Author Topic: Police message on my desktop computer (Read 206044 times)

TheFooFighter · « **Reply #40 on:** August 24, 2012, 07:16:40 pm »

The worry thing is a bet there are a few simple souls who get caught out by that an pay it!

DougLFC94 · « **Reply #41 on:** August 24, 2012, 07:18:51 pm »

Quote from: Les Willis on August 24, 2012, 07:15:35 pm

This is piss funny, but it's not the old bill.

You need to boot into safe mode with networking and download malwarebytes, if you can and run it.

This will do it...as for this OP....

glewis93 · « **Reply #42 on:** August 24, 2012, 07:19:09 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on August 24, 2012, 07:05:48 pm

It doesnt work,and i also did system restore which worked at 1st then it came back.once it was back,it then stopped me from doing system restore,which would fail everytime.I tried everything!!

It should work in theory, but thankfully I can't say I've had experience with this particular virus

So if it doesn't it might be worthwhile trying GridinSoft Trojan Killer as the site below suggests.

http://trojan-killer.net/metropolitan-police-virus-warning-remove/

B0151? · « **Reply #43 on:** August 24, 2012, 07:19:59 pm »

funniest OP i've read on the internet ever

Cochise · « **Reply #44 on:** August 24, 2012, 07:20:11 pm »

Beastial Porn Fiend

well done mods great CT

UntouchableLuis · « **Reply #45 on:** August 24, 2012, 07:22:04 pm »

Had the exact same problem this week. There's a few good YouTube videos that tell you how to sort it but basically you go to safe mode, click user app store roaming and there'll be a dodgy looking file there you need to delete that was created on the day you got then virus.

Spongebob Redpants · « **Reply #46 on:** August 24, 2012, 07:26:29 pm »

I got this a few months ago . Twat of a thing to get rid of . I tried all the suggested fixes but they didn't work .

Ended up doing a factory reset !

Alan_X · « **Reply #47 on:** August 24, 2012, 07:27:12 pm »

Quote from: UntouchableLuis on August 24, 2012, 07:22:04 pm

Had the exact same problem this week. There's a few good YouTube videos that tell you how to sort it but basically you go to safe mode, click user app store roaming and there'll be a dodgy looking file there you need to delete that was created on the day you got then virus.

Quote from: UntouchableLuis on August 23, 2012, 06:11:00 pm

I tried to watch Louie on the stream I always use every week the other day and got a virus saying my laptop was being locked by the police. Managed to remove it somehow but showed that the Internet is becoming more and more dangerous really.

Watching Louie eh?... nudge nudge wink wink...

Welshred · « **Reply #48 on:** August 24, 2012, 07:57:15 pm »

I had this a few months ago, a system restore sorted it for me

djphal · « **Reply #49 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:00:52 pm »

System restore or download spybot you Bestial Porn Fiend.

Red James · « **Reply #50 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:06:34 pm »

I think you're being scammed by some poor cats sodomised for your pleasure.

El_Capitán · « **Reply #51 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:09:04 pm »

Quote from: Effes on August 24, 2012, 06:38:44 pm

The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?

But seriously, its probably just malware/a virus. Spybot should get rid of it.

Effes · « **Reply #52 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:14:18 pm »

I fuckin knew the Custom Title change was imminent

The System restore isn't working

DanJay87 · « **Reply #53 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:15:49 pm »

Quote from: TheFooFighter on August 24, 2012, 06:44:14 pm

I don't think i'll be able to look at the shocked Cat the same way from here on in...

Les Willis · « **Reply #54 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:19:46 pm »

Quote from: Effes on August 24, 2012, 08:14:18 pm

I fuckin knew the Custom Title change was imminent

The System restore isn't working

Try following some of the instructions on the link in this thread. You probably need to delete something from the registry. Not on a pc at the min, otherwise I'd try to give you more in depth instructions.

... · « **Reply #55 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:19:55 pm »

Quote from: Effes on August 24, 2012, 08:14:18 pm

I fuckin knew the Custom Title change was imminent

The System restore isn't working

Malwarebytes is the dogs bollocks.

-Willo- · « **Reply #56 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:21:40 pm »

This thread has potential to be one of the best in RAWKs recent history, oh my god

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #57 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:47:34 pm »

Your best bet is to take it into your local PC repair shop. Tell the engineer the exact problem but also what site and videos you were watching though, as they need the full information to be able to fix it.

Fortunately there is an unspoken 'IT guy'-customer confidentiality agreement, so there's no chance that he'd tell everyone he knew that you came in with a pc full of videos of women fucking horses.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #58 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:48:54 pm »

This is going into the RAWK Hall of Fame.

Twelfth Man · « **Reply #59 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:56:16 pm »

Sounds legit.

KopiteWD · « **Reply #60 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:57:22 pm »

GBF · « **Reply #61 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:57:28 pm »

that is right up there with the greatest post of all time in the history of internet forums

BFM · « **Reply #62 on:** August 24, 2012, 08:58:49 pm »

blame the Polish

And Could He Play · « **Reply #63 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:03:00 pm »

Quote from: Effes on August 24, 2012, 06:38:44 pm

Basically, while enjoying some LEGAL porn on XVideos a police message comes on a page which blocks
everything else and says I've got to pay a fine of £100 within the next 72 hours.

I turn off the computer and it goes straight to this page, I can't do anything else.
It lists a shed load of infringments that I may have commited to get this fine.

The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?

Do I have to pay this?
Not sure what I have to do.

Any suggestions? Besides the imminent piss-taking!

are you for real? you dont have to pay anyone anything.

Red Viper · « **Reply #64 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:05:16 pm »

Twelfth Man · « **Reply #65 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:05:59 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on August 24, 2012, 09:03:00 pm

are you for real? you dont have to pay anyone anything.

Enjoy your beastube, and make sure you scan for virus/trojans.

Kashinoda · « **Reply #66 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:07:33 pm »

Straight into the top 5 RAWK threads ever, absolutely pissing myself.

LiverLuke · « **Reply #67 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:08:45 pm »

animal porn, fucking hell

Matt S · « **Reply #68 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:10:06 pm »

This is the best thread ever. Amazing!

dnkw · « **Reply #69 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:10:47 pm »

Quote from: Ickle Girl on August 24, 2012, 08:19:55 pm

Malwarebytes is the dogs bollocks.

Haha, touche

Was it Eweporn, perchance?

tinner777 · « **Reply #70 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:12:16 pm »

wtf???

-Q- · « **Reply #71 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:12:57 pm »

I'm guessing (hoping!) that someone is playing a prank with their mate's account...

Quote from: Crosby Nick on August 24, 2012, 07:03:42 pm

I can't believe people would stoop so low as to try and scam you like that, it makes you sick. Fucking animals.

What's the procedure Mr Mod? · « **Reply #72 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:16:11 pm »

I smell a Troll.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #73 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:17:44 pm »

Instant Classic.

dave 5516 · « **Reply #74 on:** August 24, 2012, 09:22:09 pm »

Quote from: Effes on August 24, 2012, 06:38:44 pm

Basically, while enjoying some LEGAL porn on XVideos a police message comes on a page which blocks
everything else and says I've got to pay a fine of £100 within the next 72 hours.

I turn off the computer and it goes straight to this page, I can't do anything else.
It lists a shed load of infringments that I may have commited to get this fine.

The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?

Do I have to pay this?
Not sure what I have to do.

Any suggestions? Besides the imminent piss-taking!

A donation to the RSPCA might be an idea mate.

I can't believe you posted that .I can't stop laughing.Thank's Effes.