone at the top of the table has won over Christmas, where the fuck are Liverpool? Fucking shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1648 on: December 31, 2016, 07:30:31 pm »
Two one-nils and we almost manage to park the bus.

Shite, that.  ;)

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1649 on: December 31, 2016, 07:37:32 pm »
Chelsea's GD improved by +1 over ours today.  Fucking shite.  :-X
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1650 on: December 31, 2016, 07:38:58 pm »
Not scored for over 80 minutes. Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1651 on: December 31, 2016, 08:00:31 pm »
Only five shots and only one on target and we still beat city....shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1652 on: December 31, 2016, 08:43:15 pm »
Average goals per game stat dropping. Worrying trend.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1653 on: December 31, 2016, 08:47:01 pm »
Too many boos around Anfield tonight.
Seriously small time.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1654 on: December 31, 2016, 08:58:46 pm »
Just 43% of the ball at HOME, utter SHITE. Kloop OUT, PEP IN.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1655 on: December 31, 2016, 09:01:23 pm »
Klopp did not fist pump enough after the goal.
Is his mind already in Madrid or Barcelona?

Fucking shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1656 on: December 31, 2016, 10:01:18 pm »
Complete lack of attacking players.  Only 1 goal today.  Boring.  Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1657 on: December 31, 2016, 10:04:54 pm »
Seeing out the game in a calm professional way... shite  :wanker
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1658 on: January 1, 2017, 12:07:09 am »
Why haven't FSG signed anyone yet  :no  :no
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1659 on: January 2, 2017, 07:02:25 pm »
Why haven't FSG signed anyone yet  :no  :no

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1660 on: January 2, 2017, 07:52:51 pm »
Hicks and Gillett out!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1661 on: January 2, 2017, 07:55:12 pm »
2 penalties in 1 game and none for us! Shite #europaleagueatbest 😂😂

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1662 on: January 2, 2017, 08:32:27 pm »
Why haven't we put a bid in for Defoe yet?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1663 on: January 2, 2017, 09:39:52 pm »
Coming up against a manager with vastly superior Premier League experience showed us our manager can't compete. We were lucky to get two flukey goals against David Moyes' free-scoring outfit that are yet another overachieving team he's managed in the top division.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1664 on: January 2, 2017, 09:41:21 pm »
Just clearly shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1665 on: January 2, 2017, 09:41:35 pm »
That Borini looks half decent can we sign him.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1666 on: January 2, 2017, 09:44:13 pm »
bobby is fuckin shit
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1667 on: January 2, 2017, 10:26:55 pm »
Coming up against a manager with vastly superior Premier League experience showed us our manager can't compete. We were lucky to get two flukey goals against David Moyes' free-scoring outfit that are yet another overachieving team he's managed in the top division.

If Moyes would have been German, the press would've been bathing in his aura post match. 

Klopp not up for the task.

Ancelotti in during the January transfer window.

shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1668 on: January 4, 2017, 11:33:08 am »
Shite

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1669 on: January 4, 2017, 12:06:29 pm »
Can we please get Josemi back? he will to sort our defence!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1670 on: January 25, 2017, 10:21:35 am »
Its appalling we are flinging money at a young unproven footballer like Countinho when we could be spending money in the transfer market. It's transparently done just to inflate his price when Barca or Real come a-knocking.

This fuckin club. I'm furious.

What a smokescreen. It's clearly part of the corrupt hegemony of the powers that be (the government, FSG, the creator etc.) to ruin the otherwise buzzin mood of us fans.

I pay good money for my plastic flags and I want it spent on 30 year old proven talent who have come from a bigger club!!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1671 on: January 25, 2017, 10:41:38 am »
you had me worried for a moment there tonela, as you posted in here when we are actually shite. Just remember folks, winning is temporary, being shite is long term.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1672 on: January 25, 2017, 11:46:28 am »
True that. Form is permanent and we know what class we're in.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1673 on: January 25, 2017, 05:21:37 pm »
sadly its not a sarcastic comment anymore, we are shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1674 on: January 25, 2017, 05:39:02 pm »
sadly its not a sarcastic comment anymore, we are shite.

There is a semi final today.

We are still in two cup comps.

We are in a great league position.

So grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula, Veruca Salt!

Stop pissing in your own bowl of cornflakes and in the box, others have to eat from the box and there is no way we will happily gulp down such pissy attitudes.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1675 on: January 25, 2017, 05:44:28 pm »
Shite that, crimson, lad. This is not the place for it.

I mean, we're behind in a big semi final night under the lights. When have we ever overcome such odds? Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1676 on: January 25, 2017, 05:46:20 pm »
Lost to championship Swansea at home turf, season over. Shite

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1677 on: January 25, 2017, 05:53:47 pm »
Shite that, crimson, lad. This is not the place for it.

I mean, we're behind in a big semi final night under the lights. When have we ever overcome such odds? Shite.

Christ, you're right. What was I thinking?
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1678 on: January 25, 2017, 10:39:46 pm »
Christ, you're right. What was I thinking?
Nah. We're Shite 

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1679 on: January 25, 2017, 10:48:54 pm »
sadly its not a sarcastic comment anymore, we are shite.

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