Topic: The Mysterious World Of Hassinator

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

This is a thread for Hass to post all his new Clobber.Trabbs,chino's, the bleeding lot..

Blow ya beans mate ...

Like a RAWK Gok Wan

Post ya own if ya want RAWKITES.no doubt Hass will be along to give you his opinion

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Just saw these and fell in love with em,what you think mate?

[conman]

those shoes would go well with this hat,



Good taste Hass

[Chakan]

And for those really cold days ....

[Phil M]

This



+ these



= win

[Chakan]

forgot these Phil

[amir87]

Dear Hass.


I have £3000 in my bank account. What shoes would you recommend with that?


Cheers

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

This



+ these



= win

But they're... pink

and so is the tip of your dick.  are you going to cut that off because you think its gay?

[conman]

may aswell dress him in pink, but where could he go without one of these.. ?

[Johnnyboy1973]

Hass may be a tad extreme. But, I think his input is in general a welcome break from the repetitive nature of the trainer thread and at times he is right, the majority of trainers that get posted on there are boring as fuck.

Dear Hass.


I have £3000 in my bank account. What shoes would you recommend with that?


Cheers

Well, at least with Hass you know the answer wont be' "sixty pair of gazelles and sambas BUT, in different colours".

[Brian Blessed]

I was going to post a user thread myself. It was going to be "What is the average time it takes Phil M to find a post about The Wire?"

My bet was about 30 minutes. 10, if the post suggests The Wire is shit.

[hassinator]

Just saw these and fell in love with em,what you think mate?

i got these ones for you big man.  not pink but i'm sure it can be arranged - just colour them in whatever colour you like

[hassinator]

currently really feeling this summers visvim.  again.  killer hoody costs the price of a medium sized house but my god the detailing:

This classic, hooded sweater is made of Egyptian Giza cotton; renowned as perhaps the finest cotton in the world; a carefully selected material that makes this garment special as it is soft and highly absorbent to moisture. This ethic is what makes Visvim's collections so special.
    
 - 100% Egyptian Giza cotton
- Visvim logo on left front
- Visvim logo on left rear
- riri zip on front
- front pockets
- natural leather front zip puller
- Visvim leather label at hood

[CHOPPER]

Hass acquiring the new Nike 'Grayson Perry' High tops.

[hassinator]

motorcycle jackets are having another go this season though they'd need to go a way to top the to-ki-to barbour i picked up last autumn.  still visvim leading from the front with this fire proof beauty. 

 
    Named after legendary motorcyclist Burt Monro, Visvim have produced yet another truly excellent jacket. This subtle and elegant piece - which due to its fabric mix is fireproof - is perfect for summer evenings. It can be worn unzipped over a cardigan or a T-shirt. The Visvim buttons at the top and bottom of the jacket fasten to conceal the zip.
    
    
- 50% polyamide, 50% polyester
- zipped chest pocket
- side pockets
- buttons at neck and bottom of body
- vertical pleating on left side of body
- Visvim woven label at pocket

[hassinator]

for getting round town i find there's absolutely nothing better than the rolls royce phantom.  at least until i get my own licence.

dusty pink is de rigeur my darlings:

[hassinator]

of course its not always pink at chateau hass. 

when i'm relaxing at home with my very close personal friends siegfried and roy i like to slip into something a little less comfortable:

[hassinator]

may aswell dress him in pink, but where could he go without one of these.. ?

they're not touching my balls unless its 3-ply cashemere

[Una cerveza, por favor]

Fair play Hass!

[hassinator]

those shoes would go well with this hat,
Good taste Hass

oh come on i can do much better than that.  digging for 40th snaps and last week's stag.  bear with me....

[hassinator]

now this is what i call a hat. 

[hassinator]

and i can't see anyone on here turning down this little number though jet lag and sake were all part of the equation:

EDIT: the more observant of you will notice my very cracked lips NEVER leave home without your kiehls lip balm.

[hassinator]

one more before i head off to our shoot.  these are stupid expensive but strangely beguiling again from the mighty house of visvim.  made of elk skin they are none more comfortable though gloriously impractical - strictly house wear only.


 The Maliseet or Wolastoqiyik are a Wabanaki Native American/First Nations/Aboriginal people who are the Indigenous peoples of the Saint John River valley and its tributaries, between New Brunswick, Quebec, and Maine. The Maliseet Elk Folk moccasin from Visvim will win you over once you put it on - ultra soft elk leather, natural crepe sole, cork footbed...
    
- 100% natural pigment-free elk leather upper
- linerless
- natural cork footbed
- chemical-free crepe outsole
- half-welt insert for heel support and toe flexibility
- TPU heel stabilizer
- Native American Indian inspired heel detailing
- pearl detailing

[hassinator]

This
+ these[/b]
= win

come on phil pink is not the issue but the blue shite clearly are.

i do like this one though and do parma have a pink away kit?

[Chakan]

[Garstonite]

Because grifter hasn't come along yet.

[gomez]

These are boss

[hassinator]

These are boss

haha they are fucking amazing.  to be worn with:

[hassinator]

surely the ultimate in bathing ape hooded top tomfoolery.  they had to stop stocking this stuff in london so many kids would come into soho and literally stick em up for it:

[mig]

How much are all those then?

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

motorcycle jackets are having another go this season though they'd need to go a way to top the to-ki-to barbour i picked up last autumn.  still visvim leading from the front with this fire proof beauty. 

 
    Named after legendary motorcyclist Burt Monro, Visvim have produced yet another truly excellent jacket. This subtle and elegant piece - which due to its fabric mix is fireproof - is perfect for summer evenings. It can be worn unzipped over a cardigan or a T-shirt. The Visvim buttons at the top and bottom of the jacket fasten to conceal the zip.
    
    
- 50% polyamide, 50% polyester
- zipped chest pocket
- side pockets
- buttons at neck and bottom of body
- vertical pleating on left side of body
- Visvim woven label at pocket

Nice that mate,how much ?

[hassinator]

Nice that mate,how much ?

a mere bagatelle at 700 sheets

[Tomaldinho]

How much was that light blue hoody out of interest?

[grifter]

Because grifter hasn't come along yet.

I have applied for copyright of the thread multi-use 'shite trab' photograph (pending) Make use of it while you can because soon it shall be mine .. ALL MINE.

[conman]

some of this clobber?

[alfonso]

Were Vorinin and his bird going to an early 90s fancy dress party?

[Brian Blessed]

Were Vorinin and his bird going to an early 90s fancy dress party?

The sad thing is, no.

[hassinator]

How much was that light blue hoody out of interest?

€380.  ludicrous.  but lovely.

[royhendo]

[hassinator]