When i was working on the roads, we had this bloke who was a real complainer, always complaining about what c*nts the bosses were etc. Then he hurt his back on the job, and the company needed to find something for him to do while he healed up. So they took him off the shovel and put him in the office. He changed his tune right smart 'you know when you see a boss with his feet up on the table, he's not doing nothing, he's thinking' lots of shit like that. Anyway this c*nt had thought he'd finally got to his station in with the white collars, pride brimming from him, telling every c*nt what to do, started wearing suits to work etc etc. As soon as his back healed they stuck him back on a shovel, and he had this look on his face for the rest of his time there. Much like the face you see on Fat Sam in pre-match interviews nowadays.
