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Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« on: April 23, 2017, 05:17:59 pm »
Moment of magic to break the deadlock when we were huffing and puffing before shooting ourselves in the foot with some crap defending yet again. That said, not once did Benteke run into the six yard box to get on the end of a cross for us. For fucks sake.

Going to be bloody tough this, need those 3 points.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:20 pm »
FFS one attack one goal. Milner is having a mare. We have to go again in the second half, we've been nowhere near good enough going forward in that first half. Created almost nothing.

The usual Klopp rocket up the ass required at HT.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:26 pm »
We'll still win this

Off you go Sakho
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:26 pm »
Dominate then concede, and concede then dominate. Liverpool's two favourite patterns of play.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:28 pm »
Sigh
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:33 pm »
Lovren way out of position
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:35 pm »
Defence is terrible. So fucking terrible. What an easy ball over the top

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:41 pm »
Need to get firming into the game more.

Switch him and Origi. Need to be more intense...
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:43 pm »
Annoying theres not much on the bench to change it but can still win this! By far our toughest game left, the other 4 wont give a fuck so get this done and it's huge.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:45 pm »
Wtf is Lovren thinking

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:48 pm »
That defence... is not good enough

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:49 pm »
Sakho is a shithouse.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:50 pm »
Out of nothing they score.

I'd move Origi wide, and Firimino and his new haircut as the central forward.

We need to step it up a notch. But they're dangerous on the break

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:50 pm »
In seven years of constant defensive fuck ups, that was definitely one of the worst. Awful from Lovren.

We will still win.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:50 pm »
Wow, that goal for Palace was so easy
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:53 pm »
Mental toughness - we seem to switch off when it comes to these games.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2017, 05:18:57 pm »
It's days like today we miss Mane. We'd be home and dry by now if we had him. Seemed to be acres of space available down their right every time we went forward. Step it up a gear 2nd half and we'll be OK
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:00 pm »
Lovren....this guy can't mark a mannequin, can't take it anymore.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:04 pm »
In control but need to be slicker in final third.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:05 pm »
Not sure what Matip and Lovren were doing there.

Sort it out and lets get the win.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:06 pm »
All the Sakho defenders need to have a reality check now


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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:06 pm »
Hardly any threat from open play from us. Poor considering we are at home.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:07 pm »
bit disappointed there's been little 'Fat Sam for England' songs from the kop
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:07 pm »
Defending is for losers
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:07 pm »
Our build play is just to slow , to easy for Palace

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:09 pm »
sucker punched

will go again in the 2nd half

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:09 pm »
This defense.

FFS.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:11 pm »
we will get the 3 points. just believe.

their defence just doesn't look that convincing and if Emre buried that chance, i dont think would recover.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:16 pm »
Defending was horrible.

We've barely been able to break these down, going to be tough to the get the 3 points, everything to slow
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:16 pm »
Frankly I'm astonished we're 3rd with the fucking state of our defence.

Oh and Sakho you can get the fuck out of our club you little rat. What the hell is he thinking??

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:16 pm »
Awful from Lovren, we were comfortable all game, and as usual one lapse of concentration and we're punished.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:19 pm »
What a brilliant goal from Coutinho! Nice of Benteke not to celebrate his goal too.

This will be completely ignored, but it is only half time, we're the better side and they didn't deserve to equalise.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:21 pm »
No one to bail out Lovren today. He can't be starting games next season.

Emre with a pathetic miss, what shame that would have been a beautiful goal.

3 points is all that matters.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:24 pm »
Lovren never learns. He's made that same sort of 'anticipation' error far too many times now. Costly.

The goal masked an atrocious performance. Injuries really hurting us.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:33 pm »
We need to be faster in our passing. Need to up a gear to win this.
Two interesting celebrations btw - Coutinho running to Moreno and Sakho & Benteke

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:37 pm »
Lovren....this guy can't mark a mannequin, can't take it anymore.

Why would anyone mark a Mannequin?
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:37 pm »
Sakho endearing himself to Klopp by high giving Bebtekke in front of the main stand there..
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:39 pm »
and you lot that defended, Sakho

That's the type of attitude that got him to being booted out of the club.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:42 pm »
Comfortable all half until one attack down the left wing leaves us exposed - again....

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 1-1 Crystal Palace
« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2017, 05:19:44 pm »
What's the point of even having a defense? Coutinho's moment of magic wiped out by a our defense being tragic (again!!)