I'll make two predictions of this...Carroll won't score 3 PL goals total for the rest of the year and we won't score 5 against any team all year. We might still get CL football without either happening.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.
He wasn't perfect, he made mistakes. But he was genuine. He had the best interests of the club at heart, and gave us a plethora of successful teams that we should have been thankful for.
IT'S TURNING LEFT!