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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #680 on: February 29, 2012, 08:23:08 pm »
Why the fuck is Tydsley constantly calling Van Persie 'Persie'?

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #681 on: February 29, 2012, 08:23:44 pm »
Strong fouling there by Smalling.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #682 on: February 29, 2012, 08:23:47 pm »
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #683 on: February 29, 2012, 08:24:04 pm »
The fact Parker has to slide for everything really does show how shite his positioning is.

Or how quick his reactions are.

ffs, this thread is almost insufferable....  he's no Makelele, but if that were Masch when he were with us, you'd all be blowing your trumpets.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #684 on: February 29, 2012, 08:24:13 pm »
Townsend: 'Wellbeck's too quick for Heitinga'.

Glaciers are too fucking quick for Heitinga.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #685 on: February 29, 2012, 08:24:26 pm »
I get the impression he loves himself our Scotty. Walking around, not facing play, looking down and always looking like a miserable arse. Arrogant arse.

Remember when he pointed at Suarez, after he Suarez hit him with his hand?

So brave though.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #686 on: February 29, 2012, 08:24:26 pm »
Heitinga can expect a fine for kicking United's young Welbeck.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #687 on: February 29, 2012, 08:24:33 pm »
is glen out of the england squad all of a sudden?
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #688 on: February 29, 2012, 08:24:38 pm »
It's just so cuntin' lifeless. It's everything you'd expect from a Stuart Pearce team.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #689 on: February 29, 2012, 08:24:40 pm »


Look at him, JUST LOOK AT HIM!

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #690 on: February 29, 2012, 08:24:47 pm »
I prefer Downing to Johnson.

Christ, I'd almost prefer Walcott.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #691 on: February 29, 2012, 08:24:50 pm »
Gerrard looks fucked, thanks pearce you fucking twat

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #692 on: February 29, 2012, 08:24:56 pm »
scouser mentality, england is stupid but gerrard should be captain.

I'm not a scouser.... but anyway - what's wrong with scousers and what's wrong with their mentality? Are you on the right website?
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #693 on: February 29, 2012, 08:24:59 pm »
Scott Parker's a bit of a fraud, for me. He's a good player, but if his positioning was better he wouldn't have to make all these "heroic" tackles.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #694 on: February 29, 2012, 08:25:02 pm »
is glen out of the england squad all of a sudden?

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #695 on: February 29, 2012, 08:25:02 pm »
The fact Parker has to slide for everything really does show how shite his positioning is.


It does make him look brave though.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #696 on: February 29, 2012, 08:25:19 pm »
Or how quick his reactions are.

ffs, this thread is almost insufferable....  he's no Makelele, but if that were Masch when he were with us, you'd all be blowing your trumpets.

Quick his reactions are? Hes a DM, its his job to stop them shots happening, not to block them!
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #697 on: February 29, 2012, 08:25:21 pm »
Or how quick his reactions are.

ffs, this thread is almost insufferable....  he's no Makelele, but if that were Masch when he were with us, you'd all be blowing your loads.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #698 on: February 29, 2012, 08:25:34 pm »
is glen out of the england squad all of a sudden?

He's picked up a knock I think

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #699 on: February 29, 2012, 08:25:37 pm »
Or how quick his reactions are.

ffs, this thread is almost insufferable....  he's no Makelele, but if that were Masch when he were with us, you'd all be blowing your trumpets.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #700 on: February 29, 2012, 08:25:49 pm »
The possibility of Gerrard or Kuyt scoring is the only reason I am watching this drivel.  England really are dull to watch.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #701 on: February 29, 2012, 08:26:08 pm »


Look at him, JUST LOOK AT HIM!

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #702 on: February 29, 2012, 08:26:15 pm »
Injured.
agger glen and lucas injured and gerrard too tired for arsenal? fuck sake
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #703 on: February 29, 2012, 08:26:25 pm »


Look at him, JUST LOOK AT HIM!

That man could take on the world any day of the week.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #704 on: February 29, 2012, 08:26:43 pm »
is glen out of the england squad all of a sudden?

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #705 on: February 29, 2012, 08:26:58 pm »
oh ashley young is playing!

honestly didnt notice
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #706 on: February 29, 2012, 08:27:08 pm »
scouser mentality, england is stupid but gerrard should be at home with his feet up.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #707 on: February 29, 2012, 08:27:09 pm »
Young gets owned by a oldie.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #708 on: February 29, 2012, 08:27:21 pm »
Cahill's been England's most dangerous player. All danger has been from corners.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #709 on: February 29, 2012, 08:27:45 pm »
The possibility of Gerrard or Kuyt scoring is the only reason I am watching this drivel.  England really are dull to watch.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #710 on: February 29, 2012, 08:27:45 pm »
If Gerrard doesn't come off at half time I'm going to go absolutely fucking mental.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #711 on: February 29, 2012, 08:28:06 pm »
Not quite sure why you're all taking the piss, each interception has been a good bit of play by Parker.

And in other countries that sort of thing goes completely unnoticed. It's basically just something that players do in those situations.

Over here though, it's the sign of a lionheart. A warrior. A bastion of courage. Akin to Winston Churchill's erection. It's the greatest thing in the world. Ever. It's like he could take on the world on his own. He's Superman, Spiderman, and Bananaman all rolled in to one. He's a colossus. A giant of the great English game that we invented. He typifies our spirit. When he makes those blocks it's not just for him, it's for all of us. We're all making those blocks with him.

Blocks.

Add in a few more letters and it spells 'The bollocks'. Scott Parker. Man of the match. The bollocks. English. Proud, courageous, and bravest of the brave. World class. Captain.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #712 on: February 29, 2012, 08:28:10 pm »
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #713 on: February 29, 2012, 08:28:16 pm »
I feel a sudden antipathy for Mars bars.  And William Hill.  And Vauxhall.  And Umbro.  And...
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #714 on: February 29, 2012, 08:28:20 pm »
We are playing very well here.

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #715 on: February 29, 2012, 08:28:22 pm »
first time young has ever stayed on his feet.


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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #716 on: February 29, 2012, 08:28:33 pm »
Conclusive proof this evening that the fans make the atmosphere at the new wembley.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #717 on: February 29, 2012, 08:28:36 pm »
LMAO

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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #718 on: February 29, 2012, 08:28:50 pm »
DIVING BASTARD.
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Re: England v Netherlands
« Reply #719 on: February 29, 2012, 08:28:50 pm »
Young starts to dive and then realises what a twat he'd look