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Summer time festival of jizz
« on: May 21, 2017, 06:03:53 pm »
When do we open for business?
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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2017, 06:07:20 pm »
Can I have my Luan thread back open please?  :wave :D

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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2017, 01:00:18 am »
Never going to open.

Klopp said our business was done already.

So.... no need for a forum or for people to mod it.
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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2017, 01:30:07 am »
Stfoj?

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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2017, 02:03:53 pm »
Can we jib the shitty in-jokes, please?

Bears, mustard etc. it's just fucking shite and not even remotely funny. It's like a fucking 4chan thread in there sometimes.

Trying to find snippets of information amongst post after post of shite jokes is tedious to say the least.

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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2017, 02:13:19 pm »
I think we should keep the individual threads for the "super serious" discussions.  With the "News Only" thread used for official news.

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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2017, 04:44:49 pm »
Can we jib the shitty in-jokes, please?

Bears, mustard etc. it's just fucking shite and not even remotely funny. It's like a fucking 4chan thread in there sometimes.

Trying to find snippets of information amongst post after post of shite jokes is tedious to say the least.
Agreed. I smirked once at the meme-ness.
Much prefer the natural wit on here.

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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2017, 08:35:31 pm »
I think we should keep the individual threads for the "super serious" discussions.  With the "News Only" thread used for official news.
Which is exactly what the news only thread is for.


However, there has been no news.
Can we jib the shitty in-jokes, please?

Bears, mustard etc. it's just fucking shite and not even remotely funny. It's like a fucking 4chan thread in there sometimes.

Trying to find snippets of information amongst post after post of shite jokes is tedious to say the least.
It's either that or an army of angry jizz filled wannabe football managers...

Given that there hasn't been any news whatsoever, I'm not sure what you're missing.
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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2017, 12:36:13 pm »
Given that there hasn't been any news whatsoever, I'm not sure what you're missing.

Relevant discussion about where a player might fit in. Liklihood of the transfer happening. Rumours of other clubs being interested. Insights from people who've watched him play.

It all beats fucking atrocious 4chan meme shite.


The irony is that people post this shit to stop 'transfer drivel' but what is being posted instead is abysmal spam.

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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2017, 12:41:51 pm »
Stfoj?
Shut the fucking orange juice? :o

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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2017, 01:05:46 pm »
Shut the fucking orange juice? :o

Should be the US Democrats new slogan.

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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2017, 01:09:03 pm »
Should be the US Democrats new slogan.
Surely....

Shoot the fucking orange jackass ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2017, 09:09:31 pm »
Relevant discussion about where a player might fit in. Liklihood of the transfer happening. Rumours of other clubs being interested. Insights from people who've watched him play.

It all beats fucking atrocious 4chan meme shite.


The irony is that people post this shit to stop 'transfer drivel' but what is being posted instead is abysmal spam.
Cheer up you miserable bugger.
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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2017, 10:39:23 pm »
Relevant discussion about where a player might fit in. Liklihood of the transfer happening. Rumours of other clubs being interested. Insights from people who've watched him play.

It all beats fucking atrocious 4chan meme shite.

The irony is that people post this shit to stop 'transfer drivel' but what is being posted instead is abysmal spam.
I read that in a slow 'hey dude' manner and I got it. I'll defend the right to controlled transfer gossip all year, but this dot guy has a point :)

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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2017, 02:23:54 pm »
Not that I'm in a hurry to get back to the ASSHATS but when does my ban there end so I can go back to to the wastelands?

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Re: Summer time festival of jizz
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2017, 03:59:26 pm »
Samie your ban return date has failed its medical.
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