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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1160 on: January 5, 2015, 10:20:31 pm »
Never forget.

I have the thread Bookmarked. ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1161 on: January 5, 2015, 10:33:53 pm »
All the classics being rolled out I see.  ;)
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1162 on: January 5, 2015, 10:58:57 pm »
Makes me laugh every time I read it  :D
Me too, it was there to be hit.  ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1163 on: January 25, 2015, 06:10:27 pm »
Cant believe Iv missed all of this..... sake
You think your bad, I only got pointed to this thread the other day by macca. The film titles are just amazing. The amount of times ive actually lol'd and im only on page 16 :)

Oh, and thanks macca, you were right :wave

If this isnt, it should be in the classic threads thread.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1164 on: January 25, 2015, 10:01:01 pm »
Finished...this one had me in tears of laughter

Queer and pheasant danger.

and a honorable mention to Hedgehogs and Broomsticks by Crosby Nick I think.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1165 on: January 25, 2015, 10:35:03 pm »
Finished...this one had me in tears of laughter

and a honorable mention to Hedgehogs and Broomsticks by Crosby Nick I think.

Not guilty, I'd remember if I'd come up with one that good!

I do chuckle at The Ox's Jism on Emily Rose from time to time though!

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1166 on: January 25, 2015, 11:29:27 pm »
Oh, and thanks macca, you were right :wave

:D  You are most welcome mate.  Anyway, just to reacquaint myself with the thread here's another couple of films from me


Fister Act 2: Back In The Rabbit.


Cleverley Fills Chihuahua
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1167 on: January 25, 2015, 11:43:34 pm »
Genuinely had this pop-up on my laptop the other. week Funnily enough it was during a hearty ol' fashioned fap. First thing I thought of was RAWK... then I thought of RAWK again when the pop-up came on screen.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1168 on: August 23, 2015, 03:20:49 am »
A timely bump. RAWK Gold
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1169 on: August 23, 2015, 09:28:16 am »


I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1170 on: August 23, 2015, 10:12:29 am »
Inside Trout
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1171 on: August 23, 2015, 10:22:08 am »
In Shep's Son

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1172 on: August 25, 2015, 12:00:12 am »
I love the utterly sensible first reply from Vund.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1173 on: August 25, 2015, 12:10:46 am »
I love the utterly sensible first reply from Vund.

Makes me love the reply Mouth have when that one poster was mugged.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1174 on: August 25, 2015, 02:59:57 am »
Which was?

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1175 on: August 25, 2015, 03:24:18 am »
Did Effes ever come back after Mouth ran him out of RAWK?  ;D

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1176 on: August 25, 2015, 03:32:29 am »
Did Effes ever come back after Mouth ran him out of RAWK?  ;D
wasn't just him. He took this thread on the chin but everytime he posted afterwards people would keep winding him up with it in some way.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1177 on: August 25, 2015, 05:44:16 am »
I love the utterly sensible first reply from Vund.

Clearly a newbie.

His own defence is priceless. Everyone else does it  ;D ;D
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1178 on: August 25, 2015, 08:52:02 am »
I'm sure it was just "research" for a book he was writing.
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1179 on: August 25, 2015, 09:11:05 am »
i got the £100 fine message too recently

does give you  a fright like
yer ma should have called you Paolo Zico Gerry Socrates HELLRAZOR

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1180 on: August 25, 2015, 09:15:33 am »
i got the £100 fine message too recently

does give you  a fright like
I've got it a few times, plus other guff - generally when trying to stream football on my tablet or watching films. Usually, you can just close the tab in question on the browser on android devices and it'll disappear. It's more of a bugger to shift on Windows.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1181 on: August 25, 2015, 09:17:05 am »
I've got it a few times, plus other guff - generally when trying to stream football on my tablet or watching films. Usually, you can just close the tab in question on the browser on android devices and it'll disappear. It's more of a bugger to shift on Windows.
yeah i shut the tab and that sorted it

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1182 on: August 25, 2015, 04:29:11 pm »

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1183 on: August 25, 2015, 06:43:46 pm »
Mad Max: Furry Load
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1184 on: August 25, 2015, 09:05:17 pm »
Don't friggin tell me you haven't had a sneaky peak at animal porn

May the one who hasn't cast the first stone!!

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1185 on: August 28, 2015, 03:42:41 pm »
I can't believe people would stoop so low as to try and scam you like that, it makes you sick. Fucking animals.

This is still the best reply to a post, has me in stitches every time i read it. :lmao
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1186 on: August 28, 2015, 08:10:21 pm »
This is still the best reply to a post, has me in stitches every time i read it. :lmao

Hahhahaha it's why RAWK is awesome at times
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1187 on: August 28, 2015, 08:16:27 pm »
Three years old this thread. Crikey. Feels like a lifetime, for the stars of the movie Effes was watching anyway.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1188 on: August 28, 2015, 08:29:20 pm »
Three years old this thread. Crikey. Feels like a lifetime, for the stars of the movie Effes was watching anyway.
Must have felt like donkeys years...

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1189 on: August 28, 2015, 08:39:18 pm »
Very nice nick.
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1190 on: August 29, 2015, 07:55:24 am »
Must have felt like donkeys years...

;D This thread will never die.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1191 on: August 29, 2015, 09:21:14 am »
I hope this thread is still going to be available to read in say 40 years time, I will still be laughing my tits off at it then.

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1192 on: August 29, 2015, 01:37:09 pm »
I hope this thread is still going to be available to read in say 40 years time, I will still be laughing my tits off at it then.

I might print it off just incase. It's one to tell the grandkids.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1193 on: August 29, 2015, 05:18:59 pm »
Three years old this thread. Crikey. Feels like a lifetime, for the stars of the movie Effes was watching anyway.
21 in dog years.
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?

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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1194 on: August 29, 2015, 06:09:45 pm »
Basically, while enjoying some LEGAL porn on XVideos a police message comes on a page which blocks
everything else and says I've got to pay a fine of £100 within the next 72 hours.

I turn off the computer and it goes straight to this page, I can't do anything else.
It lists a shed load of infringments that I may have commited to get this fine.

The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?

Do I have to pay this?
Not sure what I have to do.

Any suggestions? Besides the imminent piss-taking!
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1195 on: August 29, 2015, 10:42:30 pm »
Stop dogging him, Fats.
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1196 on: August 29, 2015, 10:47:55 pm »
Stop dogging him, Fats.
Too late, he's been hounded out of here
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1197 on: August 29, 2015, 11:31:06 pm »
;D This thread will never die.

Exactly, as long as RAWK exists this thread will never die. :)
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
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Re: Police message on my desktop computer
« Reply #1199 on: August 29, 2015, 11:40:06 pm »
21 in dog years.

A dog born after this thread was created is of legal age to "act" in sort of videos enjoyed by the OP. Makes you feel old doesn't it.