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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #40 on: November 8, 2009, 05:44:21 pm »
Not had a pan of scouse for ages. Think one is in order this week sometime, you know its winter when people start talking about making scouse again
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #41 on: November 8, 2009, 05:53:44 pm »
I just want to say, good luck; we're all counting on you.

It's on!

2 hours of simmering I reckon :lickin

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #42 on: November 8, 2009, 06:22:02 pm »
Anyone who's made blind scouse, uh, do you just use veggie oxo cubes? or do I need summin else in there? I have veggie gravy granules... ;D

I'm not good at this cooking lark.

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #43 on: November 8, 2009, 06:52:03 pm »
When two Liverpudlians love each other very, very much... ;)

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #44 on: November 8, 2009, 07:09:30 pm »
Scouse should definitely be made with scrag-end of lamb or mutton. I make it with beef just because I don't much care for lamb, but traditionally, cheap lamb is the correct cut. Basically, people get a bit uptight about what should go in it, when basically it's a dish of leftover veg and cheap meat. There is no correct list of veg to stick in it, but they are usually root veg like spuds, carrots, turnips/swede, onions etc, and a lot of people chuck in celery. I use chunks of meat AND mince, as a bit of mince helps to thicken the gravy. The most important thing is the long cooking time, and serving with large slabs of white bread and pickled red cabbage. Mmmm.
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #45 on: November 8, 2009, 07:35:12 pm »
Well, when a Mummy Scouse and a Daddy Scouse love each other very much.........  oh, sorry

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #46 on: November 8, 2009, 07:58:14 pm »
scoffed some before, topped with pickled beetroot. not as nice as me mum's but not bad for a first go ;D got plenty left, reckon it'll be even tastier tomorrow :lickin

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #47 on: November 8, 2009, 10:01:42 pm »
It's on!

2 hours of simmering I reckon :lickin

Simmering you say.

That the scouse or Ferguson?
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #48 on: November 8, 2009, 10:09:02 pm »
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #49 on: November 8, 2009, 11:31:05 pm »
scoffed some before, topped with pickled beetroot. not as nice as me mum's but not bad for a first go ;D got plenty left, reckon it'll be even tastier tomorrow :lickin
That's the best thing about Scouse. I always prefer to eat it the day after.

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #50 on: November 8, 2009, 11:40:17 pm »
That's the best thing about Scouse. I always prefer to eat it the day after.
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Claire if you find it a bit...Irish stewy (which is crap) next time you make it, cut half your spuds really small, they'll disintegrate and the starch in the spud will thicken it beyond stewyness.

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #51 on: November 9, 2009, 12:37:39 am »
Sounds very similar to Irish Stew. Irish Stew was/is traditionally made with lamb, but we use minced beef and stewing pieces if we don't really like lamb.

For some reason, I always thought Scouse was the same as a Dublin Coddle.

I taught that for ages as well. Ive had it a few times. For how stupid it sounds Coddle isnt actually half bad.

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #52 on: November 9, 2009, 11:37:48 am »
Word. Doesn't get any better.

Claire if you find it a bit...Irish stewy (which is crap) next time you make it, cut half your spuds really small, they'll disintegrate and the starch in the spud will thicken it beyond stewyness.

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Actually I always found scouse to be a lot thinner than proper Irish Stew, when I make Irish Stew I always put half the spuds in right at the start, and add the second half for the last 45 minutes cooking. A few good stirs and the first lot of spuds disintegrate to thicken everything up, and the second lot hold their shape more to give a bit more bite.
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #53 on: November 9, 2009, 11:40:26 am »
Saw this thread pop up yesterday, and went straight to the shops.

My scouse is currently cooking in the slow cooker while i am at work.  Can't wait!

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #54 on: November 9, 2009, 11:56:51 am »
scoffed some before, topped with pickled beetroot. not as nice as me mum's but not bad for a first go ;D got plenty left, reckon it'll be even tastier tomorrow :lickin
Did you put any soy mince (that dry stuff, not the frozen kind) in? Wanna make some myself...

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #55 on: November 9, 2009, 12:09:44 pm »
I taught that for ages as well. Ive had it a few times. For how stupid it sounds Coddle isnt actually half bad.

My kids actually prefer Coddle to stew. Can't say I blame 'em, I love Coddle. Especially the day after it's been made. Yum......
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #56 on: November 9, 2009, 12:15:24 pm »
Actually I always found scouse to be a lot thinner than proper Irish Stew, when I make Irish Stew I always put half the spuds in right at the start, and add the second half for the last 45 minutes cooking. A few good stirs and the first lot of spuds disintegrate to thicken everything up, and the second lot hold their shape more to give a bit more bite.
I won't get drawn on Scouse and it's poor imitations debate  ;)

But I'll agree it's deffo how you do your spuds that makes all the difference.
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #57 on: November 9, 2009, 12:21:56 pm »
I don't like stew made with mince and lamb is too expensive and/or too fatty so I use stewing steak or braising steak.

I brown the meat off, chuck in a load of onions and cook them for a bit, then stick in spuds and carrots, loads of oxo cubes, salt and pepper and top it up with water. Cook it for hours, add some more spuds, cook it for hours then serve it.

Usually quite thick as most of the spuds have disintegrated.

Very tasty with brown sauce, red cabbage and bread.
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #58 on: November 9, 2009, 04:00:18 pm »
Mince?

Corned Beef?

Barley?

Why don't you just throw a fucking Sayers' pastie in it you gang of dirty bastards! Stewing steak is the only meat you can use or it's not fucking Scouse. Call it whatever the fuck you want except Scouse. And anyway, if your bird is a Manc, just fuck her off on general fucking principles.   :D

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #59 on: November 9, 2009, 04:09:51 pm »
Well I'm going home for my scouse tonight! The meat is what was left on the leg of lamb after dinner yesterday, thrown in (with the bone) with oxo's, water, potatoes, carrots and some onions. Then left in the pressure cooker to simmer away 'til ready!

I was under the impression though that it was meant to be pretty much whatever meat was left on a Monday after the Sunday dinner, as it was a cheap meal. Hence it was normally lamb, as it's not the nicest meat to eat when cold in comparison to beef, and it was thrown into a pan with the other bits and just left.
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #60 on: November 9, 2009, 04:17:14 pm »
My mum makes the best scouse. She puts dumplings in too :P

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #61 on: November 10, 2009, 09:58:16 pm »
My mum makes the best scouse, had it tonight with a load of beetroot and loadsa bread and butter! Dumplings are horrible, how can you ruin a pan of scouse with them, disgusting.

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #62 on: November 10, 2009, 10:17:55 pm »
had the first bowl of scouse for ages tonight and it was amazing!
dead thick, piping hot and a load of lea & perrins :)
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #63 on: December 29, 2009, 01:29:14 pm »
I'm with Chopper on this one. 

Me Nan taught me how to make Scouse at an early age and the first thing she told me was that the difference between it, and stews, was the amount of potatoes used.  She used to use a full 5lb bag of spuds,  half of them cut small so they'd disintegrate. 

Her basic Scouse was

Stewing steak (scrag end of lamb, or no meat, could be used depending on finances)
Carrots
Onions
Potatoes
Oxo's

After that you could add anything you chose as it's the amount of potatoes that makes it Scouse. 

I strayed from her recipe slightly over the years by boiling the bigger potatoes for 5 minutes, before straining and then adding them to the full body of the Scouse, thereby removing some of the starch which can tend to drown out the oxoey taste sometimes.

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #64 on: January 16, 2010, 06:44:19 pm »
Have been thinking about making a big pot of Scouse lately, and I was just wondering; if you make it in a slow cooker, how long should you leave it in there for, and on what temperature? And how many Oxo's should I use?
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #65 on: January 17, 2010, 11:25:02 am »
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2010, 11:29:43 am »
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2010, 11:33:37 am »
Told the potential missus I'd make her Scouse one day. I can't even cook a fucking sausage roll. Shit.

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #68 on: January 17, 2010, 11:42:42 am »
That's the best thing about Scouse. I always prefer to eat it the day after.

Yeah with a crust on top.
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #69 on: January 17, 2010, 11:46:26 am »
Boil and salt some water.
Chuck in some chopped meat
Chuck in some chopped onions and carrots
Peel and chop bag of old potatoes
Keeping adding spuds bit by bit
Simmer until all potatoes have dropped (gone mushy)
Scouse is ready
Oxo cubes are not nessecary if cooked properly.

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #70 on: January 17, 2010, 12:52:25 pm »
Told the potential missus I'd make her Scouse one day. I can't even cook a fucking sausage roll. Shit.

absolutely piece of piss mate, it practically cooks itself.
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #71 on: January 17, 2010, 01:36:03 pm »
absolutely piece of piss mate, it practically cooks itself.

The sausage roll? I know that, stick it in the oven, but what about the Scouse??

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #72 on: January 17, 2010, 01:40:40 pm »
The sausage roll? I know that, stick it in the oven, but what about the Scouse??

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #73 on: January 17, 2010, 02:01:49 pm »
Told the potential missus I'd make her Scouse one day. I can't even cook a fucking sausage roll. Shit.


Just make sure she's busy the day you're making it ;)
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #74 on: January 17, 2010, 03:18:56 pm »
Thanks for the pointers, will attempt to make a pot of Scouse during the week!
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #75 on: January 21, 2010, 06:53:12 pm »
In Wales we call it Cawl. My mother in law makes it but they like it quite thin so when they bring the pan down to us we throw in a load of gravy granules to thicken it up....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #77 on: April 5, 2010, 12:29:36 pm »
I'm getting a big pan of this on today and I was telling a colleague about it. She's a North Walian- proper Gog- and she said she'd never heard of 'scouse' as a dish so I was describing the ingredients etc and she suddently said, 'That sounds just like Lobskause. We had it all the time at home.'

I didn't know it was still known by its original name, and so popular, in North Wales (Anglesey I think she's from?) You live, you learn...

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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #78 on: April 5, 2010, 12:53:47 pm »
That's Irish Stew, sorry but it is. ;D
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Re: How do you make Scouse?
« Reply #79 on: April 5, 2010, 02:51:29 pm »
Stew, scouse, lobskauce, whatever its called, who cares? ;D
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