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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #120 on: December 8, 2014, 02:59:45 pm »
When my long-awaited parcel finally arrives!
I love getting things sent to me in the post...even if it's me that's ordered it! ;D

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #121 on: December 8, 2014, 03:55:51 pm »
-Nighttime walks with the girlfriend
-Tasting a new beer and falling in love with it immediately
-Sitting next to a lake or ocean and just taking in the view
-The smell of freshly cut grass
-That moment when the birds starting chirping again in the Spring after the winter
-A dimly lit pub
-Drinking coffee on a rainy day
-That buzz after a glass of good whiskey
-3 day weekends
-Puppies
-A well-timed snowfall
-A poop that makes me feel like a new man afterwards
-The rustling of palm trees in the wind
-Eating dinner with friends
-Margaritas and tacos on a restaurant patio on a sunny Fall/Spring day
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #122 on: December 8, 2014, 03:58:34 pm »
-Puppies
-A poop that makes me feel like a new man afterwards


-Nighttime walks with the girlfriend
-Tasting a new beer and falling in love with it immediately
-That buzz after a glass of good whiskey
Are you sure you're old enough to be dating and drinking?

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #123 on: December 8, 2014, 04:00:11 pm »
Are you sure you're old enough to be dating and drinking?

;D

He's been hanging round with gregor too much:


Seeing a girl's boobs for the first time.


All valid reasons in fairness.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #124 on: December 8, 2014, 04:17:18 pm »
Are you sure you're old enough to be dating and drinking?

;D

Dude, if puppies and a good poop can't make you happy, I think you need to re-evaluate your priorities in life!
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #125 on: December 8, 2014, 07:04:25 pm »
That feeling when the knife slides into your victim and they stare at you with wide eyes. Bliss.
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six."

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #126 on: December 8, 2014, 10:42:34 pm »
Cooking scrambled egg to perfection.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #127 on: December 9, 2014, 08:34:26 am »
-Nighttime walks with the girlfriend
-Tasting a new beer and falling in love with it immediately
-Sitting next to a lake or ocean and just taking in the view
-The smell of freshly cut grass
-That moment when the birds starting chirping again in the Spring after the winter
-A dimly lit pub
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-That buzz after a glass of good whiskey
-3 day weekends
-Puppies
-A well-timed snowfall
-A poop that makes me feel like a new man afterwards
-The rustling of palm trees in the wind
-Eating dinner with friends
-Margaritas and tacos on a restaurant patio on a sunny Fall/Spring day
all of these
yer ma should have called you Paolo Zico Gerry Socrates HELLRAZOR

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #128 on: December 12, 2014, 12:14:45 pm »
Macca calling people fannies ;D ;D ;D
Tear it in half or use a spoon or a biro to cut it and stop fucking being such a fucking fanny.

You're probably one eating one handed anyway because you're having a wank under the desk at dinner time, dirty ticket.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #129 on: December 12, 2014, 01:00:15 pm »
When you've been lying down for ages and as soon as you get up, out comes a massive burp or fart. So relieving, makes me feel like I've lost a couple pounds.

Seeing a nice red Royal Mail van park up outside your house, knowing that special something you ordered is finally here.

Getting to the next level on Angry Birds

When the early Saturday game on TV is a good one, unlike tomorrow

When Liverpool are on TV. All plans are out the door.

Shopping for a new car


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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #130 on: December 12, 2014, 11:03:22 pm »
Hearing my dog snore

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #131 on: December 19, 2014, 08:56:36 am »
the look of terror on peoples faces when someone goes to use a red pen
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #132 on: December 19, 2014, 04:00:37 pm »
Seeing me Da play Lego with my little lad.

He's named one of the figures Nigel Frottage and he's always trying to get the immigrant giraffes out of the zoo but is forever foiled by the clown in the tractor.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #133 on: December 19, 2014, 04:03:47 pm »
My friends and family.

I have had a nightmare/brilliant year ( kinda bipolar at times ) and people still stood by me. Ive gone from being homeless, having police and radio looking for me as i was classed as missing, to finding myself. Its the small gestures people have done that make me smile.

Humanity is not so fucked up as i thought.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #134 on: December 19, 2014, 05:23:59 pm »
My friends and family.

I have had a nightmare/brilliant year ( kinda bipolar at times ) and people still stood by me. Ive gone from being homeless, having police and radio looking for me as i was classed as missing, to finding myself. Its the small gestures people have done that make me smile.

Humanity is not so fucked up as i thought.

You're the man Carl

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #135 on: December 20, 2014, 06:47:30 pm »
Seeing me Da play Lego with my little lad.

He's named one of the figures Nigel Frottage and he's always trying to get the immigrant giraffes out of the zoo but is forever foiled by the clown in the tractor.

This made me LOL. Thanks.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #136 on: December 20, 2014, 06:57:03 pm »
That feeling when the knife slides into your victim and they stare at you with wide eyes. Bliss.

 ;D

My friends and family.

I have had a nightmare/brilliant year ( kinda bipolar at times ) and people still stood by me. Ive gone from being homeless, having police and radio looking for me as i was classed as missing, to finding myself. Its the small gestures people have done that make me smile.

Humanity is not so fucked up as i thought.
So where was you ?

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #137 on: December 20, 2014, 07:00:07 pm »
Under a bush
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #138 on: December 21, 2014, 08:24:18 am »
When the right kind of song starts playing on shuffle for the right kind of moment...
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #139 on: December 21, 2014, 08:47:09 am »
When the right kind of song starts playing on shuffle for the right kind of moment...

Was it Shabba Ranks?

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #140 on: December 21, 2014, 08:50:23 am »
Was it Shabba Ranks?

Theoretically possible. Practically impossible.  ;D
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #141 on: December 21, 2014, 10:33:32 am »
Drinking  wine
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #142 on: December 21, 2014, 12:02:15 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #143 on: December 21, 2014, 12:47:41 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #144 on: December 21, 2014, 07:03:53 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #145 on: December 22, 2014, 01:56:20 am »
Seeing narrow streets filled with terraced houses and green trees through the window signalling that you're approaching Britain.

Arriving in Lisbon...just because. Love the general feel of the place.

My dog waking me up every morning

Finishing an essay and feeling a righteous and honest citizen

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #146 on: December 22, 2014, 10:36:53 am »
getting a decent sleep in
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #147 on: December 22, 2014, 10:48:48 am »
Even though it was 6am and I'd only had 5 hours sleep, my youngest climbing into bed for a cuddle this morning.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #148 on: December 24, 2014, 12:22:49 pm »
Getting told I can leave work now.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #149 on: December 24, 2014, 12:29:00 pm »
Having a natter with folk working in the local supermarket / local gym today then wishing them a Merry Crimbo and receiving a genuine empathetic retort. Nice when strangers can all get along.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #150 on: December 24, 2014, 01:25:23 pm »
Xmas emoticons :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #151 on: December 24, 2014, 02:18:58 pm »
A couple of Christmas related things have brought a smile to my face this week.

1. Whenever anyone rings, we answer the phone with "Buddy The Elf, what's your favourite colour?"

2. I've got a voice recording on my phone of when Macauley Culkin spills the drinks in Home Alone. Every time the kids do anything daft, I play "Look what you did, you little jerk!" Most perfectly demonstrated yesterday when one of the kids kicked the dogs' bowl over.

3. The Pogues and Kirsty McColl aways brings a smile to my face at Christmas. The first Christmas after I met Mrs Macca, I was in the ale house after my office Christmas dinner. She came to meet me when I finished work, and it started playing. So I stood up on the bar in The Manhattan singing it to her while I was completely rat arsed, swaying all over the fucking shop. Romance will never be dead while I'm alive.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #152 on: December 24, 2014, 02:32:51 pm »
Getting told I can leave work now at 11am.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #153 on: December 24, 2014, 03:13:08 pm »
3. The Pogues and Kirsty McColl aways brings a smile to my face at Christmas. The first Christmas after I met Mrs Macca, I was in the ale house after my office Christmas dinner. She came to meet me when I finished work, and it started playing. So I stood up on the bar in The Manhattan singing it to her while I was completely rat arsed, swaying all over the fucking shop. Romance will never be dead while I'm alive.


Oddly enough I find that incredibly romantic.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #154 on: December 24, 2014, 03:16:04 pm »
2. I've got a voice recording on my phone of when Macauley Culkin spills the drinks in Home Alone. Every time the kids do anything daft, I play "Look what you did, you little jerk!" Most perfectly demonstrated yesterday when one of the kids kicked the dogs' bowl over.

I say that exact line to my GF whenever she does anything daft  ;D

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #155 on: December 24, 2014, 03:26:53 pm »
Well it is that time of year so I shall permit myself a little weakness.  When he puts his arm around your waist and scoops you up onto himself all masterful like and kisses you until you want to faint.  Now  that did make me very happy. 
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Rather a day as a lion than a lifetime as a sheep.

I can only be nice to one person a day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #156 on: December 24, 2014, 04:49:32 pm »
Good grammar.
Good manners.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #157 on: December 24, 2014, 05:20:33 pm »
Good grammar.
Good manners.
A smile a you walk past a stranger.
Bopping someone so hard at FIFA that they ask to change game.

Your third one ruins your first, and your last one ruins your second.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #158 on: December 25, 2014, 06:20:09 pm »
Your third one ruins your first, and your last one ruins your second.

Just call me Reginald T Killjoy :)
Evidently you don't know the linguistic definition of grammar. It was spelling, rather than grammar, and a typo at that. Smart arse.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #159 on: December 25, 2014, 06:32:03 pm »
Well it is that time of year so I shall permit myself a little weakness.  When he puts his arm around your waist and scoops you up onto himself all masterful like and kisses you until you want to faint.  Now  that did make me very happy.

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