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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7960 on: June 17, 2014, 05:02:59 pm »
Everyone loves a little bit of a whinge.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7961 on: June 17, 2014, 05:21:22 pm »
Everyone loves a little bit of a whinge.

Especially if you're a Liverpool fan, Liverpool fans hate all things being rosy, there's got to be something to moan about.
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7962 on: June 17, 2014, 07:54:22 pm »
Especially if you're a Liverpool fan, Liverpool fans hate all things being rosy, there's got to be something to moan about.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7963 on: June 17, 2014, 10:14:11 pm »
I get the impression they just don't get on really. But here's the thing, they don't have to get along to be a beast of a strike force. Andy Cole and Teddy Sheringham famously hated each other and that United team won the Treble. I don't get on with everyone in work yet we all work together for a common goal (to survive and get paid..), I just hang around with other people I do get on with. Sturridge obviously seems to get on with the England boys really well while Suarez and the Spanish speaking boys spend lots of time together. Don't think it's anything really to worry about.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7964 on: June 17, 2014, 10:29:05 pm »
I get the impression they just don't get on really.

The way they act on the pitch doesn't give me the impression they don't get on.

They may not have enough in common (hardly surprising) to hang around and chat outside of 'work' but not sure that means they don't get on at all.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7965 on: June 17, 2014, 10:32:38 pm »
Wow a mountain out of a mole hill now.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7966 on: June 17, 2014, 10:45:00 pm »
I get the impression they just don't get on really. But here's the thing, they don't have to get along to be a beast of a strike force. Andy Cole and Teddy Sheringham famously hated each other and that United team won the Treble. I don't get on with everyone in work yet we all work together for a common goal (to survive and get paid..), I just hang around with other people I do get on with. Sturridge obviously seems to get on with the England boys really well while Suarez and the Spanish speaking boys spend lots of time together. Don't think it's anything really to worry about.

Fooled me this past season because they certainly looked to be enjoying playing along side one another, setting each other up numerous times.


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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7967 on: June 17, 2014, 11:17:17 pm »
I think diving is a art. Sturridge is only saying this because he hasn't mastered the dark arts like Luis. Diving,kicking the ball at defenders arms, drawing fouls..for penalties. These are all a great skills for a Striker to have in their arsenal.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7968 on: June 17, 2014, 11:43:41 pm »
Fooled me this past season because they certainly looked to be enjoying playing along side one another, setting each other up numerous times.

That doesn't mean they necessarily get on as people. That said, the whole thing's a very stupid argument in the first place.

Who remembers the old "Gerrard and Carragher hate each other" stuff from back in the day?
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7969 on: June 18, 2014, 01:02:38 am »
Erm... strange people in the world
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7970 on: June 18, 2014, 01:08:54 am »
Boy, this is awkward...

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7971 on: June 18, 2014, 01:10:49 am »
I couldn't care less if they were best friends or hated each other - they do the job on the pitch for us, and that's all that matters. Studies show that a little bit of conflict in teams generally leads to greater productivity anyway - of course, this isn't specific to football, but it does suggest that total team harmony isn't necessarily the only desirable outcome for managers.
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7972 on: June 18, 2014, 01:24:03 am »

I've developed a bit of a man-crush on Daniel.

I don't want to fuck him necessarily but I love him and I want him to crawl inside his mind so he can understand me and I can feel what it's like to be inside him.

His skill, his commitment, his style, his attitude, his dance, his swagger, his sense of humour, his morals, his humility, his arrogance, his family, his, character, his loyalty, his charidee work, his comments, his goals, his everything.

Oh, and he's just proved he can bang them in on the worlds biggest stage - In Brazil versus Italy in the World Cup Finals.  That is not a fluke and that is not an everyday occurrence.  Daniel is the real deal.  And he's mine.  Sorry, I mean he's ours!

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7973 on: June 18, 2014, 01:27:34 am »
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7974 on: June 18, 2014, 01:41:31 am »
I've developed a bit of a man-crush on Daniel.

I don't want to fuck him necessarily but I love him and I want him to crawl inside his mind so he can understand me and I can feel what it's like to be inside him.

His skill, his commitment, his style, his attitude, his dance, his swagger, his sense of humour, his morals, his humility, his arrogance, his family, his, character, his loyalty, his charidee work, his comments, his goals, his everything.

Oh, and he's just proved he can bang them in on the worlds biggest stage - In Brazil versus Italy in the World Cup Finals.  That is not a fluke and that is not an everyday occurrence.  Daniel is the real deal.  And he's mine.  Sorry, I mean he's ours!



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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7975 on: June 18, 2014, 02:18:32 am »
Daniel is a great guy. the way he carries himself and talks, everything about him is down to earth, intelligent, confidence without arrogance, self belief with team working humility. Love the way he talks about his family and he has a great sense of humour too as well as a steely determination and desire to win. He's growing as a player and as a man in this World Cup. Captain material I reckon.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7976 on: June 18, 2014, 03:03:24 am »
What the fuck have I just read?  :o

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7977 on: June 18, 2014, 03:04:35 am »
:lmao

Seems like some people in here have never wanted to crawl inside someone's mind so they can understand them.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7978 on: June 18, 2014, 03:24:35 am »
The old Vulcan mindmeld.

Like a Sci Fi roofie.

This is a ban-worthy abuse of power.

You pervert Spock.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7979 on: June 18, 2014, 03:47:06 am »
Pissed myself laughing at that post.
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7981 on: June 18, 2014, 09:02:35 am »
I've developed a bit of a man-crush on Daniel.

I don't want to fuck him necessarily but I love him and I want him to crawl inside his mind so he can understand me and I can feel what it's like to be inside him.

His skill, his commitment, his style, his attitude, his dance, his swagger, his sense of humour, his morals, his humility, his arrogance, his family, his, character, his loyalty, his charidee work, his comments, his goals, his everything.

Oh, and he's just proved he can bang them in on the worlds biggest stage - In Brazil versus Italy in the World Cup Finals.  That is not a fluke and that is not an everyday occurrence.  Daniel is the real deal.  And he's mine.  Sorry, I mean he's ours!

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7982 on: June 18, 2014, 09:57:11 am »
I don't want to fuck him necessarily but I love him and I want him to crawl inside his mind so he can understand me and I can feel what it's like to be inside him.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7983 on: June 18, 2014, 10:02:38 am »
I've developed a bit of a man-crush on Daniel.

I don't want to fuck him necessarily but I love him and I want him to crawl inside his mind so he can understand me and I can feel what it's like to be inside him.

His skill, his commitment, his style, his attitude, his dance, his swagger, his sense of humour, his morals, his humility, his arrogance, his family, his, character, his loyalty, his charidee work, his comments, his goals, his everything.

Oh, and he's just proved he can bang them in on the worlds biggest stage - In Brazil versus Italy in the World Cup Finals.  That is not a fluke and that is not an everyday occurrence.  Daniel is the real deal.  And he's mine.  Sorry, I mean he's ours!

Now, that's a man crush!

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7984 on: June 18, 2014, 10:04:16 am »
I've developed a bit of a man-crush on Daniel.

I don't want to fuck him necessarily but I love him and I want him to crawl inside his mind so he can understand me and I can feel what it's like to be inside him.

His skill, his commitment, his style, his attitude, his dance, his swagger, his sense of humour, his morals, his humility, his arrogance, his family, his, character, his loyalty, his charidee work, his comments, his goals, his everything.

Oh, and he's just proved he can bang them in on the worlds biggest stage - In Brazil versus Italy in the World Cup Finals.  That is not a fluke and that is not an everyday occurrence.  Daniel is the real deal.  And he's mine.  Sorry, I mean he's ours!
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7985 on: June 18, 2014, 10:17:00 am »
Someone has posted the same comment below the line on the Guardian story about sterling. Hahaha
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7986 on: June 18, 2014, 10:17:29 am »
If Sturridge suddenly starts doing weird stuff on the pitch and molesting himself, we'll know what's happened.
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7987 on: June 18, 2014, 10:37:24 am »
If that post doesn't find it's way into the "important posts you may have missed" thread there's something seriously wrong with RAWK.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7988 on: June 18, 2014, 10:45:42 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/HurPY5qGpaQ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/HurPY5qGpaQ</a>
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7989 on: June 18, 2014, 12:03:14 pm »
"I don't want to fuck him necessarily" should live long in RAWK history.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7990 on: June 18, 2014, 12:05:47 pm »
I've developed a bit of a man-crush on Daniel.

I don't want to fuck him necessarily but I love him and I want him to crawl inside his mind so he can understand me and I can feel what it's like to be inside him.

His skill, his commitment, his style, his attitude, his dance, his swagger, his sense of humour, his morals, his humility, his arrogance, his family, his, character, his loyalty, his charidee work, his comments, his goals, his everything.

Oh, and he's just proved he can bang them in on the worlds biggest stage - In Brazil versus Italy in the World Cup Finals.  That is not a fluke and that is not an everyday occurrence.  Daniel is the real deal.  And he's mine.  Sorry, I mean he's ours!
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7991 on: June 18, 2014, 12:09:43 pm »
okkk... moving on from that!

Its amazing how a year and half playing for Liverpool under Rodgers has completely rehabilitated his image in both the media and the public eye. he was always unfairly labeled as selfish, doesnt pass to team mates...etc and now, I havent heard a line of that anywhere!

Same with Suarez as well! theyre not even talking about his reformed behaviour, all the talk now is on how world class he is!

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7992 on: June 18, 2014, 12:12:49 pm »
what have I just read

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7993 on: June 18, 2014, 12:13:58 pm »
I don't want to fuck him necessarily but I love him and I want him to crawl inside his mind so he can understand me and I can feel what it's like to be inside him.
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7994 on: June 18, 2014, 12:14:01 pm »
"I don't want to fuck him necessarily" should live long in RAWK history.
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7995 on: June 18, 2014, 12:21:06 pm »
You watch Suarez pull out the Sturridge dance when he scores the winner  ;D ;D

Have to say I think that would be brilliant. Sturridge wouldn't have meant what he said in a bad way. They probably joke about it all the time together.


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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7996 on: June 18, 2014, 01:24:39 pm »
Number one... How dare anyone suggest I'm a red cafe cnut.

Dead giveaway.
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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7997 on: June 18, 2014, 01:35:21 pm »
I've developed a bit of a man-crush on Daniel.

I don't want to fuck him necessarily but I love him and I want him to crawl inside his mind so he can understand me and I can feel what it's like to be inside him.

His skill, his commitment, his style, his attitude, his dance, his swagger, his sense of humour, his morals, his humility, his arrogance, his family, his, character, his loyalty, his charidee work, his comments, his goals, his everything.

Oh, and he's just proved he can bang them in on the worlds biggest stage - In Brazil versus Italy in the World Cup Finals.  That is not a fluke and that is not an everyday occurrence.  Daniel is the real deal.  And he's mine.  Sorry, I mean he's ours!

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7998 on: June 18, 2014, 01:39:00 pm »
Number one... How dare anyone suggest I'm a red cafe cnut. 

Number two... I also post on the guardian, that comment was also mine. I am JeremyHillaryBoobPHD (from the yellow submarine) please check out my posting history there for more utter insanity and flying of the LFC flag.

Number three.... I.m a scouser born and bred.  Living in London.  On my own.  So maybe I'm going a little insane in my alienated state of angry isolation.  Is there a law against that? No.

Anyway, back to Daniel.  I reckon if he hadn't become a footballer he'd probably be a super-hero.  Not in a low-key, sinister Batman sort of way.  Hell no,  This is Daniel.  We're talking balls out (big balls, IMHO) Iron Man style FUCK YEAH I'M DANIEL STURRIDGE super-hero antics.  Or maybe he would have become prime minister.  I'd vote for him, fuck I'd vote for him to finger my bumbumhole with one hand and slap my face with the other.  I sometimes wish I was gay... I'd make a great gay guy and I reckon if Daniel was gay (he's not) me and him would make the perfect couple.  We'd buy a little rustic cottage in the outskirts of Chester, he would run the flower shop that we own and I would stay home baking him cookies and cakes and big joints of meat.  He's insatiable for meat in my fantasy.  Insatiable.

:lmao

You should write erotic fiction, I suggest your first novella should focus on the sexually repressed masses of RAWK who are intimidated by your "finger my bumbumhole with one hand and slap my face" love for Sturridge.

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Re: Daniel Andre Sturridge
« Reply #7999 on: June 18, 2014, 02:00:50 pm »
On the condition that he wins us our 19th league title or 6th Big Ears, I'd let young Daniel do what he wants with my body, and I'd enjoy it deeply.
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