Author Topic: "This fella shouted" (Read 591423 times)

alonsoisared · « **Reply #2880 on:** March 14, 2014, 03:45:49 pm »

Quote from: RainbowFlick on March 14, 2014, 03:35:58 pm

Hate these types of chants to be honest

thought "you're gunna win fuck all" was pretty funny to be honest, it's not like we just burst out with it randomly in a "whopper"-ish way, it was a humorous response to them trying to get a bit of enjoyment from a miserable afternoon!

RainbowFlick · « **Reply #2881 on:** March 14, 2014, 04:18:49 pm »

Quote from: Flash6289 on March 14, 2014, 03:38:54 pm

It's called humour. Lighten up.

They can be funny in the moment but these laboured chants all with the same melody just remind me of 90 minutes at Stamford Bridge or somewhere equally dire.

Flash6289 · « **Reply #2882 on:** March 14, 2014, 04:30:51 pm »

Quote from: RainbowFlick on March 14, 2014, 04:18:49 pm

They can be funny in the moment but these laboured chants all with the same melody just remind me of 90 minutes at Stamford Bridge or somewhere equally dire.

As long as it's as as rare as it is and typically a funny response to an opposition chant I don't mind it myself.

FernandoSusoLFC · « **Reply #2883 on:** March 14, 2014, 06:03:00 pm »

When I was in Thailand last year watching us vs Manchester United (we were at home, Sturridge 1-0 win). This Thai lad was a full kit wanker in Liverpool FC, I told him I supported LFC and every time Rooney would touch the ball he'd shout "wanka, wanka, wanka" in broken English.

jed the red · « **Reply #2884 on:** March 14, 2014, 10:22:53 pm »

Quote from: fillmein777 on March 14, 2014, 02:25:01 pm

Surely there must be someone who can post in this thread?

Two chants from the recent 5 1 against Arsenal.

Arsenal fans, "we're gonna with 6 - 5, we're gonna win 6 - 5" To which the kop responded, "You're gonna win fuck all, you're gonna win fuck all." You could see the enthusiasm drain from them instantly.

Also, an obvious one, at 5 nil, "Are you Tottenham, are you Tottenham are you tottenham in disguise?

Quote from: RainbowFlick on March 14, 2014, 03:35:58 pm

Hate these types of chants to be honest

That are you Tottenham one was fucking boss, spur of the moment, the whole ground joined in and it's not like we sing them all the time!!!

KiNki · « **Reply #2885 on:** August 30, 2015, 07:49:29 pm »

The assistant ref held up the board for injury time, it says 7 minutes, and the lad behind me goes, oh christ, we've got another 7 minutes of this shit to endure. Oh how we laughed.

Jake · « **Reply #2886 on:** August 30, 2015, 08:04:59 pm »

Quote from: Scott0908 on August 30, 2015, 07:38:11 pm

anfield road end today just after YNWA a fella shouted "redmen redmen reedmeen" bit of silence then lad shouted "New one that mate" in the scousest accent.. tickled me. same guy went off on one when we were 2-0 and just started shouting jiberish, same scouse lad shouts "yeah whatever he said"

To me that sounds like a guy trying to have a sing song and being laughed at so he won't try next time.

Quote from: KiNki on August 30, 2015, 07:49:29 pm

The assistant ref held up the board for injury time, it says 7 minutes, and the lad behind me goes, oh christ, we've got another 7 minutes of this shit to endure. Oh how we laughed.

That's quite amusing.

Gnurglan · « **Reply #2887 on:** August 30, 2015, 08:06:20 pm »

Thanks for bringing this one back. Made me smile.

kriss · « **Reply #2888 on:** October 20, 2015, 01:00:28 am »

Not Liverpool but the Tranmere Rovers fans were in fine form at Forest Green Rovers last Saturday. Forest Green's owner and chairman (Dale Vince) is something of an eco-warrior and wants his club to be green by name as well as green by nature. No meat products being sold at the ground is one example of that. So the visiting fans gave the locals "you can stick your veggie-burgers up your arse" and "you're just a town full of vegans" before the match had even started. On taking an early lead it was "one-nil to the meat-eaters" but their best effort was after they went two up when ex-Forest Green forward James Norwood scored against the club he left last May. Initially the chant was "he left cos you're shit, he left cos you're shi-i-it, James Norwood, he left cos you're shit". But that quickly evolved into "he left to find meat", which was really funny and inventive

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reds7 · « **Reply #2889 on:** October 20, 2015, 12:32:27 pm »

Oh, it's back!

evie · « **Reply #2890 on:** November 9, 2015, 10:36:28 am »

oh yes!

Will never forget the one about the fart that smelled like seashore or something....

webby1982 · « **Reply #2891 on:** November 9, 2015, 01:47:03 pm »

Loved the story about Lazarus at the millennium stadium, it should be posted again now (cant remember what page its on) so any newbies can read it, its hilarious!

only6times · « **Reply #2892 on:** November 9, 2015, 03:41:59 pm »

Was in the main stand a couple of seasons ago in a mates seat when 1 auld fella said to his mate "Tommy, was that Henderson?"

"No Jim, it was Sturridge!"

Caffeine · « **Reply #2893 on:** November 9, 2015, 04:21:42 pm »

Quote from: webby1982 on November 9, 2015, 01:47:03 pm

Loved the story about Lazarus at the millennium stadium, it should be posted again now (cant remember what page its on) so any newbies can read it, its hilarious!

Here you go mate:

Quote from: givemekaliber on January 7, 2011, 08:18:30 pm

Please lets have a bit a fun

Don't doom and damn this thread!!

Leave your stories and laughs from Anfield or as far away as you like

Mine?

Pre Cardiff FA cup final 2006 I had exhausted everywhere for a ticket. Three days before I got a disabled ticket and needed a carer. My brother (whom we affectionately hold as the mentally challenged in the house) was the wheelchair bound one.
Went to the local charity shop and sourced a shitty, and I mean shitty old wheelchair. Off we went.
In the pub outside I had to carry the chair because he was twatted. I wheel him in and he was playing up to the part no-end.
Upon entrance a sudden wash of guilt came over me and I felt a right tight twat but I had a ticket.
Any ways, stewards well onto us and we watching us all game. Try telling someone who is screaming obscenities and attempting to get out of the chair to calm down and stay still. When Gerrard scored however, he flew into the air, running up and down the concrete flooring screaming. After it had all calmed down a steward, who was clocking us all game calmly walked to me and whispered in my ear "Keep your ears open".
About two minutes later the tannoy piped up "Would Lazarus please find his nearest steward"
I nearly died laughing.

princeoftherocks · « **Reply #2894 on:** November 9, 2015, 09:59:36 pm »

don't mean to put a dampener on that story but lazarus was raised from the dead. Still, funny shit.

evie · « **Reply #2895 on:** November 10, 2015, 12:27:56 am »

Quote from: Pyro on November 9, 2015, 08:32:43 pm

Oh god I hadn't seen that one before. Such a brilliant story.

neither had I

Lolo · « **Reply #2896 on:** November 10, 2015, 03:37:51 am »

Brilliant.

J_Kopite · « **Reply #2897 on:** November 13, 2015, 12:37:43 pm »

Quote from: J-Mc- on March 19, 2012, 01:36:05 am

Not funny but was a nice touch.

At the match today, some fella shouted "Stewart, Stewart Downing, look here mate *Downing looked* keep fighting for the ball mate, we're all supporting you, just keep your head up and play for the shirt!" which Downing nodded to and gave him a sly thumbs up.

Looking back through this thread and this one caught my attention. More of this stuff I reckon.

J_Kopite · « **Reply #2898 on:** November 13, 2015, 01:20:14 pm »

Quote from: Red_Mist on January 14, 2011, 10:00:46 am

Was it an oithquake John?"

only6times · « **Reply #2899 on:** November 15, 2015, 10:55:18 am »

Istanbul outside the ground and the stage madness. Scouse lad gets the microphone "Mick, where the fuck are you? You've got my ticket!

A few more similar shouts go out before we heard "Macca, Macca, I'm flaggin la, Sort us 3 for 50 !"

only6times · « **Reply #2900 on:** November 18, 2015, 08:04:23 am »

In work years back, a lad from Wigan said in the canteen when the rugby world cup started, "I could tackle Jonah Lomu!" To be answered with "Behave soft lad, you couldn't tackle Joanna fucking Lumley!".

Devon Red · « **Reply #2901 on:** November 18, 2015, 10:47:42 am »

Back when we played Arsenal in the Charity Shield at the Millenium Stadium I was a lanky teenager with bleached blonde hair. Driving into Cardiff we were in a line of cars waiting to park. The car next to me was crammed with scousers who I noticed were pointing at me and laughing about something. Suddenly they opened their windows, leaned out, pointed at me and sang at full volume "hey Sami Sami, Sami Sami Sami Sami Hyypia...". The cars all round us were full of people pissing themselves, and I must admit that with my blonde quiff and big forehead I was the spit of the great man circa 2002. Except I've never seen Hyypia as red faced as I was.

only6times · « **Reply #2902 on:** November 18, 2015, 03:03:37 pm »

Outside Old Trafford for the F.A cup game a few seasons back and on the concourse outside we started doing the Torres bounce and this bizzie horse gets skittish and is up and down on it's hooves. "Fuck me! even the horse is doing the bounce!"

davidsteventon · « **Reply #2903 on:** January 31, 2016, 11:04:45 am »

Bloke in 305 yesterday FA Cup v West Ham when Benteke missed a sitter.

"Why've you got a club foot"

only6times · « **Reply #2904 on:** January 31, 2016, 11:21:45 am »

"Somebody burst that balloon in our penalty box, even if he is our goalie"

Kochevnik · « **Reply #2905 on:** January 31, 2016, 06:29:07 pm »

Did my ears deceive me or was there a section of West Ham fans chanting "There's only one Christian Benteke" right after the match ended?

Fair play to them if so, most of what they sang turned your stomach but that one made me laugh.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #2906 on:** January 31, 2016, 06:39:16 pm »

Ball went out of play on the touchline near paddock yesterday. Atkinson whistled for a Liverpool throw in or goal-kick (cant remember which)

Shout from bloke in the KOP "Are you sure about that Martin?"

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #2907 on:** January 31, 2016, 07:22:06 pm »

Quote from: Devon Red on November 18, 2015, 10:47:42 am

Back when we played Arsenal in the Charity Shield at the Millenium Stadium I was a lanky teenager with bleached blonde hair. Driving into Cardiff we were in a line of cars waiting to park. The car next to me was crammed with scousers who I noticed were pointing at me and laughing about something. Suddenly they opened their windows, leaned out, pointed at me and sang at full volume "hey Sami Sami, Sami Sami Sami Sami Hyypia...". The cars all round us were full of people pissing themselves, and I must admit that with my blonde quiff and big forehead I was the spit of the great man circa 2002. Except I've never seen Hyypia as red faced as I was.

So a mix of Hyypia and Henchoz then?

bradders1011 · « **Reply #2908 on:** February 15, 2016, 04:20:08 pm »

Old fella stood behind me yesterday, giving it the beans laying into a couple of players.

"Fuck off Hendo, yer shite lad, soft arse."

"Fuck off Coutinho lad, shite that.

"Fuck off Sun you twat, fuck off back behind a cloud you gobshite."

only6times · « **Reply #2909 on:** February 16, 2016, 01:26:34 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on February 15, 2016, 04:20:08 pm

Old fella stood behind me yesterday, giving it the beans laying into a couple of players.

"Fuck off Hendo, yer shite lad, soft arse."

"Fuck off Coutinho lad, shite that.

"Fuck off Sun you twat, fuck off back behind a cloud you gobshite."

davidsteventon · « **Reply #2910 on:** February 25, 2016, 10:19:40 pm »

"Fuck off Can you empty head you"

24/7 · « **Reply #2911 on:** February 25, 2016, 10:26:09 pm »

This thread used to be amusing and funny. Sort yerseves out!

red_Mark1980 · « **Reply #2912 on:** February 25, 2016, 10:46:22 pm »

Quote from: 24/7 on February 25, 2016, 10:26:09 pm

This thread used to be amusing and funny. Sort yerseves out!

It's the quality of other fellas at the game.

One lad called Lucas "Luco" tonight.

Bit mad

Mullalove · « **Reply #2913 on:** February 26, 2016, 11:07:38 pm »

Quote from: red_Mark1980 on February 25, 2016, 10:46:22 pm

It's the quality of other fellas at the game.

One lad called Lucas "Luco" tonight.

Bit mad

Epic bants.

only6times · « **Reply #2914 on:** September 24, 2016, 06:11:00 pm »

In response to Hull's pyro my mate said " It was like when you open the packet of curry powder on the Koka noodles!"

Red_Mist · « **Reply #2915 on:** September 24, 2016, 07:21:05 pm »

Quote from: only5times on September 24, 2016, 06:11:00 pm

In response to Hull's pyro my mate said " It was like when you open the packet of curry powder on the Koka noodles!"

Haha

That was some shitty brown pyro. I liked it was still going as Phil curled his goal in. I was imagining them trying to stamp it out.

LFC_1981 · « **Reply #2916 on:** September 24, 2016, 08:52:27 pm »

Quote from: only5times on November 15, 2015, 10:55:18 am

Istanbul outside the ground and the stage madness. Scouse lad gets the microphone "Mick, where the fuck are you? You've got my ticket!

A few more similar shouts go out before we heard "Macca, Macca, I'm flaggin la, Sort us 3 for 50 !"

Hahahaha remember both shouts like it was yesterday.

rodo · « **Reply #2917 on:** September 25, 2016, 11:45:42 am »

That hull pyro stunk as well

only6times · « **Reply #2918 on:** September 25, 2016, 01:01:14 pm »

Quote from: rodo on September 25, 2016, 11:45:42 am

That hull pyro stunk as well

It was like my arse after the Koka noodles have left it.

only6times · « **Reply #2919 on:** November 27, 2016, 02:29:56 pm »

Over the tannoy yesterday. "Will Mr Manual retutn to his vehicle immediately". Quick as a flash my mate said " Don't do it lad, they'll throw the book at you!".